TOWELIE AT HOGWARTS
Disclaimer: Towelie belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park). All other characters belong to JK Rowling.
Scene….King's Cross Station between platforms 9 & 10. Harry and the Weasleys get ready to get onto the platform.
Mrs. Weasley: Better go at it at a bit of a run if you're nervous.
(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)
Towelie: And be sure to take a towel!!
Harry: Who the hell are you?
Towelie: I'm Towelie! Where ever you go in the wizard world make sure to bring a towel you never know when you'll need one.
Harry (looking confused): Uh, alrighty then.
Towelie:…….wanna get high??
Harry: Uh, not really I have to get on the platform now.
Towelie: Ok, I'm gonna go get high, don't forget a towel!!
Scene…..Harry, Ron, and Hermione are about to play the transfigured game of chess to get to the Sorcerer's Stone…
Ron: We have to play our way out of here.
(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel!! You don't know what's beyond this obstacle you might need a towel.
Hermione: Who are you??
Harry: Fuck, not you again!!
Ron: Towelie you are the coolest character ever. You are dumber than me!!
Towelie: Yeah, I know Ron. You guys wanna get high??
Harry: No Towelie DAMMIT, we have to get the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape.
Towelie: Did you say Stoned?!?!
Harry: Shit, and I thought Colin was the dumbest character ever!!
Disclaimer: Towelie belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park). All other characters belong to JK Rowling.
Scene….King's Cross Station between platforms 9 & 10. Harry and the Weasleys get ready to get onto the platform.
Mrs. Weasley: Better go at it at a bit of a run if you're nervous.
(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)
Towelie: And be sure to take a towel!!
Harry: Who the hell are you?
Towelie: I'm Towelie! Where ever you go in the wizard world make sure to bring a towel you never know when you'll need one.
Harry (looking confused): Uh, alrighty then.
Towelie:…….wanna get high??
Harry: Uh, not really I have to get on the platform now.
Towelie: Ok, I'm gonna go get high, don't forget a towel!!
Scene…..Harry, Ron, and Hermione are about to play the transfigured game of chess to get to the Sorcerer's Stone…
Ron: We have to play our way out of here.
(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)
Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel!! You don't know what's beyond this obstacle you might need a towel.
Hermione: Who are you??
Harry: Fuck, not you again!!
Ron: Towelie you are the coolest character ever. You are dumber than me!!
Towelie: Yeah, I know Ron. You guys wanna get high??
Harry: No Towelie DAMMIT, we have to get the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape.
Towelie: Did you say Stoned?!?!
Harry: Shit, and I thought Colin was the dumbest character ever!!