I-Man Parodies

by DonutHobbes

The Pixies, Phil Collins, The Beatles, and Bon Jovi

1. This I-Man's gone QSM

A/N: Special thanks to liz_Z for her inspiration! This is a parody of The Pixies's "This Monkey's Gone To Heaven." Sung by Hobbes.

This I-Man's gone QSM

There was a man.

An invisible man

who worked for the Agency.

Got a synthetic gland

put in his head so it could bend light

and make him invisible.

This I-Man's gone QSM.

This I-Man's gone QSM.

This I-Man's gone QSM.

This I-Man's gone QSM.

The tattoo near his hand

just turned all red,

now counteragent's on demand.

And his eyes are now red.

And if his eyes are red,

he'll hurt everything in sight.

With Hobbes he'll fight.

Get that counteragent quick.

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

Eberts, get me the Keeper and the Official.

If Hobbes is fine

If Hobbes is fine

If Hobbes is fine

Then Fawkes is restrained

Then Fawkes's restrained

Then Fawkes's restrained

Then Fawkes's restrained

And if Fawkes is restrained,

Then the keeper is in

The keeper is in.

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM

This I-Man's gone QSM