*sighs* I'm working on the others, really I am. I was able to do this one with a bit of reviewing since I've read it before. King Lear will be out sometime before I die and I'll do requests in the order that came in after that, but I may not survive long enough. (The Tempest and then Twelfth Night, and some of the others after that...)
Sorry, more notes. This came out longer than some of the others since I was looking at it piece by piece instead of as a whole. I hope you still like it.
Soothsayer: Caesar, beware the Ides of March, but first you'll have to figure out what they are.
Caesar: Sure, it means you only have a month left to do your taxes.
Cassius: Caesar wants to be king.
Brutus: Really? That's bad.
Casca: Boy, it sure is weird around here.
Caesar: That's called pathetic fallacy. That's when nature reacts to what's happening in the play. It also means I'm about to die.
Decius Brutus: Does anyone else find it annoying that I have the same name as the main character?
Cassius: We better kill Antony, too.
Brutus: Naaaah. He won't do anything without Caesar.
Portia: You should tell me your secrets because I can stab myself in the leg without flinching.
Brutus: Cool.
Calpurnia: Stay. Watch the pathetic fallacy and don't go out today.
Caesar: No.
Calpurnia: Yes.
Caesar: No. [leaves, and is promptly stabbed to death.] Oops. You too, Brutus?
Antony: Caesar was cool. But Brutus knows best. Even though Caesar was really cool.
[The masses are angered. They wreck lots of stuff and kill some innocent people, partly thanks to the name thing again.]
Brutus: You suck, Cassius. If only I'd realized this before act four. But this is a tragedy. Sorry, I'm just grumpy because my wife killed herself.
Cassius: Kill me.
Pindarus: Yes sir. [does so]
Brutus: OK, time for me to join the blood bath out of guilt. Or something. [kills self]
Antony: Brutus was pretty cool. Even though he helped kill Caesar.
Sorry, more notes. This came out longer than some of the others since I was looking at it piece by piece instead of as a whole. I hope you still like it.
Soothsayer: Caesar, beware the Ides of March, but first you'll have to figure out what they are.
Caesar: Sure, it means you only have a month left to do your taxes.
Cassius: Caesar wants to be king.
Brutus: Really? That's bad.
Casca: Boy, it sure is weird around here.
Caesar: That's called pathetic fallacy. That's when nature reacts to what's happening in the play. It also means I'm about to die.
Decius Brutus: Does anyone else find it annoying that I have the same name as the main character?
Cassius: We better kill Antony, too.
Brutus: Naaaah. He won't do anything without Caesar.
Portia: You should tell me your secrets because I can stab myself in the leg without flinching.
Brutus: Cool.
Calpurnia: Stay. Watch the pathetic fallacy and don't go out today.
Caesar: No.
Calpurnia: Yes.
Caesar: No. [leaves, and is promptly stabbed to death.] Oops. You too, Brutus?
Antony: Caesar was cool. But Brutus knows best. Even though Caesar was really cool.
[The masses are angered. They wreck lots of stuff and kill some innocent people, partly thanks to the name thing again.]
Brutus: You suck, Cassius. If only I'd realized this before act four. But this is a tragedy. Sorry, I'm just grumpy because my wife killed herself.
Cassius: Kill me.
Pindarus: Yes sir. [does so]
Brutus: OK, time for me to join the blood bath out of guilt. Or something. [kills self]
Antony: Brutus was pretty cool. Even though he helped kill Caesar.