Trapped! Take III
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Fosco Brockhouse of . . . Brockhouse
CHAPTER XVI: Patrick Roy The Shnooky-Wookie. I mean, Wooky.
"What do we do?!" Lily worried. Everyone stared at everyone else, looking for a solution. For about 15 minutes, no one said anything. They just stared at the food. Lily suddenly broke the silence.
"Wait. . ." She said, "Fosco, do you have your special magic fanny pack with you? Please say 'yes'!"
"I certainly do!" Fosco replied as he patted his special magic fanny pack.
"Good good!" Lily said as her eyes lit up, "I have a plan!" Everyone lookat her with curiosity.
"Ishtar!!!" She screamed, "Patrick Roy is here, and he says he's 'feeling lonely'!"
Author's note: F.Y.I. Patrick Roy is an Avalanche Goalie
Editor's note: Good thing he pointed it out, cus I thought it was a Star Trek engineer.
Almost instantly, Ishtar appeared as he tried to catch his breath. He was dressed in some kind of demon lingerie.
"Sorry I'm late!" He breathed, "Where's my Shnooky-wooky?"
"Quick, Fosco!" Lily yelled, "Take your spare Oilers jersey out of your special magic fanny pack!" Without delay, Fosco whipped out the jersey. It seemed to have a mysterious glow. Ishtar let out a loud sream as the sigh of the Oiler jersey made him burn.
"Ahhh!" He yelled in pain as he was surrounded by a blue and copper electric shock.
Lily's note: It's not copper, it's BROWN.
Author & Editor: SHUT UP!
"The fact that he's in ligerie makes this disturbing," Said Ruby, "Couldn't you have lured him here some other way?"
"All RIGHT!" Screamed Ishtar in pain, "I'll let you out if you put that bloody thing away!"
~DUH DUH DUH~ Tune in next week for. . . The Legend of the Special Magic Fanny Pack!
Editor's Note: Sorry for all the pointless Editor/Author notes. And I offer my undenying love to apologize for the EXTREMELY pointless Lily note.
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: Fosco Brockhouse of . . . Brockhouse
CHAPTER XVI: Patrick Roy The Shnooky-Wookie. I mean, Wooky.
"What do we do?!" Lily worried. Everyone stared at everyone else, looking for a solution. For about 15 minutes, no one said anything. They just stared at the food. Lily suddenly broke the silence.
"Wait. . ." She said, "Fosco, do you have your special magic fanny pack with you? Please say 'yes'!"
"I certainly do!" Fosco replied as he patted his special magic fanny pack.
"Good good!" Lily said as her eyes lit up, "I have a plan!" Everyone lookat her with curiosity.
"Ishtar!!!" She screamed, "Patrick Roy is here, and he says he's 'feeling lonely'!"
Author's note: F.Y.I. Patrick Roy is an Avalanche Goalie
Editor's note: Good thing he pointed it out, cus I thought it was a Star Trek engineer.
Almost instantly, Ishtar appeared as he tried to catch his breath. He was dressed in some kind of demon lingerie.
"Sorry I'm late!" He breathed, "Where's my Shnooky-wooky?"
"Quick, Fosco!" Lily yelled, "Take your spare Oilers jersey out of your special magic fanny pack!" Without delay, Fosco whipped out the jersey. It seemed to have a mysterious glow. Ishtar let out a loud sream as the sigh of the Oiler jersey made him burn.
"Ahhh!" He yelled in pain as he was surrounded by a blue and copper electric shock.
Lily's note: It's not copper, it's BROWN.
Author & Editor: SHUT UP!
"The fact that he's in ligerie makes this disturbing," Said Ruby, "Couldn't you have lured him here some other way?"
"All RIGHT!" Screamed Ishtar in pain, "I'll let you out if you put that bloody thing away!"
~DUH DUH DUH~ Tune in next week for. . . The Legend of the Special Magic Fanny Pack!
Editor's Note: Sorry for all the pointless Editor/Author notes. And I offer my undenying love to apologize for the EXTREMELY pointless Lily note.