Disclaimer: I did not suddenly turn into J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! This Chapter is Ginny/Draco. I'll try not to make it too bad. By the way, I don't like Purple Monkey Dishwasher anymore, I'm going back to MJG.
Ginny and Malfoy
Ron
Ron: (a lot of swearing) Where's Malfoy? I'm gonna bash his face in! What right does he have to…?—and why isn't Ginny…?—are you sure this is true?
Me: Yeah! Would I lie?
Ron: How do you know everything that happens at Hogwarts?
Me: Shouldn't you be looking for Malfoy?
Ron: Oh, yeah.
Ron leaves, angrily.
Crabbe
Crabbe: Malfoy? As in Draco Malfoy? My friend? With a Weasley? I'll believe it when I see it.
(Crabbe sees Malfoy and Ginny making out nearby)
Crabbe: I believe it.
Me: It's a good thing that Ron didn't follow me here. You wouldn't have seen them because he would have bashed Malfoy up.
Crabbe: Why can't Ron accept these things? Malfoy's like that too. That's why Goyle and I haven't told him about…well, you know.
Me: (thinking) Can't wait to get Malfoy's reaction about that! (A/N: Hint, hint)
George
George: That's funny! Great joke.
Me: But it's not a joke.
George: Okay, now it's getting old.
Me: It's TRUE. I'm serious.
George: I'm not that stupid.
Me: Fine, don't believe me. Maybe if they get married you'll finally believe me.
Lucius
Lucius: A Weasley? That's preposterous!
Me: But true.
Lucius: I'll show him! How dare he ruin the Malfoy name. Of all people he picked Ginny Weasley.
Me: Better Ginny than one of the other Weasleys, don't you think?
Lucius: (menacingly) You'd better not mean what I think you mean.
Me: Gotta go!
Ginny
Ginny: Malfoy isn't as bad as he seems. He's nice to me.
Me: I find that hard to believe. He hates your family. He hates Hermione who seems to be your friend since the Yule Ball last year. He hates Harry. What happened to your crush on Harry?
Ginny: Harry doesn't like me. He just thinks of me as Ron's little sister.
Me: And Malfoy thinks of you as his enemy's best friend's little sister.
Ginny: No, he thinks of me as his girlfriend.
Me: But how can you be sure he isn't—
Ginny: OH MY GOD!
Ron and Malfoy are fighting. Ron is on top of Malfoy. Lucius sees them.
Lucius: MALFOY! WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? FIRST GINNY, NOW RONALD?
Malfoy: It's not what you think. (He pushes Ron off him) Why are you here, anyway?
Lucius: The Weasleys are just a bunch of muggle wannabes. Stay away from them. (Looks at Ron, scornfully) Especially this one.
Malfoy: No, I don't want to. Well, I don't mind staying away from Weasel, but Ginny's different.
Lucius: A Weasley is a Weasley. If I see her with you ever again, I'll disown you.
Ginny, Ron and I get the hell outta there. Then I return when I realise I haven't spoken to (Draco) Malfoy yet. Luckily Lucius has gone.
Malfoy
Malfoy: Ginny is better than the other Weasels.
Me: Why, because she's female?
Malfoy: Yeah, and she's a lot more…evil.
Me: Ginny's evil. Since when?
Malfoy: I think that Tom Riddle Diary incident effected her a bit more than most people think.
Me: Really? I'd better investigate.
Ginny
Me: What are you doing?
Ginny: I'm coming up with a way for me and Malfoy to go out without Lucius messing things up.
Me: What's the plan?
Ginny: You'll see.
Ginny visits the Malfoys and comes back with three shopping bags and a triumphant grin.
Me: What happened?
Ginny: Narcissa and I are friends now. She's nowhere near as bad as her husband.
Me: Narcissa Malfoy? You've become her friend. But what about Lucius?
Ginny: I have a plan for him too.
Me: Does Narcissa know you're Ginny Weasley?
Ginny: I'm not. Well not for long.
Me: Huh?
Ginny: I'm going to change my last name.
Me: You must really like Malfoy. What are you going to change it to?
Ginny: Bin Laden. I heard a muggle mention the name and I thought it was a nice last name.
Me: Maybe you should rethink that decision. People might think you were related to someone who isn't exactly the most popular man on Earth.
Colin
Colin: Ginny's nice. Why does she have to like Malfoy?
Me: Do you want me to answer that question?
Colin: Not really.
Narcissa
Narcissa: Ginny is a wonderful person. I went shopping with her not long ago and she seemed very nice.
Me: Your husband doesn't seem to like her.
Narcissa: He has no taste. I'm sure I'll be able to convince him to like her.
Me: Are you sure you won't be convincing him to pretend to like her?
Narcissa: (annoyed) Yes. I'm not bossy.
Harry
Harry: There's a good side to this. She doesn't like me anymore.
Me: So you don't mind who she likes as long as it's not you?
Harry: I mind if it's Malfoy.
Me: You don't seem to mind.
Harry: You ask too many questions.
Me: I only asked you one.
Ginny
Ginny: You again!
Me: What's going on with you and the Malfoys?
Ginny: I think I got Narcissa to convince Lucius to like me so I don't have to change my last name.
A few months later…
Ginny: Can you believe this? Lucius is practically arranging our marriage.
Me: What?
Ginny: He can't wait until I become part of their family. Narcissa convinced him I was really amazing and nothing like the rest of my family.
Me: But you're too young to get married.
Ginny: I know but he makes me go to their family reunions and people's birthdays and I HATE all the Malfoys. Especially Narcissa; she started this.
Me: What about Malfoy?
Ginny: I feel sorry for him.
Me: And I'm sure he feels sorry for you.
A/N: The next chapter will be Ron/Lavender. But what will the one after that be?
