The Story Of How Snape Became How We Know And Love Him Today



Severus and Voldy (an affectionate term): A Love Story



*Snapekins was skipping along happily. Then he met Luciocious.*

Snape: 'Ullo, there, Lucius, old buddy old pal! Eh what?

Lucius: Um... yes... anway, would you, like, come with me to Voldy's... party... yes... party... NO EVIL MEETING OF VOLDEMORT'S MINIONS WAS MENTIONED! ... ehehehehe...

Snape: Why of course, eh what!

*They both skip off to Voldy's... um... party...*

Voldy: Mwar. Mwar. Kurse all Seeds. Mwar.

Snape: 'Ullo there. I saw you in the newspaper the other day. It said you were evil. Are you evil? I don't think you're evil. I always believe in second chances for Everyone!

Voldy: Kurse. Seeds. Mwar.

Lucius: Snapy, would you like me to do a little... drawing... on your arm... It's definitely not anything like an unholy dark mark the burns black when your master calls you... Nothing of the sort... ehehehehe...

Snape: Sounds splendiferous!

*Lucius gives Snape the dark mark.*

Snape: What? I hate ugly skulls! I wanted a flower!

*Snape starts madly flapping his arms at Lucius.*

Voldy: STOP! Seeds. Mwar.

Snape: Yes... Master...

*Snape grumbles about being forced into becoming a minion.*


And so that is the story of how Snapekins became bitter and twisted.