Author's notes: It seems that there was a problem in the last chapter. Some
people *Cough*Zareonian Wolf *Cough* were taking it much to seriously. And
besides, my reviews are not a place to argue. Sophie V, Zareonian Wolf, I'm
going to ask you two not to insult each other or fight about whether Taito
is twisted or not in my reviews. However, if you must argue, leave
nationalities out of it. If you're going to fight, fight for the original
reason. *Rolls her eyes*
Ahem, now that that's out of the way, I'd like to thank R'tan and Sophie V for their reviews. ^_^ Thanks you two!
The Taito Plan; Part two
by: Amiasha
"Okay Yamato. they're coming this way." Taichi whispered. Taichi, Yamato, and Koushirou were in the park, waiting for Hikari and Takeru to show up so they could start operation 'End Takari'. Well, that's what Yamato and Taichi were doing. Koushirou was just watching. He'd wanted no part of the little scheme.
"Okay Taichi. Let's make it convincing." Yamato said.
"Let's hope it works. Sorry Yamato, but pretending to be your boyfriend is the last thing I want to do." Taichi said.
"Was that an insult?" Yamato asked.
Koushirou shook his head, sighing. Couldn't the three of them be together with out at least one argument between two of them?
"Oh no Yamato, I just like talking to you all sweet like. Just remember, I'm seme." Taichi said.
"What?! In your dreams, Taichi." Yamato shot back.
"You're going to miss your chance." Koushirou warned. Takeru and Hikari were coming closer.
Taichi waved his hand dismissivly. "Not now, Koushi. I'm defiantly dominant, Yamato."
"As if! You're too stupid to be seme!"
"You're too feminine!"
"You're too short!"
"You're too vain!"
"You're too arrogant!"
"You're too dainty!"
"You're too-" Yamato got cut off as Hikari and Takeru walked by, hand-in- hand.
"Hi." They said.
"Arguing, as usual?" Hikari asked.
Yamato and Taichi nodded slowly.
Hikari and Takeru kept walking and were soon gone.
Koushirou threw his hands in the air. "You two are impossible."
"He started it!" Yamato and Taichi said at the same time, pointing at the other one.
Koushirou looked at them for a moment. "That's it. I'm leaving. Figure this all out on your own." He said, turning on his heel and walking away.
Yamato and Taichi looked after him for a few seconds, then shrugged and went back to fighting.
*****
A little while later, Yamato and Taichi realized it was getting late.
"This is never going to work." Yamato sighed.
"It's gotta'! Or else Takeru and Hikari will marry and we'll be brothers-in- law!" Taichi exclaimed.
"Um, Taichi, we don't know if they'll marry or not." Yamato said.
Taichi just looked at him. "Come on Yamato. Think about what you're saying. Could you ever imagine a problem between the two of them big enough for them to break up?"
"Ahem, Taichi, what are we trying to do?"
"Break them up... Oh, I meant... That wasn't what I meant!"
"See, Taichi, this is why you could never be seme. You're an idiot."
"Yeah, well, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a girl! You defiantly look like one!"
"What does that have to do with being seme!? And I do not look like a girl"
"I'm always going to be seme and you know it!"
"In your dreams!"
*****
Taichi and Yamato realized it was dark.
"I'm going home." Yamato said. "Keep on dreaming, Taichi." He said as he walked away.
"I don't have to dream!" Taichi yelled after Yamato, then walked back to his house. He was greeted by his mother when he opened the door.
"Where have you been, Taichi?!" Mrs. Kamiya asked. "I called Mr. Ishida, and he didn't know where Yamato was either! Then I called Mrs. Izumi, and she said that Koushirou told her you and Yamato were having a stupid argument in the park! I was just about to go looking for you!"
"I'm sorry Mom." Taichi said. "Yamato and I didn't really notice the time."
"Obviously! Now eat some dinner and go to bed." Mrs. Kamiya said, stalking over to the phone to call Mr. Ishida.
Taichi hurriedly gulped down half the refrigerator and got in bed. He couldn't sleep though, he had so many thoughts running through his head.
'Okay, let's sort this out. Hikari and Takeru are dating. I actually agreed to pretend to be Yamato's boyfriend in order to break them up. What was I thinking?! Yamato is the most annoying person in the world. He thinks he'd be seme. Yeah, right. But that's not my biggest problem. What will all my friends say when they see Yamato and I together? They'll freak out, so I guess I should warn them. Then again... They may not freak out, then it'd be stupid to warn them, because they may slip and tell Takeru and Hikari and screw everything up. I'm confused... I'll ask Koushi tomorrow. Maybe he can give me an idea. If I can manage to talk to him and not be insulting. '
Taichi blinked. That was a lot more analysis than he usually did. He shrugged, rolled over, and went to sleep.
