A/N: This is a parody of The Beatles' "Let it be." Sung by Hobbes during in "Germ Theory."
Let Me Free
I'm an underpaid agent
at this place called the agency.
I complained to the Fat Man.
Let me free.
Behind those stacks of papers
I grow frustrated and complain to Ebs.
Please don't make me file.
Let me Free
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free,
I complained to the fat man,
Let me free.
And though some may appreciate me,
They still don't come to save me.
Please don't make me file.
Let me free
For other people, like Eberts
Toner makes them squeal with glee.
Fawkes, come get me out, pal.
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
I hate the smell of toner,
Let me free.
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free
Please don't make me file
Let me free.
Let me free
Let me free
Let me free, yeah
Let me free
Please don't make me file,
Let me free.
And even when I buy Eberts lunch
He won't change that little 3.
Ah, give me that tomato,
Let me free
In the lab, Claire is trying
to keep everyone from going crazy.
This gets me out of filing
Let it be.
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be
I hope we find a cure soon
Germ Theory.
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be
Let it be
I hope we find a cure soon
Germ Theory.