I'm working on all the ones that have been requested....honestly I am. ^^ It just takes me forever. King Lear's coming up sometime soon, and my mom bought me an anthology. So now I don't have to turn them into the library after two weeks...
Anyway. Here's Othello.

Othello: I love you, Desdemona
Desdemona: I love you, Othello.
Iago: [is jealous of Othello because he got the position he wanted, and is probably prejudiced, too.]
Iago: Othello, Desdemona's cheating on you.
Othello: She is? No she's not!
Iago: Yes, she is. Ask her about the scarf that I saw Cassio with.
Othello: Gasp! Choke! Die, Cassio!
Cassio: Despite this threat, I will be pretty much the only character to survive.
Othello: Die, Desdemona! [strangles her]
Emilia: Wait a second! I'm going to do what someone should have done lone before act five! You suck, Iago!
Othello: Now I feel guilty and see that my tragic flaw is that I'm gullibl- I mean, that I'm too trusting. [kills self]
Iago: Isn't it ironic that I survive?

Alternately, the "O" version:

Hugo: Look at the pretty birds.
Odin: I love you, Desdemona
Desi: I love you, Othello.
Hugo: I'm your best friend, Odin. I'll hug you a lot. Except I don't really mean any of it, since I'm plotting your death. Cause my dad likes you better. Anyway, Desi's cheating on you.
Odin: Not funny, Hugo. ...Hey, how does the whole drug thing fit in, anyway
Hugo: I've no idea. Anyway, you might want to ask Desi about the scarf. I think I saw Mike with it.
Odin: Time to wreck some stuff in my righteous fury. Die, Mike.
Mike:...The hell's going on, here?
Odin: Die, Desi! [strangles her]
Emily: What the hell did you do that for? Hey, Hugo, I'm going to wreck your plans.
Hugo: [kills her]
Odin: [cries a lot, yells at Hugo, then shoots himself]
Hugo: I'm going to be a hawk, too. Even though I'm going to jail.