Author's Note: Sorry this chapter was so short. I just thought ending it here would be a good idea. I'd appreciate at least some *constructive* criticism if you must flame me. No more 'Taito is bad', okay?
Look at that little link down there. You just wanna' press it, don't you? *Sweet smile*
Ahem, now that that's out of the way, I'd like to thank R'tan and Sophie V for their reviews. ^_^ Thanks you two!
The Taito Plan; Part two
by: Amiasha
"Okay Yamato. they're coming this way." Taichi whispered. Taichi, Yamato, and Koushirou were in the park, waiting for Hikari and Takeru to show up so they could start operation 'End Takari'. Well, that's what Yamato and Taichi were doing. Koushirou was just watching. He'd wanted no part of the little scheme.
"Okay Taichi. Let's make it convincing." Yamato said.
"Let's hope it works. Sorry Yamato, but pretending to be your boyfriend is the last thing I want to do." Taichi said.
"Was that an insult?" Yamato asked.
Koushirou shook his head, sighing. Couldn't the three of them be together with out at least one argument between two of them?
"Oh no Yamato, I just like talking to you all sweet like. Just remember, I'm seme." Taichi said.
"What?! In your dreams, Taichi." Yamato shot back.
"You're going to miss your chance." Koushirou warned. Takeru and Hikari were coming closer.
Taichi waved his hand dismissivly. "Not now, Koushi. I'm defiantly dominant, Yamato."
"As if! You're too stupid to be seme!"
"You're too feminine!"
"You're too short!"
"You're too vain!"
"You're too arrogant!"
"You're too dainty!"
"You're too-" Yamato got cut off as Hikari and Takeru walked by, hand-in- hand.
"Hi." They said.
"Arguing, as usual?" Hikari asked.
Yamato and Taichi nodded slowly.
Hikari and Takeru kept walking and were soon gone.
Koushirou threw his hands in the air. "You two are impossible."
"He started it!" Yamato and Taichi said at the same time, pointing at the other one.
Koushirou looked at them for a moment. "That's it. I'm leaving. Figure this all out on your own." He said, turning on his heel and walking away.
Yamato and Taichi looked after him for a few seconds, then shrugged and went back to fighting.
*****
A little while later, Yamato and Taichi realized it was getting late.
"This is never going to work." Yamato sighed.
"It's gotta'! Or else Takeru and Hikari will marry and we'll be brothers-in- law!" Taichi exclaimed.
"Um, Taichi, we don't know if they'll marry or not." Yamato said.
Taichi just looked at him. "Come on Yamato. Think about what you're saying. Could you ever imagine a problem between the two of them big enough for them to break up?"
"Ahem, Taichi, what are we trying to do?"
"Break them up... Oh, I meant... That wasn't what I meant!"
"See, Taichi, this is why you could never be seme. You're an idiot."
"Yeah, well, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a girl! You defiantly look like one!"
"What does that have to do with being seme!? And I do not look like a girl"
"I'm always going to be seme and you know it!"
"In your dreams!"
*****
Taichi and Yamato realized it was dark.
"I'm going home." Yamato said. "Keep on dreaming, Taichi." He said as he walked away.
"I don't have to dream!" Taichi yelled after Yamato, then walked back to his house. He was greeted by his mother when he opened the door.
"Where have you been, Taichi?!" Mrs. Kamiya asked. "I called Mr. Ishida, and he didn't know where Yamato was either! Then I called Mrs. Izumi, and she said that Koushirou told her you and Yamato were having a stupid argument in the park! I was just about to go looking for you!"
"I'm sorry Mom." Taichi said. "Yamato and I didn't really notice the time."
"Obviously! Now eat some dinner and go to bed." Mrs. Kamiya said, stalking over to the phone to call Mr. Ishida.
Taichi hurriedly gulped down half the refrigerator and got in bed. He couldn't sleep though, he had so many thoughts running through his head.
'Okay, let's sort this out. Hikari and Takeru are dating. I actually agreed to pretend to be Yamato's boyfriend in order to break them up. What was I thinking?! Yamato is the most annoying person in the world. He thinks he'd be seme. Yeah, right. But that's not my biggest problem. What will all my friends say when they see Yamato and I together? They'll freak out, so I guess I should warn them. Then again... They may not freak out, then it'd be stupid to warn them, because they may slip and tell Takeru and Hikari and screw everything up. I'm confused... I'll ask Koushi tomorrow. Maybe he can give me an idea. If I can manage to talk to him and not be insulting. '
Taichi blinked. That was a lot more analysis than he usually did. He shrugged, rolled over, and went to sleep.
Author's Note: Sorry this chapter was so short. I just thought ending it here would be a good idea. I'd appreciate at least some *constructive* criticism if you must flame me. No more 'Taito is bad', okay?
Look at that little link down there. You just wanna' press it, don't you? *Sweet smile*