A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! This Chapter is Ginny/Draco. I'll try not to make it too bad. By the way, I don't like Purple Monkey Dishwasher anymore, I'm going back to MJG.
Ginny and Malfoy
Ron
Ron: (a lot of swearing) Where's Malfoy? I'm gonna bash his face in! What right does he have to…?—and why isn't Ginny…?—are you sure this is true?
Me: Yeah! Would I lie?
Ron: How do you know everything that happens at Hogwarts?
Me: Shouldn't you be looking for Malfoy?
Ron: Oh, yeah.
Ron leaves, angrily.
Crabbe
Crabbe: Malfoy? As in Draco Malfoy? My friend? With a Weasley? I'll believe it when I see it.
(Crabbe sees Malfoy and Ginny making out nearby)
Crabbe: I believe it.
Me: It's a good thing that Ron didn't follow me here. You wouldn't have seen them because he would have bashed Malfoy up.
Crabbe: Why can't Ron accept these things? Malfoy's like that too. That's why Goyle and I haven't told him about…well, you know.
Me: (thinking) Can't wait to get Malfoy's reaction about that! (A/N: Hint, hint)
George
George: That's funny! Great joke.
Me: But it's not a joke.
George: Okay, now it's getting old.
Me: It's TRUE. I'm serious.
George: I'm not that stupid.
Me: Fine, don't believe me. Maybe if they get married you'll finally believe me.
Lucius
Lucius: A Weasley? That's preposterous!
Me: But true.
Lucius: I'll show him! How dare he ruin the Malfoy name. Of all people he picked Ginny Weasley.
Me: Better Ginny than one of the other Weasleys, don't you think?
Lucius: (menacingly) You'd better not mean what I think you mean.
Me: Gotta go!
Ginny
Ginny: Malfoy isn't as bad as he seems. He's nice to me.
Me: I find that hard to believe. He hates your family. He hates Hermione who seems to be your friend since the Yule Ball last year. He hates Harry. What happened to your crush on Harry?
Ginny: Harry doesn't like me. He just thinks of me as Ron's little sister.
Me: And Malfoy thinks of you as his enemy's best friend's little sister.
Ginny: No, he thinks of me as his girlfriend.
Me: But how can you be sure he isn't—
Ginny: OH MY GOD!
Ron and Malfoy are fighting. Ron is on top of Malfoy. Lucius sees them.
Lucius: MALFOY! WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? FIRST GINNY, NOW RONALD?
Malfoy: It's not what you think. (He pushes Ron off him) Why are you here, anyway?
Lucius: The Weasleys are just a bunch of muggle wannabes. Stay away from them. (Looks at Ron, scornfully) Especially this one.
Malfoy: No, I don't want to. Well, I don't mind staying away from Weasel, but Ginny's different.
Lucius: A Weasley is a Weasley. If I see her with you ever again, I'll disown you.
Ginny, Ron and I get the hell outta there. Then I return when I realise I haven't spoken to (Draco) Malfoy yet. Luckily Lucius has gone.
Malfoy
Malfoy: Ginny is better than the other Weasels.
Me: Why, because she's female?
Malfoy: Yeah, and she's a lot more…evil.
Me: Ginny's evil. Since when?
Malfoy: I think that Tom Riddle Diary incident effected her a bit more than most people think.
Me: Really? I'd better investigate.
Ginny
Me: What are you doing?
Ginny: I'm coming up with a way for me and Malfoy to go out without Lucius messing things up.
Me: What's the plan?
Ginny: You'll see.
Ginny visits the Malfoys and comes back with three shopping bags and a triumphant grin.
Me: What happened?
Ginny: Narcissa and I are friends now. She's nowhere near as bad as her husband.
Me: Narcissa Malfoy? You've become her friend. But what about Lucius?
Ginny: I have a plan for him too.
Me: Does Narcissa know you're Ginny Weasley?
Ginny: I'm not. Well not for long.
Me: Huh?
Ginny: I'm going to change my last name.
Me: You must really like Malfoy. What are you going to change it to?
Ginny: Bin Laden. I heard a muggle mention the name and I thought it was a nice last name.
Me: Maybe you should rethink that decision. People might think you were related to someone who isn't exactly the most popular man on Earth.
Colin
Colin: Ginny's nice. Why does she have to like Malfoy?
Me: Do you want me to answer that question?
Colin: Not really.
Narcissa
Narcissa: Ginny is a wonderful person. I went shopping with her not long ago and she seemed very nice.
Me: Your husband doesn't seem to like her.
Narcissa: He has no taste. I'm sure I'll be able to convince him to like her.
Me: Are you sure you won't be convincing him to pretend to like her?
Narcissa: (annoyed) Yes. I'm not bossy.
Harry
Harry: There's a good side to this. She doesn't like me anymore.
Me: So you don't mind who she likes as long as it's not you?
Harry: I mind if it's Malfoy.
Me: You don't seem to mind.
Harry: You ask too many questions.
Me: I only asked you one.
Ginny
Ginny: You again!
Me: What's going on with you and the Malfoys?
Ginny: I think I got Narcissa to convince Lucius to like me so I don't have to change my last name.
A few months later…
Ginny: Can you believe this? Lucius is practically arranging our marriage.
Me: What?
Ginny: He can't wait until I become part of their family. Narcissa convinced him I was really amazing and nothing like the rest of my family.
Me: But you're too young to get married.
Ginny: I know but he makes me go to their family reunions and people's birthdays and I HATE all the Malfoys. Especially Narcissa; she started this.
Me: What about Malfoy?
Ginny: I feel sorry for him.
Me: And I'm sure he feels sorry for you.
A/N: The next chapter will be Ron/Lavender. But what will the one after that be?