- A/N: Mwahahaa!!! I'm sick! And I think Snape's a hottie.. I do.. I was just temporarily insane…
Greasy Snape
greasy Snape, greasy Snape
what's with the 'no shampoo'?
greasy Snape, greasy Snape
it's all your fault
so you think the shower will bite
but we all have our childhood traumas
greasy Snape, greasy Snape
it's still your fault
a shower makes you smell like roses
and then you wont disgust those with noses
take the bottle and wash for once
and the world will smell as one
greasy Snape, greasy Snape
what's with the 'no shampoo'?
greasy Snape, greasy Snape
it was your fault