Disclaimer: There's a difference between me and J. K. Rowling. One of them
is the fact that I didn't write Harry Potter and she did.
A/N: Ron and Lavender. Who was the first person to think of this one? Someone with a good imagination, I think.
Ron and Lavender
Parvati
Parvati: Padma told me what a lousy date Ron was. I don't see why he would be any better with Lavender.
Me: But he didn't choose Padma. And maybe Padma isn't a likable person.
Parvati: It's more likely that Ron's a boring guy.
Me: If Padma wasn't nice you wouldn't be able to tell; you're her twin. And twins share a bond that no one can understand blah blah blah.
Parvati: I still think Ron's the unlikable person. I hope it doesn't last long.
Me: Personally, I doubt it will.
Seamus
Seamus: I really liked Lavender but I guess she didn't like me. It doesn't matter.
Me: (surprised) You don't care?
Seamus: I care but I don't mind.
Me: Well, this will make my story interesting.
Seamus: What story?
Me: There's a website that has Fan Fiction on it. I'm writing a story so I thought I'd get some ideas from here.
Seamus: But you can't let Muggles know about Hogwarts and Witches.
Me: They'll think I made it up.
Seamus: How does this sound? How could Lavender go out with some idiot she doesn't even like? She went to the Yule Ball with me! I thought she really liked me.
Me: That's stupid. But I'll use it anyway. So, are you going to threaten Ron?
Seamus: But he's my friend.
Me: Why do you have to be so NICE?
Harry
Harry: I didn't think Ron liked Lavender. They don't have anything in common.
Me: Neither do you and Hermione.
Harry: At least Hermione and I were friends. Ron and Lavender definitely weren't. I remember last year Ron said made this joke about Uranus, He said—
Me: Yes, I know.
Harry: How did you know?
Me: He told me.
Harry: Well, maybe that was a hint that he liked her. He never said anything about it to me but I never said anything about Hermione or Cho.
Me: I have to do something very important, I'll see you.
Cho
Cho: Ron and Lavender? Who are they? I think I've heard of Ron but I haven't heard of Lavender.
Me: Everyone, that was Cho's reaction, okay?
Cho: Who are you talking to?
Me: (I ignore the question) I'm so sorry! I didn't talk to Harry for you. It's too late now. Have you heard of Hermione?
Cho: She went to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum and she was in the Daily Prophet.
Me: So you have heard of her.
Cho: Was it true what Rita Skeeter wrote about her and Harry in the Daily Prophet?
Me: It wasn't, but it is now. But don't get angry at me. Here's an interesting possibility: Hermione could get jealous of Ron and Lavender because she likes Ron. Then if Ron and Hermione get back together Harry will be single…I just realised something. This sounds like a soap opera. I hate soap operas. I've leaving. Amy's taking over.
Lavender (and Amy)
Lavender: You know where Zonko's is?
Amy: Yeah.
Lavender: Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour is about five shops left from there.
Amy: Okay, thanks.
Amy goes to Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour. I am also there.
Me: How come you're here? You're supposed to be asking people questions and annoying them!
Amy: It's hot and I was hungry.
Me: Have you talked to anyone?
Amy: I asked Lavender where this shop was.
Me: (sarcastically) That's great, Amy. I'll do this myself, then.
Amy: If you need help, ask me.
Me: I did. And look what happened.
I go back to Hogwarts and find Lavender.
Lavender: Is Seamus jealous?
Me: In a way.
Lavender: What does that mean?
Me: Was this whole thing intended to make Seamus jealous?
Lavender: Hermione too.
Me: Why did you need to make Seamus jealous?
Lavender: He hardly ever talks to me.
Me: I don't think this really helps the situation.
Lavender: You mean he's not jealous?
Me: Ask him yourself, he's right behind you.
Lavender looks around and sees no one. I run away. I can't believe it works.
Hermione
Hermione: Ron's stupid. Who cares what he does.
Me: You do.
Hermione: No I don't. I'm just angry because I feel sorry for Lavender.
Me: Right. Why did you break up with Ron?
Hermione: Because of Harry.
Me: Do you regret it?
Hermione: A bit. I don't really like Harry in that way.
Ron
Ron: I hate Lavender. She's dumb and she actually LIKES Divination. I hope Hermione's getting jealous.
Me: She is. And Hermione said her feelings for Harry were purely platonic.
Ron: I don't care.
