Author's notes:
Thanks for all the reviews. ^_^ If I get a chance, I'll go read King Lear, since I haven't read it. ^^; But I'm pretty busy.
Also, no plagarism was intended. I feel bad that my ending sounded like someone else's, but I assure you it was unintentional. (And I hadn't heard of the Reduced Shakespeare Company- can you leave an address?) My possible explanation is that great minds think alike. ^^;

And without further ado, onto Macbeth!

Witches: Have some Prophecies.
Macbeth: Cool. But I won't kill Duncan.
Lady Macbeth: Dear, kill Duncan for me.
Macbeth: OK! Watch me as I lose all morals I once had.
Lady Macbeth: Oh! I am overcome with guilt! [kills self]
Macduff: Die, Macbeth.
Macbeth: You can't kill me. I can't be killed by any man born of a woman.
Macduff: [kills Macbeth]
Macbeth: Darn. [dies]