author: Brandi Vincent

disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fanfiction. They either belong to Joss Whedon or the creators of a cd rom game called Alice; soon to be a movie in another 3 years. But I own Doosle Keleprity and the skeleton dudes.

title: Horrorland

chapter: 4 I'm Cumming Up

rate: NC-17 (for non-graphic sex)

genre: Romance, Horror, and Action

summary: Doosle needs something very specific for this disguise spell to work...

thoughts: I hate Net Zero. It's my stupid internet home page. I'ts all screwed up so I can't update for a while. This one's short and not that good, but next chapter will be da bomb! Serious. R & R! Thanks again if you're reading my fan fictions!

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"So, did the bloody cat say where he lives, specially?" Spike asked.

"Duh, it's in a little small thing down this path, probably at the end." Buffy replied. They walked for a long time, hearing noises all around them, and getting colder every breathe they took. "Here, this should be it." Buffy walked up the steps of a foggy, small cottage and knocked on the door.

"Wha, wha do yous want?" A very tall old man with a lot of warts all over his face ducked in the door way.

"Yea, are you Doosle Keleprity?" Buffy asked.

"Who wants to know?" He asked.

"We do, the cheshire cat sent us, we need a disguise spell, uh, please?"

"Ya, ya, come in." Doosle let them in the small cottage and shut the door quickly. "You shouldn't be out there at this time of night, dangerous, take cover once your breathe starts to become deeper and mortals get colder."

"How can we be sure you won't screw up our images and keep them screwed up?" Spike asked.

"OK, sample of my magic or powers you ask? Simple! OK, I can read thoughts. You are a very Horney and in love vampire, you are in love with... her. She's a slayer?? Well, you would do anything for this girl, and you think you are very close to getting through to her." Doosle turned to Buffy. "And it is true, he is getting through to you. You aren't sure if your friends will agree. And you don't want him to leave like all of your other boyfriends." Doosle looked like Dumbledore from Harry Potter or Gandoth from Lord of the Rings. "Now, tell me, am I right?" Spike and Buffy looked at each other for a very long time, then nodded. "Good, I got to know you, you get to know me. I'm Doosle Keleprity, the most powerful warlock around this damn crazy place. And I know what you want. And I know your mission, so don't go off explaining. What I'll need is..." Doosle looked in his magic book. "Um, well, I'm not sure I should say. Are you sure you want this spell?"

"Yes." Buffy and Spike said.

"Well, a certain thing I'll really need from the both of you, is... cum." Doosle replied.

"Cum??" Buffy asked.

"Yep. But you both are up to it, so, have a good shag. Once you both cum it will magically transport to this little bottle and the spell would be ready. There's a room right there." Doosle led them to a small room with a bed.

"Wait!" Buffy said. Too late. He shut the door and wasn't going to let them pass with the spell without their cum.

"So, luv, here we are... again." Spike said, sitting on the bed. Buffy shuddered. Spike was hard. And it showed. "Come on while I'm horney."

"When are you not?" She asked, pulling off the duster Spike put on her.

"Buffy." Spike pulled her down and slammed her on the bed, purring wildly as he laid on her.

"Spike." Buffy breathed hard. She pulled off her shirt and snapped off her bra, Spike pulled down her pants and panties. "Let's just get this over with." Spike grinned his horney grin and slowly stuck his tongue in her pussy, licking and finding her core. Buffy moaned loudly as he flickered his tongue in her. "OK, OK!" Buffy moaned. Spike got up and pulled off his pants off quickly, exposing his hard cock. He entered her slowly, then pushed harder until it made her scream. Doosle knocked on the door.

"OK peoples, I got it." He called. Buffy ignored him and continued to moan for more. "Guys? We're done! Guys!"

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"So, what do you wanna be? A Debigan, a Swalter, a Pikatee, your choice." Doosle showed them pictures of creatures in Horrorland. Buffy handed it back. "

The most average, fitting in one you can make." Buffy replied, pulling Spike's duster tighter around her shoulders.

"Well, with all the cum you supplied here, we can do just about any creature you want, but I'd go with the Swalter. They're the villager creatures, most respected. Now look, once you get to the other side of the ocean, cheshire cat will be waiting with a powder to turn you back to normal, like you are now. OK? So here we go." Doosle snapped his fingers and Buffy and Spike turned into little trolls.

"Come on." Buffy said. She looked like one of those goblins from the Labyrinth. Spike and Buffy went out the door and ran back down the blue path.

"Good luck!" Doosle yelled and slammed his door back shut.

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"Is this the ferry?" Buffy asked.

"Yep. The one and only." Spike replied, boarding it. Everyone looked exactly like them, little trolls called Swalters. No body questioned them. No body bothered. It was still dark out, but for trolls, it was more like a sunny afternoon. They never went to sleep, so it didn't matter. Like planned, they made it to the other side of the island.

"Ssso... Happy timesss or what?" The Cheshire cat asked as they got off of they fairy.

"Yea, yea, now turn us back." Buffy replied.

"Temper, temper, won't get you anywhere." The cheshire cat poured the powder over them when no creature was around and they turned back to normal. But Buffy wasn't so lucky, she threw up in a bush and her stomach pained.

"God, something's wrong, I don't feel good." Buffy sat down, grabbing her stomach.

"Well, one thing isss for sure. You're not sea sick, becaussse you kind of can can't around here, so there'sss only one more thing besidesss all of your thoughtsss, but I won't say, good bye." The cheshire cat never left his smile, but it did disappear in thin air.

"Cheshire cat! Cheshire cat! Come back here! What is it??" Buffy thrashed the air, hoping for an answer. No use, he was long gone. "Come on then, we have to get back to the blue path." Buffy said and fell out of pain in her stomach.

"I'll carry you." Spike said worried and lifted her up, running towards the blue path. They could hear a faint whisper in front of them.

"Your next journey will be to resissst the charactersss of your myth back at your home." What could he mean by that?

Enter the 'real' Wonderland