I'm back, okay chapter three. Sounds like fun. Just to let you know, I don't have this story planned out, I kinda write it as I get ideas so it might be days or weeks for me to update this. I'm also moving this weekend (hopefully 'cause all that has happened is delays) and soon my computer will be disconnected so I'll have to leave you hanging. I'm using my school computer to type this so if there are any major mistakes (spelling wise) I'm sorry. Uh.. any thing else? Ummmmm. I don't think I left anything out. Oh yeah Mr. Apple is mine (and yup I talk to food and inanimate objects, they don't talk back though.) and everything else is Tolkens. Enjoy.
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Chapter 3
Mr. Apple
Gandalf looked at the hobbit. "Mr. Apple?" He asked.
"Yeah he's my best bud. Do you know where he is?" Pippin asked as he began to hunt around the kitchen.
Frodo leaned over to Merry "What is wrong with him? Even drunk he is much more intelligent then this." He whispered to his cousin.
"I haven't a clue. He was normal earlier today but then when he arrived at the tavern he was well like this." Merry replied. "We've got to find out what happens to him during that time. Either that or go nuts."
"I agree. I don't want to listen to 'Fatty Fatty two by four can't get through the kitchen' door everytime he looks at me." Sam said looking a little upset.
"Don't worry Sam, this isn't the real Pippin. Someone did something to him." Frodo said trying to make his friend feel better. Gandalf ,who had given up on trying to tell the hobbit that apples don't talk, came over to the other three.
"I'm going to go to Rivendale and see if Lord Elrond knows what to do. I will be back as soon as I can. Until then don't let him out of your sight." Gandalf looked at the hobbit who was looking through Frodo's apple bin. "And I'm going to leave before he finds 'Mr. Apple'."
"Alright. Say hi to the elves for me." Frodo said. Gandalf nodded and left the hobbit hole. When Gandalf left the three remaining NORMAL hobbits looked at each other.
"So what do we do now?" Merry asked. The other two shrugged their shoulders. Before they could answer Pippin gave an excited shout.
"I've found him! I've found Mr.Apple." Pippin held up a red apple. Attached to its stem was a wilted green leaf, and on the bottom there was a bruise. "Frodo, Sam, Merry. Meet Mr. Apple, Mr. Apple meet Frodo, Sam and Merry."
The three hobbits just stood there. It was a full minute until Sam said something. "I need a pint." Frodo and Merry nodded and Frodo went to get them something strong to drink. Pippin frowned at the reaction his friends gave Mr. Apple. Just because Mr. Apple was produce that didn't mean he didn't have feelings.
"Don't worry Mr.Apple I think your nice." Pippin whispered to the apple cupped in his hands. Pippin walked into the living room. He sat down and took out another joint. While he smoked Pippin held a conversation with the apple. "Yeah I know that was so funny. But I didn't realize that you were at the party." Pippin paused (okay when I end the"" marks that means Mr. Apple is talking. You should be able to tell what I'm asking by the answers) "Oh you were on the buffet table, but I was at the buffet table for most of the party." "Yeah" "Oh right I did have 8 1/2 pints that time. I guess that would explain why I didn't notice you." As Pippin held his one sided conversation Merry and the others looked on in some fear.
"I'm scared Frodo" Sam whispered "What if this is catchy? I don't want to be like this!"
"Don't worry I don't think you can catch this." Frodo whispered back. They had turned their back on Pippin for just a moment but when they looked again he and his produce friend were gone.
"Oh no." They said symotanously and they bolted out of the door.
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A dark figure stood outside of Bag-End and he had seen the entire ordeal. "My plan is working perfectly! Within no time stage two will begin and I'll have to move faster. They mustn't catch up with my lovely hobbit." He said and pulled out a notebook and began to quickly write.
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Okay I don't think this chapter was really funny but do you like the twist? Just wait until you find out who the mysterious character is. I personally like the idea I had. Remember flames and reviews are welcome and I love all who review.
~Blah (my favorite word)
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Chapter 3
Mr. Apple
Gandalf looked at the hobbit. "Mr. Apple?" He asked.
"Yeah he's my best bud. Do you know where he is?" Pippin asked as he began to hunt around the kitchen.
Frodo leaned over to Merry "What is wrong with him? Even drunk he is much more intelligent then this." He whispered to his cousin.
"I haven't a clue. He was normal earlier today but then when he arrived at the tavern he was well like this." Merry replied. "We've got to find out what happens to him during that time. Either that or go nuts."
"I agree. I don't want to listen to 'Fatty Fatty two by four can't get through the kitchen' door everytime he looks at me." Sam said looking a little upset.
"Don't worry Sam, this isn't the real Pippin. Someone did something to him." Frodo said trying to make his friend feel better. Gandalf ,who had given up on trying to tell the hobbit that apples don't talk, came over to the other three.
"I'm going to go to Rivendale and see if Lord Elrond knows what to do. I will be back as soon as I can. Until then don't let him out of your sight." Gandalf looked at the hobbit who was looking through Frodo's apple bin. "And I'm going to leave before he finds 'Mr. Apple'."
"Alright. Say hi to the elves for me." Frodo said. Gandalf nodded and left the hobbit hole. When Gandalf left the three remaining NORMAL hobbits looked at each other.
"So what do we do now?" Merry asked. The other two shrugged their shoulders. Before they could answer Pippin gave an excited shout.
"I've found him! I've found Mr.Apple." Pippin held up a red apple. Attached to its stem was a wilted green leaf, and on the bottom there was a bruise. "Frodo, Sam, Merry. Meet Mr. Apple, Mr. Apple meet Frodo, Sam and Merry."
The three hobbits just stood there. It was a full minute until Sam said something. "I need a pint." Frodo and Merry nodded and Frodo went to get them something strong to drink. Pippin frowned at the reaction his friends gave Mr. Apple. Just because Mr. Apple was produce that didn't mean he didn't have feelings.
"Don't worry Mr.Apple I think your nice." Pippin whispered to the apple cupped in his hands. Pippin walked into the living room. He sat down and took out another joint. While he smoked Pippin held a conversation with the apple. "Yeah I know that was so funny. But I didn't realize that you were at the party." Pippin paused (okay when I end the"" marks that means Mr. Apple is talking. You should be able to tell what I'm asking by the answers) "Oh you were on the buffet table, but I was at the buffet table for most of the party." "Yeah" "Oh right I did have 8 1/2 pints that time. I guess that would explain why I didn't notice you." As Pippin held his one sided conversation Merry and the others looked on in some fear.
"I'm scared Frodo" Sam whispered "What if this is catchy? I don't want to be like this!"
"Don't worry I don't think you can catch this." Frodo whispered back. They had turned their back on Pippin for just a moment but when they looked again he and his produce friend were gone.
"Oh no." They said symotanously and they bolted out of the door.
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A dark figure stood outside of Bag-End and he had seen the entire ordeal. "My plan is working perfectly! Within no time stage two will begin and I'll have to move faster. They mustn't catch up with my lovely hobbit." He said and pulled out a notebook and began to quickly write.
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Okay I don't think this chapter was really funny but do you like the twist? Just wait until you find out who the mysterious character is. I personally like the idea I had. Remember flames and reviews are welcome and I love all who review.
~Blah (my favorite word)