Trapped! Take III
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: James 3:16. I mean, Ruby. Ruby.
CHAPTER XVII: The Special Magic Fanny Pack
We now interrupt "Trapped! Take III" to bring you. . .
THE LEGEND OF THE SPECIAL MAGIC FANNY PACK!
And God said "Let there be a Special Magic Fanny Pack, and may three hockey players grace the front. Not one, not two, but three." And God said it, and so it was done. Then the Lord took the Special Magic Fanny Pack and said to his servant: "And let one worthy of its power be its bearer, and let his love be gentle and his power fearsome for all to behold."
And the Lord's servant set out on a great quest to find one worthy of the special magic fanny pack. First, it came to the one Joel, and the servant asked of him but one question.
"Which hockey team is the best?"
And Joel answered "The Canucks", and the angel despaired.
Then, it found Ben, and the angel asked "Which hockey team is the best?"
And Ben said "Avalanche", and the angel despaired, and its sorrow was great, for it knew that it had found the servant of Ishtar. Fleeing from its foe, the angel met Ruby. And it asked.
"Which hocky team is the best?"
And Ruby said "The Oilers." and the Angel rejoiced. Young Ruby received the Special Magic Fanny Pack from the Lord, and all was well.
And then Ruby met Fosco, and his Oilers knowledge was great, and she recognized him as the savior of the Lord. And she bestowed the Special Magic Fanny Pack upon him, and the angels sang and the beasts rejoiced in his greatness.
THE PREVIOUS WAS EXCERPT FROM "THE HOCKY BIBLE", A FICTIONAL WORK MADE FOR THE CREATIVE USES OF RUBY COTTON OF OVERHILL.
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Author's note: You know, what really happened was Lily was over, and I found the Special Magic Fanny Pack with Hocky players on it, and I asked her if Fosco would like it, and she said "I dunno, maybe." And then Fosco LOVED it. ((o-o))
By Ruby Cotton, Fosco Brockhouse, and Lily Brockhouse
Note: James 3:16. I mean, Ruby. Ruby.
CHAPTER XVII: The Special Magic Fanny Pack
We now interrupt "Trapped! Take III" to bring you. . .
THE LEGEND OF THE SPECIAL MAGIC FANNY PACK!
And God said "Let there be a Special Magic Fanny Pack, and may three hockey players grace the front. Not one, not two, but three." And God said it, and so it was done. Then the Lord took the Special Magic Fanny Pack and said to his servant: "And let one worthy of its power be its bearer, and let his love be gentle and his power fearsome for all to behold."
And the Lord's servant set out on a great quest to find one worthy of the special magic fanny pack. First, it came to the one Joel, and the servant asked of him but one question.
"Which hockey team is the best?"
And Joel answered "The Canucks", and the angel despaired.
Then, it found Ben, and the angel asked "Which hockey team is the best?"
And Ben said "Avalanche", and the angel despaired, and its sorrow was great, for it knew that it had found the servant of Ishtar. Fleeing from its foe, the angel met Ruby. And it asked.
"Which hocky team is the best?"
And Ruby said "The Oilers." and the Angel rejoiced. Young Ruby received the Special Magic Fanny Pack from the Lord, and all was well.
And then Ruby met Fosco, and his Oilers knowledge was great, and she recognized him as the savior of the Lord. And she bestowed the Special Magic Fanny Pack upon him, and the angels sang and the beasts rejoiced in his greatness.
THE PREVIOUS WAS EXCERPT FROM "THE HOCKY BIBLE", A FICTIONAL WORK MADE FOR THE CREATIVE USES OF RUBY COTTON OF OVERHILL.
~~~
Author's note: You know, what really happened was Lily was over, and I found the Special Magic Fanny Pack with Hocky players on it, and I asked her if Fosco would like it, and she said "I dunno, maybe." And then Fosco LOVED it. ((o-o))