*Time now, once again, for that oh-so-annoying disclaimer. Final Fantasy,
Depends, and Public Access in no way belong to me! It belongs to those guys
down in big corporations. So leave me alone!*
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We join our heroes now, 60 years in the future! Yes, the FF8 gang are now senior citizens, enjoying their golden years in the Balamb Retirement Center…
*Nurse walks in*
NURSE: It's everyone's favorite time of day… time for MEDICATION!
SEIFER: Stuff it lady. Just gimme my meds and get the hell out of here.
SELPHIE: That wasn't very nice. Hel..(cough cough WHEEZE cough) *Clears throat* Let's try this again! Hel…(WHEEZE cough WHEEZE) Aw, screw it. Just come in already. And hurry, it's almost naptime.
ZELL: Eh? Who's there? Is that you, Grandfather? I'm right here!
SEIFER: Ah, shut up, ya old windbag! It's just the Nurse!
ZELL: Oh… Is that you, Grandfather?
SEIFER: Listen, Chicken Wuss… I—
SQUALL: Aw, just leave him, Seifer--he hasn't been quite the same since Ultimecia's defeat, 60 years ago. *Eyes glaze over* It was a dreary day, but I knew it was time to face my destiny… *Rambles on, nobody is listening.*
NURSE: That's very nice, Mr. Leonhart. Mr. Kinneas, you're next.
IRVINE: Wha-? Who goes there? I'm a sniper! Oh, it's you, Miss Nurse. *Smiles, shows about 5 missing teeth.* How about you come over to my room after dinner? *Winks.* Then, you can give me my sponge bath…
SELPHIE: Irvine! You're MY husband! I'll have to kick your ass, once I find my nunchaku. Where is it?… What was I talking about? Aw, phooey.
RINOA: Everyone stop pestering the Nurse. She's doing a nice thing for us. Why don't we all join hands and celebrate with a nice song? *Breaks into song* Kum ba ya, my Loooord, Kum ba ya…
SEIFER: Oh, for the love of me… I'm surrounded!
SELPHIE: Yes, Seifer, surrounded by love. We all love you…(cough WHEEZE WHEEZE cough) Oh crap--Nurse, I pooed a little.
QUISTIS: Cut it out, Wheezy. Let's just take our meds, and let the Nurse get on with her life. Sheesh…
RINOA: Hey, Quistis, you wanna know why you never got a man? That's it right there: your attitude! I, on the other hand, got myself a fine specimen. *Looks lovingly at Squall, who is still rambling about the battle, looking out into space.*
QUISTIS: I did so get a man! You wanna take this outside? Let's go! Where's my Save the Queen? Lemme kick your ass before naptime. *Tries to get out of the chair, but she can't.* Well, later, Rinoa. You're MINE…
NURSE: You really shouldn't fight. It's not nice. Why don't we watch the Public Access channel? *Turns TV on*
ALL: Oooh, pretty colors.
NURSE: Whew, no wonder all the other nurses quit. These guys are crazy!
ZELL: Grandfather…
SELPHIE: I wonder if I can get a diaper change around here?! My Depends aren't holding out!
QUISTIS and RINOA: *Glaring at each other.* You're going DOWN…
IRVINE: *Whistling at the Nurse. * *Selphie tries to slap him, but can't reach.*
SQUALL: *Eyes, still glazed* Yes, it was a Tuesday, I think. No, maybe a Friday…
SEIFER: You're all a bunch of idiots.
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Hey again—Sorry if it wasn't as good as 'Secret Santa', but I'll try to come up with something else. Anyways, all feedback is encouraged, so please review! Bye for now!
~*~*~*~*~*
We join our heroes now, 60 years in the future! Yes, the FF8 gang are now senior citizens, enjoying their golden years in the Balamb Retirement Center…
*Nurse walks in*
NURSE: It's everyone's favorite time of day… time for MEDICATION!
SEIFER: Stuff it lady. Just gimme my meds and get the hell out of here.
SELPHIE: That wasn't very nice. Hel..(cough cough WHEEZE cough) *Clears throat* Let's try this again! Hel…(WHEEZE cough WHEEZE) Aw, screw it. Just come in already. And hurry, it's almost naptime.
ZELL: Eh? Who's there? Is that you, Grandfather? I'm right here!
SEIFER: Ah, shut up, ya old windbag! It's just the Nurse!
ZELL: Oh… Is that you, Grandfather?
SEIFER: Listen, Chicken Wuss… I—
SQUALL: Aw, just leave him, Seifer--he hasn't been quite the same since Ultimecia's defeat, 60 years ago. *Eyes glaze over* It was a dreary day, but I knew it was time to face my destiny… *Rambles on, nobody is listening.*
NURSE: That's very nice, Mr. Leonhart. Mr. Kinneas, you're next.
IRVINE: Wha-? Who goes there? I'm a sniper! Oh, it's you, Miss Nurse. *Smiles, shows about 5 missing teeth.* How about you come over to my room after dinner? *Winks.* Then, you can give me my sponge bath…
SELPHIE: Irvine! You're MY husband! I'll have to kick your ass, once I find my nunchaku. Where is it?… What was I talking about? Aw, phooey.
RINOA: Everyone stop pestering the Nurse. She's doing a nice thing for us. Why don't we all join hands and celebrate with a nice song? *Breaks into song* Kum ba ya, my Loooord, Kum ba ya…
SEIFER: Oh, for the love of me… I'm surrounded!
SELPHIE: Yes, Seifer, surrounded by love. We all love you…(cough WHEEZE WHEEZE cough) Oh crap--Nurse, I pooed a little.
QUISTIS: Cut it out, Wheezy. Let's just take our meds, and let the Nurse get on with her life. Sheesh…
RINOA: Hey, Quistis, you wanna know why you never got a man? That's it right there: your attitude! I, on the other hand, got myself a fine specimen. *Looks lovingly at Squall, who is still rambling about the battle, looking out into space.*
QUISTIS: I did so get a man! You wanna take this outside? Let's go! Where's my Save the Queen? Lemme kick your ass before naptime. *Tries to get out of the chair, but she can't.* Well, later, Rinoa. You're MINE…
NURSE: You really shouldn't fight. It's not nice. Why don't we watch the Public Access channel? *Turns TV on*
ALL: Oooh, pretty colors.
NURSE: Whew, no wonder all the other nurses quit. These guys are crazy!
ZELL: Grandfather…
SELPHIE: I wonder if I can get a diaper change around here?! My Depends aren't holding out!
QUISTIS and RINOA: *Glaring at each other.* You're going DOWN…
IRVINE: *Whistling at the Nurse. * *Selphie tries to slap him, but can't reach.*
SQUALL: *Eyes, still glazed* Yes, it was a Tuesday, I think. No, maybe a Friday…
SEIFER: You're all a bunch of idiots.
~*~*~*~*~*
Hey again—Sorry if it wasn't as good as 'Secret Santa', but I'll try to come up with something else. Anyways, all feedback is encouraged, so please review! Bye for now!