A/N: I REALLY hated that. This chapter sucked. Just review tactfully.
A/N: Ron and Lavender. Who was the first person to think of this one? Someone with a good imagination, I think.
Ron and Lavender
Parvati
Parvati: Padma told me what a lousy date Ron was. I don't see why he would be any better with Lavender.
Me: But he didn't choose Padma. And maybe Padma isn't a likable person.
Parvati: It's more likely that Ron's a boring guy.
Me: If Padma wasn't nice you wouldn't be able to tell; you're her twin. And twins share a bond that no one can understand blah blah blah.
Parvati: I still think Ron's the unlikable person. I hope it doesn't last long.
Me: Personally, I doubt it will.
Seamus
Seamus: I really liked Lavender but I guess she didn't like me. It doesn't matter.
Me: (surprised) You don't care?
Seamus: I care but I don't mind.
Me: Well, this will make my story interesting.
Seamus: What story?
Me: There's a website that has Fan Fiction on it. I'm writing a story so I thought I'd get some ideas from here.
Seamus: But you can't let Muggles know about Hogwarts and Witches.
Me: They'll think I made it up.
Seamus: How does this sound? How could Lavender go out with some idiot she doesn't even like? She went to the Yule Ball with me! I thought she really liked me.
Me: That's stupid. But I'll use it anyway. So, are you going to threaten Ron?
Seamus: But he's my friend.
Me: Why do you have to be so NICE?
Harry
Harry: I didn't think Ron liked Lavender. They don't have anything in common.
Me: Neither do you and Hermione.
Harry: At least Hermione and I were friends. Ron and Lavender definitely weren't. I remember last year Ron said made this joke about Uranus, He said—
Me: Yes, I know.
Harry: How did you know?
Me: He told me.
Harry: Well, maybe that was a hint that he liked her. He never said anything about it to me but I never said anything about Hermione or Cho.
Me: I have to do something very important, I'll see you.
Cho
Cho: Ron and Lavender? Who are they? I think I've heard of Ron but I haven't heard of Lavender.
Me: Everyone, that was Cho's reaction, okay?
Cho: Who are you talking to?
Me: (I ignore the question) I'm so sorry! I didn't talk to Harry for you. It's too late now. Have you heard of Hermione?
Cho: She went to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum and she was in the Daily Prophet.
Me: So you have heard of her.
Cho: Was it true what Rita Skeeter wrote about her and Harry in the Daily Prophet?
Me: It wasn't, but it is now. But don't get angry at me. Here's an interesting possibility: Hermione could get jealous of Ron and Lavender because she likes Ron. Then if Ron and Hermione get back together Harry will be single…I just realised something. This sounds like a soap opera. I hate soap operas. I've leaving. Amy's taking over.
Lavender (and Amy)
Lavender: You know where Zonko's is?
Amy: Yeah.
Lavender: Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour is about five shops left from there.
Amy: Okay, thanks.
Amy goes to Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour. I am also there.
Me: How come you're here? You're supposed to be asking people questions and annoying them!
Amy: It's hot and I was hungry.
Me: Have you talked to anyone?
Amy: I asked Lavender where this shop was.
Me: (sarcastically) That's great, Amy. I'll do this myself, then.
Amy: If you need help, ask me.
Me: I did. And look what happened.
I go back to Hogwarts and find Lavender.
Lavender: Is Seamus jealous?
Me: In a way.
Lavender: What does that mean?
Me: Was this whole thing intended to make Seamus jealous?
Lavender: Hermione too.
Me: Why did you need to make Seamus jealous?
Lavender: He hardly ever talks to me.
Me: I don't think this really helps the situation.
Lavender: You mean he's not jealous?
Me: Ask him yourself, he's right behind you.
Lavender looks around and sees no one. I run away. I can't believe it works.
Hermione
Hermione: Ron's stupid. Who cares what he does.
Me: You do.
Hermione: No I don't. I'm just angry because I feel sorry for Lavender.
Me: Right. Why did you break up with Ron?
Hermione: Because of Harry.
Me: Do you regret it?
Hermione: A bit. I don't really like Harry in that way.
Ron
Ron: I hate Lavender. She's dumb and she actually LIKES Divination. I hope Hermione's getting jealous.
Me: She is. And Hermione said her feelings for Harry were purely platonic.
Ron: I don't care.
A/N: I REALLY hated that. This chapter sucked. Just review tactfully.