In Search for A Sidekick
Or
Crispy Slave Auditions
By: Dreams Are My Reality & Me Gots No Name - of Servant Masters Anonymous
"Welcome gentlemen." --Mel
*Doors slam behind a crowd of men; locking them inside.*
"You have been asked here today *yeah, asked..anyway*, you came here today to audition for the crispy servant position." --Mel
*Ashley Angel raises his hand.*
"Yes, your crispiness?" --Mel
"I thought it was for Super Joey's sidekick..." --Ashley
"Oh...yeah,...that too...anyway, um...Aura~sama, would you like to clarify?" --Mel
"Ok, the deal here is, whether you know it or not, all of you are going to be released to a store where insane fan girls can buy and force you to do their bidding. Mel gets 1st dibs because she bribed the right people. Isn't that right, Xellos?" --Aura
*Xellos teleports in.*
"Yes, Aura~sama..." --Xellos
*Justin Timberlake raises his hand.*
"Yes, O' curly~topped *Nsyncer?" --Aura
"Will we be able to do what your...um...'servant' does?" --Justin
"No, he was born with that. That's why I chose him!" --Aura
*Glomps Xellos.*
**Cough*...Everyone glances at Mel.*
"Now that I have your attention...Yes, Justin, you will be able to do many things. You see, my friend, Link, has a fairy friend named Navi, who can do wonders in the magic abilities department." --Mel
"Ooohhh!" --all bishies
"Speaking of Link, is he here today, Aura~sama?" --Mel
"Lemme check the bishie list." --Aura
*Takes out the scroll. Rolls out all the way to the door.*
"Yep! He's here! It's Link!" --Aura
*Waves like a fan girl.*
*Link, embarrassed, ducks to hide.*
"Oh well...Anyway, hiya babe! Let's continue on now my pretties..." - -Mel
Or
Crispy Slave Auditions
By: Dreams Are My Reality & Me Gots No Name - of Servant Masters Anonymous
"Welcome gentlemen." --Mel
*Doors slam behind a crowd of men; locking them inside.*
"You have been asked here today *yeah, asked..anyway*, you came here today to audition for the crispy servant position." --Mel
*Ashley Angel raises his hand.*
"Yes, your crispiness?" --Mel
"I thought it was for Super Joey's sidekick..." --Ashley
"Oh...yeah,...that too...anyway, um...Aura~sama, would you like to clarify?" --Mel
"Ok, the deal here is, whether you know it or not, all of you are going to be released to a store where insane fan girls can buy and force you to do their bidding. Mel gets 1st dibs because she bribed the right people. Isn't that right, Xellos?" --Aura
*Xellos teleports in.*
"Yes, Aura~sama..." --Xellos
*Justin Timberlake raises his hand.*
"Yes, O' curly~topped *Nsyncer?" --Aura
"Will we be able to do what your...um...'servant' does?" --Justin
"No, he was born with that. That's why I chose him!" --Aura
*Glomps Xellos.*
**Cough*...Everyone glances at Mel.*
"Now that I have your attention...Yes, Justin, you will be able to do many things. You see, my friend, Link, has a fairy friend named Navi, who can do wonders in the magic abilities department." --Mel
"Ooohhh!" --all bishies
"Speaking of Link, is he here today, Aura~sama?" --Mel
"Lemme check the bishie list." --Aura
*Takes out the scroll. Rolls out all the way to the door.*
"Yep! He's here! It's Link!" --Aura
*Waves like a fan girl.*
*Link, embarrassed, ducks to hide.*
"Oh well...Anyway, hiya babe! Let's continue on now my pretties..." - -Mel