The madness continues! The second chapter of Mog on BroadwayÓmakes its FFN debut!

42nd Street: Mog does something right for a change. The opening scene stalls abruptly when Mog, a chorus member, dances Love Sonata. The result: Specter! The chorus gets confused, loses its rythm, and the members intentionally bump into and kick each other. This is barely noticed by the audience, thank goodness, as Mog casts Tapir next. The cast is healed, and the performance continues.

Mamma Mia!: This musical set to the music of ABBA takes place on an island in the Aegean. Naturally, Mog dances the Water Rondo. El Nino is cast, as a result. Musical is cancelled indefinitely until it stops raining inside the theater and they can get all the floodwater out.

Stones in His Pockets: This two-man show involves a little acting on MogÕs part. However, the one dance scene in this play blows the audience away -- literally. Since the dominant biome in Ireland is rolling fields, he goes with his instincts and dances the Wind Song. The result is, naturally, Wind Slash. The audience tries to contend with the winds, yet to no avail; they are blown out of the theater and across town. The next thing they know, they've landed in New Jersey, the armpit of the nation, the magical land of bad drivers, Bruce Springsteen, and Mafia executions. Oh, my.

Bleh...this is starting to get stupid, I think. I guess it was fun while it lasted, but this chapter is a bit less what I wanted. So, I'm ending it here. Hope you enjoyed it, but I am done.