One day, as Jareth was walking along through his Labyrinth, he felt different. It wasn't psych different. It was just
different. He didn't really know what it was, and couldn't figure it out.
On his way through the Labyrinth (as he started where Sarah did), he first met the Worm (because Hoggle had been dipped
into the BOES for some lewd comment he'd made about Jareth's lover, Teddy) who invited him in for tea.
Jareth passed, but noticed the Worm's strange look.
"Is something wrong, Willum?"
The Worm looked up at Jareth like he was an idiot before returning to his little hole in the wall.
Jareth shrugged and skipped off, Teddy in tow.
Next, Jareth came upon a very strung up Ludo.
Strung up by giant spiders who seemed to be very displeased as Ludo was easily breaking from their spindly strings.
Gurr, thought the spiders.
Ludo looked at Jareth and Teddy in a somewhat discomforted manner as they approached, fearing for his Ludo-hood.
"What's wrong, Ludo? How did you possibly let the spiders string you up with their spindly strings?"
Just then, "Macho Man" started playing and everyone, even the spiders, broke into Disco-dancing. Complete with mirror-ball
and stupid streamers.
Hey, anything is possible.
Jareth and Teddy ran away as soon as one of the spiders crawled up Jareth's tights and onto his sock.
"Ewwy ewwy ewwy ewwy!" screamed Mighty King Jareth as he ran like a sissy little school girl.
(the grammar/formatting, for the most part, doesn't matter as I'm making fun of the poor writers on the a list I'm on who
think they're GOOD at this kind of thing....and because this is supposed to be semi-funny....why are you laughing at me?
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!)
Soon Jareth and Teddy came upon Hoggle AGAIN. But this time, Hoggle stared at Jareth in awe. Or rather, at Jareth's chest.
"What are you staring at Hog-breath?"
Hoggle just stammered and fainted.
Jareth looked down at his shirt, not noticing his more-than-noticable-new rack, and said quietly: "Is my shirt stained?"
Instead of seeing if Hoggle was okay, His Royal Tightness just hugged Teddy and skipped off again, this time towards the
forest.
The Fierys (as people on the list call them and I'm unsure of what they are really called so this'll do for now) were
prancing around a rather pissed off Sarah as he and Teddy approached.
With a big, goofy grin on his face, Jareth skipped to Sarah (who was actually Jennifer Connelly but he didn't know that
because he's a man with big boobies) and smiled like a bandit who just made off with the biggest diamond in the world.
"Hello Sarah! Still love me?"
Ms. Connelly looked at him and just slapped him. Just for the hell of it. Then did it again, because it was fun.
Jareth finally slapped back, leaving Ms. Connelly with a rather blank expression on her face.
They got into a slapping contest before Jareth looked at her chest.
"BOOBIES!"
This got Jareth punched. Repeatedly.
Oh no. Poor Jareth.
"You should talk, Tina Turner WANNABE! You have boobies of your own to ogle and feel up!"
Jareth looked down at his chest and gasped, then looked up at Jennifer before promptly passing out.
The End.
different. He didn't really know what it was, and couldn't figure it out.
On his way through the Labyrinth (as he started where Sarah did), he first met the Worm (because Hoggle had been dipped
into the BOES for some lewd comment he'd made about Jareth's lover, Teddy) who invited him in for tea.
Jareth passed, but noticed the Worm's strange look.
"Is something wrong, Willum?"
The Worm looked up at Jareth like he was an idiot before returning to his little hole in the wall.
Jareth shrugged and skipped off, Teddy in tow.
Next, Jareth came upon a very strung up Ludo.
Strung up by giant spiders who seemed to be very displeased as Ludo was easily breaking from their spindly strings.
Gurr, thought the spiders.
Ludo looked at Jareth and Teddy in a somewhat discomforted manner as they approached, fearing for his Ludo-hood.
"What's wrong, Ludo? How did you possibly let the spiders string you up with their spindly strings?"
Just then, "Macho Man" started playing and everyone, even the spiders, broke into Disco-dancing. Complete with mirror-ball
and stupid streamers.
Hey, anything is possible.
Jareth and Teddy ran away as soon as one of the spiders crawled up Jareth's tights and onto his sock.
"Ewwy ewwy ewwy ewwy!" screamed Mighty King Jareth as he ran like a sissy little school girl.
(the grammar/formatting, for the most part, doesn't matter as I'm making fun of the poor writers on the a list I'm on who
think they're GOOD at this kind of thing....and because this is supposed to be semi-funny....why are you laughing at me?
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!)
Soon Jareth and Teddy came upon Hoggle AGAIN. But this time, Hoggle stared at Jareth in awe. Or rather, at Jareth's chest.
"What are you staring at Hog-breath?"
Hoggle just stammered and fainted.
Jareth looked down at his shirt, not noticing his more-than-noticable-new rack, and said quietly: "Is my shirt stained?"
Instead of seeing if Hoggle was okay, His Royal Tightness just hugged Teddy and skipped off again, this time towards the
forest.
The Fierys (as people on the list call them and I'm unsure of what they are really called so this'll do for now) were
prancing around a rather pissed off Sarah as he and Teddy approached.
With a big, goofy grin on his face, Jareth skipped to Sarah (who was actually Jennifer Connelly but he didn't know that
because he's a man with big boobies) and smiled like a bandit who just made off with the biggest diamond in the world.
"Hello Sarah! Still love me?"
Ms. Connelly looked at him and just slapped him. Just for the hell of it. Then did it again, because it was fun.
Jareth finally slapped back, leaving Ms. Connelly with a rather blank expression on her face.
They got into a slapping contest before Jareth looked at her chest.
"BOOBIES!"
This got Jareth punched. Repeatedly.
Oh no. Poor Jareth.
"You should talk, Tina Turner WANNABE! You have boobies of your own to ogle and feel up!"
Jareth looked down at his chest and gasped, then looked up at Jennifer before promptly passing out.
The End.