Trapped! Take III
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Ruby again, back to fix Fosco's perversion.
CHAPTER X
"Ruby!" Lily shouted. "You can do Hobbit things with Sam later! Gaynus is getting away!"
Lily desperately made a grab for the villain, but he was quicker. He fled, somehow taking Merry + Pip along with him..
"Dammit!" Ruby said, reluctantly letting go of Sam's foot. "He stole your pants, too." She told Sam.
"Wait, no, they're right here." Fosco said, holding up Sam's pants.
"God, he can't do ANYTHING right!!!" Ruby wailed in despair as Sam put his pants on.
"What's over there?" Sam asked, nodding in the direction of the altar. Frodo went to investigate.
"It's. . . it's the ring!"
"You're JOKING!" Lily ran to inspect the small golden thing in Frodo's hands. Frodo was NOT joking. Gaynus was so stupid, he'd left the ring there.
"Well, that's great, then!" Fosco beamed, "Screw Gaynus! Let's continue on our quest!"
"Wait a minute!" Ruby dismissed his comment with a wave of her hand. "He still has the drunk guys."
"Oh, yeah. . . well, I'll NEVER say the stupid Avalanche rock! Oilers all the way!!"
"Fosco!!" Ruby frowned at her tall companion.
"We can't just leave Merry and Pip!" Frodo said despairingly.
"He might. . . " Ruby hesitated, not wanting to seal her friends' fate. ". . . baptize them, or something. . . "
"Gasp!" Sam gasped. "He wouldn't!"
"He WOULD!"
"So what do we do?" Lily asked, rubbing her forehead.
"That's easy, we bust 'em out." Ruby explained.
How will our noble heroes save their hungry friends? And WILL Ben baptize them? And DO the Oilers REALLY rock? Wait, scratch that last one out -- they do.
Also: We've said it before, and we'll say it again. We don't mean to offend anyone with the religious teasing in this story. WE don't actually mean it, we're just poking fun.
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Ruby again, back to fix Fosco's perversion.
CHAPTER X
"Ruby!" Lily shouted. "You can do Hobbit things with Sam later! Gaynus is getting away!"
Lily desperately made a grab for the villain, but he was quicker. He fled, somehow taking Merry + Pip along with him..
"Dammit!" Ruby said, reluctantly letting go of Sam's foot. "He stole your pants, too." She told Sam.
"Wait, no, they're right here." Fosco said, holding up Sam's pants.
"God, he can't do ANYTHING right!!!" Ruby wailed in despair as Sam put his pants on.
"What's over there?" Sam asked, nodding in the direction of the altar. Frodo went to investigate.
"It's. . . it's the ring!"
"You're JOKING!" Lily ran to inspect the small golden thing in Frodo's hands. Frodo was NOT joking. Gaynus was so stupid, he'd left the ring there.
"Well, that's great, then!" Fosco beamed, "Screw Gaynus! Let's continue on our quest!"
"Wait a minute!" Ruby dismissed his comment with a wave of her hand. "He still has the drunk guys."
"Oh, yeah. . . well, I'll NEVER say the stupid Avalanche rock! Oilers all the way!!"
"Fosco!!" Ruby frowned at her tall companion.
"We can't just leave Merry and Pip!" Frodo said despairingly.
"He might. . . " Ruby hesitated, not wanting to seal her friends' fate. ". . . baptize them, or something. . . "
"Gasp!" Sam gasped. "He wouldn't!"
"He WOULD!"
"So what do we do?" Lily asked, rubbing her forehead.
"That's easy, we bust 'em out." Ruby explained.
How will our noble heroes save their hungry friends? And WILL Ben baptize them? And DO the Oilers REALLY rock? Wait, scratch that last one out -- they do.
Also: We've said it before, and we'll say it again. We don't mean to offend anyone with the religious teasing in this story. WE don't actually mean it, we're just poking fun.