Disclaimer: I don't own nottin.
Notes: I understand that my spelling absolutely sucks. Give me a break I had a disability that doesn't allow me to correct my spelling and spell check only does so much. Okay sorry this chapter took so long to come up but I did it. ^_^ Enjoy.
HI PEOPLE! I re-wrote this chapter for all you people out there and before you leave please, leave a sacrifice for our Pen and keyboard gods. Thank you.
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"What is a writer?" Pippin asked his eyes glassy from the pot.
"What is a writer?" The girl fumed as she stood between Gandalf and Legolas. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREATEST CAREER AND HERO'S OF MODERN TIME! THE PEN AND KEYBOARD GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE!" She screamed before launching herself at the incredibly stupid hobbit.
Just before she reached her target another girl appeared and grabbed the writer by the ankle. "Ash, you can't kill Pippin. You need him." Girl #2 said.
"But why? He dissed us poor people whom use valuable time to write these fanfics to entertain people for reviews? I mean its bad enough when we get flamed by our readers but to be dissed by our own characters?" Ash wined. "Please can I kill him Nora?"
"No." Another girl appeared behind Legolas. "I don't want to have to cry during your fanfics too. It was bad enough when Nora did it." Abby said. When she walked around Legolas she pinched his butt.
"HEY!!!!!!" Ash said when Legolas jumped. "Do I have to do that to Aragorn?"
"Woah! Before a catfight breaks out, you have a story to get to. Okay, good now we're leaving." Nora said before the two other girls de-materialized.
Sam stood with his mouth open along with Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf. (Legolas was busy rubbing his sore behind). "Uh, answers please." Gandalf managed to croak out.
"Okay, 1) I'm an author and you're in my story, 2) whatever I say goes, 3) this is a humor story so that's why everything is so crazy, 4) you want proof so okay." Ash said. A laptop appeared out of nowhere. She typed the words ~Legolas is naked~.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Legolas screamed. He tried to lamely cover himself up. Ash grinned.
"ASHLEY!!!" Nora's disembodied voice screamed from nowhere. "If you're going to have fun do the same to Frodo." Ashley grinned in an evil like manner.
"We believe you! We believe you!" Gandalf explained in surrender. "Just explain why you're doing this and how to fix up Pippin."
Ash frowned but a second later Legolas was fully clothed (Damn). "I'm doing this because I've got nothing better to do with my time and you can't fix Pippin because I'm in control here and that would ruin my fun." The laptop appeared again but before Ash could do anymore funniness an arrow destroyed the monitor.
"FIX US AND GO AWAY!" The normally calm elf growled. Ash held up her hands and Pippin's eyes were back to normal and his voice wasn't slurred.
"I Surrender. Okay before I leave I've got two gifts to give. 1) as song. 'Fatty Fatty two by four cant get through the bathroom door so he did it on the flour.' And 2) pippin have the most addicting drug in the entire world. SUGAR. Eat and enjoy. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Especially you." The last comment was directed at the fuming elf. Ash disappeared.
Pippin got an evil grin on his face. "Fatty fatty two by four can't get through the bathroom door!"
Sam's eyes welled up with tears. "MR.FRODO! tell them to stop being mean to me!!!" He said before sobbing into Frodo's shoulder.
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Okay peoples just one more chapter and then we're done. Anywho Nora and Abby are my best friends. And the two other story's I referred to are 'Don't Let Me Get Me' by Peradoc (Nora) and "The Notebook" by Queens of Gondor (co-written by Abby). You better leave nice reviews for them or else you're gonna come to my geometry class and face the wrath of my teacher (pretend like you give a damn). OR you will face me at midnight after sugar and ice cream. BEWARE THE HYPER AUTHOR. Oh and read A poem to a French fry but ElementalGoddess. Pointless! But funny! O.o
Notes: I understand that my spelling absolutely sucks. Give me a break I had a disability that doesn't allow me to correct my spelling and spell check only does so much. Okay sorry this chapter took so long to come up but I did it. ^_^ Enjoy.
HI PEOPLE! I re-wrote this chapter for all you people out there and before you leave please, leave a sacrifice for our Pen and keyboard gods. Thank you.
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"What is a writer?" Pippin asked his eyes glassy from the pot.
"What is a writer?" The girl fumed as she stood between Gandalf and Legolas. "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREATEST CAREER AND HERO'S OF MODERN TIME! THE PEN AND KEYBOARD GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE!" She screamed before launching herself at the incredibly stupid hobbit.
Just before she reached her target another girl appeared and grabbed the writer by the ankle. "Ash, you can't kill Pippin. You need him." Girl #2 said.
"But why? He dissed us poor people whom use valuable time to write these fanfics to entertain people for reviews? I mean its bad enough when we get flamed by our readers but to be dissed by our own characters?" Ash wined. "Please can I kill him Nora?"
"No." Another girl appeared behind Legolas. "I don't want to have to cry during your fanfics too. It was bad enough when Nora did it." Abby said. When she walked around Legolas she pinched his butt.
"HEY!!!!!!" Ash said when Legolas jumped. "Do I have to do that to Aragorn?"
"Woah! Before a catfight breaks out, you have a story to get to. Okay, good now we're leaving." Nora said before the two other girls de-materialized.
Sam stood with his mouth open along with Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf. (Legolas was busy rubbing his sore behind). "Uh, answers please." Gandalf managed to croak out.
"Okay, 1) I'm an author and you're in my story, 2) whatever I say goes, 3) this is a humor story so that's why everything is so crazy, 4) you want proof so okay." Ash said. A laptop appeared out of nowhere. She typed the words ~Legolas is naked~.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Legolas screamed. He tried to lamely cover himself up. Ash grinned.
"ASHLEY!!!" Nora's disembodied voice screamed from nowhere. "If you're going to have fun do the same to Frodo." Ashley grinned in an evil like manner.
"We believe you! We believe you!" Gandalf explained in surrender. "Just explain why you're doing this and how to fix up Pippin."
Ash frowned but a second later Legolas was fully clothed (Damn). "I'm doing this because I've got nothing better to do with my time and you can't fix Pippin because I'm in control here and that would ruin my fun." The laptop appeared again but before Ash could do anymore funniness an arrow destroyed the monitor.
"FIX US AND GO AWAY!" The normally calm elf growled. Ash held up her hands and Pippin's eyes were back to normal and his voice wasn't slurred.
"I Surrender. Okay before I leave I've got two gifts to give. 1) as song. 'Fatty Fatty two by four cant get through the bathroom door so he did it on the flour.' And 2) pippin have the most addicting drug in the entire world. SUGAR. Eat and enjoy. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Especially you." The last comment was directed at the fuming elf. Ash disappeared.
Pippin got an evil grin on his face. "Fatty fatty two by four can't get through the bathroom door!"
Sam's eyes welled up with tears. "MR.FRODO! tell them to stop being mean to me!!!" He said before sobbing into Frodo's shoulder.
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Okay peoples just one more chapter and then we're done. Anywho Nora and Abby are my best friends. And the two other story's I referred to are 'Don't Let Me Get Me' by Peradoc (Nora) and "The Notebook" by Queens of Gondor (co-written by Abby). You better leave nice reviews for them or else you're gonna come to my geometry class and face the wrath of my teacher (pretend like you give a damn). OR you will face me at midnight after sugar and ice cream. BEWARE THE HYPER AUTHOR. Oh and read A poem to a French fry but ElementalGoddess. Pointless! But funny! O.o