Trapped! Take III
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Ruby-Ruby-Ruby Cotton! La la la la la. . . hey, someone read Ruby Cotton of Overhill. I mean it! *grrrrrrrrr*
CHAPTER XV: Massive what?!
"Gosh, I hope the readers don't get offended by this sacriligious story. Oh, well. Frodo, use your ring and get us outta here." Rubby said, gesturing to Frodo's neck. The young Hobbit nodded and groped for his ring, but a horrified expression appeared on his face.
"Oh, shi--"
~~
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. . .
"Mwaahahahahahaha! The world will be MNE!!!" Ishtar cried triumphantly. "I will force the people to succumb to my massive - Heeeeeeyyy. . . what's this?" He beant down and picked up the shiny object which had caught his eye.
"Pretty!"
He glanced around to make sure no one was watching, before slipping the golden treasure onto his finger.
"Tee hee!"
Meanwhile, back at the OTHER ranch. . .
"You LOST it?!" Ruby shouted, leaping on Frodo and proceeding to beat him up.
"Ruby! Ruby! Please, stop hurting Mister Frodo!" Sam cried, struggling to be heard above her furious rants. He ran up and grabbed Ruby's arms, forcing her to stay still. "Save some for the rest of us!" He finished, then, attacking Frodo, knocking him out.
"Sam!" Ruby grabbed Sam and pulled him over to Merry. "We must all calm down and try to think oiur way out of this." She said, sitting down beside Fosco and Lily.
"Ruby's right." Lily admitted.
"But what can we do?? And where's Pippin? Merry asked, looking about him. His drunken stupor had worn off, and he was now reasonably alert. The others joined him in his search until Fosco noticed that Pip was desperately trying to get to the food, which just kept moving farther away. Ruby ran over and got him, dragging him back to the others.
"How can we get out of here?" F rodo asked, after waking up.
Most of you will be very happy to learn that this is almost over. Just a few more chapters left! And there was much rejoicing. YAY!
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Ruby-Ruby-Ruby Cotton! La la la la la. . . hey, someone read Ruby Cotton of Overhill. I mean it! *grrrrrrrrr*
CHAPTER XV: Massive what?!
"Gosh, I hope the readers don't get offended by this sacriligious story. Oh, well. Frodo, use your ring and get us outta here." Rubby said, gesturing to Frodo's neck. The young Hobbit nodded and groped for his ring, but a horrified expression appeared on his face.
"Oh, shi--"
~~
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. . .
"Mwaahahahahahaha! The world will be MNE!!!" Ishtar cried triumphantly. "I will force the people to succumb to my massive - Heeeeeeyyy. . . what's this?" He beant down and picked up the shiny object which had caught his eye.
"Pretty!"
He glanced around to make sure no one was watching, before slipping the golden treasure onto his finger.
"Tee hee!"
Meanwhile, back at the OTHER ranch. . .
"You LOST it?!" Ruby shouted, leaping on Frodo and proceeding to beat him up.
"Ruby! Ruby! Please, stop hurting Mister Frodo!" Sam cried, struggling to be heard above her furious rants. He ran up and grabbed Ruby's arms, forcing her to stay still. "Save some for the rest of us!" He finished, then, attacking Frodo, knocking him out.
"Sam!" Ruby grabbed Sam and pulled him over to Merry. "We must all calm down and try to think oiur way out of this." She said, sitting down beside Fosco and Lily.
"Ruby's right." Lily admitted.
"But what can we do?? And where's Pippin? Merry asked, looking about him. His drunken stupor had worn off, and he was now reasonably alert. The others joined him in his search until Fosco noticed that Pip was desperately trying to get to the food, which just kept moving farther away. Ruby ran over and got him, dragging him back to the others.
"How can we get out of here?" F rodo asked, after waking up.
Most of you will be very happy to learn that this is almost over. Just a few more chapters left! And there was much rejoicing. YAY!