author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fanfiction. They either belong to Joss Whedon or the creators of a cd rom game called Alice; soon to be a movie in another 3 years. But I own Doosle Keleprity and the skeleton dudes.
title: Horrorland
chapter: 5 Hospital
rate: PG-13 (because I said so)
genre: Action and Horror
summary: Tweedle-see a little town.
thoughts: Guess what? My dad has been cheating on my mom with alot of other women, so don't blame me if my chapters are a little behind. But it's not all bad, my dad was never the father figure anyways.
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"What was that?" Buffy asked in his arms a little later.
"What was what?" Spike asked back. A rustling of leaves came all around them. "Cold?" Buffy was shivering like crazy.
"No, you?"
"Yea, I'm cold, so maybe I'll walk out in the daylight and get warm."
"No need to be sarcastic."
"Hehehehehe..." Something chuckled at the left of them.
"What the?" Spike swung around, looking all over.
"Hehehehehehe..." Something giggled from behind him. But there was nothing.
"OK, that was creepy." Buffy said as Spike continued to walk down the path.
"Hehehehehehehehe..." A plump, round, egg like creature hopped right infront of them. "Where you going 'round this time of night?" He asked in a high pitched voice.
"Tweedle-dee?" Buffy looked on his chest, where it said Tweedle-dee in bold letters.
"Ya, whatchyou want?" It asked, stepping towards him. Another egg like thing hopped behind them.
"Hehehehehehe... Tweedle-dee, I think we just got dinner. And look! It's all ready for us." Spike swung around to see another egg shaped creature, stepping closer to him.
"Bloody hell." Spike mumbled and kicked the creature in front of him in the stomach.
"Hey! That's not very nice!" The thing yelled as Spike's foot bounced off of it's stomach.
"OK..." Spike kicked it's head off and it swung into the forest.
"'Ay! That's very rude!" The thing pulled out a small knife and pounded it in Spike's leg.
"Bloody hell!" Spike yelled and kicked the two things out of his way, running down the path as fast as he could, pulling out the dagger. Buffy had tried to jump out of his arms before and kick the little bugger's ass', but Spike held a firm grip against her so she couldn't.
"Get 'em!" The egg like creatures yelled and ran after the other two. They slowed down, their fat, bloody bodies were too fat to carry on. "The Queen will hear from this!" They ran off into the forest. Spike slowed down and Buffy finally jumped out of his arms.
"I could've kicked their ass' you know." She said sternly and started stomping off down the path. Spike grinned.
"I love it when your mad."
"What, you like a bloody nose?"
"No, I like a sexy pout." He grabbed her waist from behind.
"Let go."
"Make me." Buffy wanted but didn't push him away. His body was too comfortable and pleasing. But another shock in her stomach.
"Ouch!" Buffy groaned and started walking again.
"Luv, what's wrong?" Spike asked, following her.
"Nothing!"
"I know what'sss wrong." A familiar voice whispered.
"What?" Buffy asked, looking around, until looking right in front of her and seeing the cheshire cat. "Ahh! Do you always have to do that?"
"Of courssse I do." He replied.
"What do you know?" Spike asked.
"Maybe you should see a doctor." Cheshire cat said.
"Do you honestly think there would be a bloody doctor in this world that would help us?"
"Actually, yesss. Not all of thessse creaturesss are warriorsss. Only villagersss, soldiersss, cardsss, skeletonsss, and other various characters kill. Yet, not doctorsss. But that doesn't mean they'll like you."
"Where can we find one?"
"Like alwaysss, down the blue path. You will come upon a little village. But don't fret, they are much nicccer than thossse skeletonsss."
"OK, let's go than." Buffy walked past the cheshire cat. Spike shrugged and followed.
"Wait!" The chessure cat appeared in front of Buffy again, still grinning. "Don't you want to know the other pieccce of information?" He aksed.
"What?" Buffy said, irritated.
"Maybe I shouldn't tell you though, might hurt your reputation. Oh well, you'll learn soon enough." He started to disapear again.
"Why does he always do that!!" Buffy stomped off. "Ouch!" This time, her stomach hurt so much she fell. But Spike caught her just in time.
"That's final, you're not walking." Spike picked her up and started walking.
"Let me down!" Buffy demanded.
"Ummm... let me see... no." He walked down the path, her cradled in his arms. She gave up complaining but pouted.
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"Whoa..." Out of the forest, and into a clearing, was a little town. Cabins everywhere and pubs. Little restraunts and stores.
"So, here we are, now let me down." Spike set Buffy down. A bunch of little trolls came running at them. "Pick me up, pick me up!" Spike picked her back up and stared as the little creatures surrounded them.
"What are you?" One asked in a harsh, little voice. Kids.
"Umm... humans. You?" Spike asked.
"What do you think you big balloon? Think we were skeletons?" The other kids laughed.
"How funny, haha, now move aside." Spike replied sarcastically and pushed them aside.
"Hey! Stranger! Hold up!"
"What the bloody hell now?"
"You don't talk to trolls in that matter."
"I feel so bad, now leave me alone."
"Hey!" The little kids started running after him.
"Holy shit." Spike picked up speed.
"What's the matter with you? Kick their ass'!" Buffy whispered to him.
"Hell no! They're little kids! Doosle told me that troll kid's parents will beat us to a bloody pulse if we ever touched them, and the kid's know that." Spike replied.
"There! That has like a red cross on it, probably the hospital." Buffy said and Spike turned to run in there.
"Yep, sure is." Adult trolls were running around with white suits. It was the Troll Hospital, but unlike the kid trolls, the adults were more settle about Buffy and Spike's looks. They went up to the front desk and had to bend down a little, since trolls were so short.
"How may I help yer terday?" The troll asked.
"Yea, my girlfriend's stomach hurts-" Buffy punched Spike in the stomach.
"We're just friends. Anyways, my stomach has been hurting alot and I keep throwing up and do you have anything to eat? We are starving, haven't eaten in days." Buffy finished for Spike.
"Certainly! And yer have no money on yer?" The troll asked.
"Not really, we're new to this town... or world." Buffy replied.
"Well, yer can get a hot meal over there." She pointed to the hospital cafeteria.
"Got any blood?" Spike asked.
"Certainly. What do yer think this is? A computer store? We have blood over there." The troll pointed somewhere else. "And yer, come this way to the check up room." The troll took Buffy to the back of the hospital to a room. "Dr. Keleprity will be with you any moment now." The troll left.
"Dr. Keleprity?" Buffy asked. Suddenly, Doosle Keleprity walked in the little room, ducking since he was so tall. "Doosle? What are you doing here?"
"Part time job. I get here every morning by a spell. Is your friend Spike here? I'm surprised he managed to stay in the shadows the whole time coming to this little town. But it's not hard when it's always dark from the trees, what can I do fer yer?" He asked.
"My stomach."
"Ey! I know, I just thought it would be fun to ask for a change, since I already know what a patients problem is right when I walk in. Now let's have a look see." Doosle took a long time to determine what Buffy's problem was. Doosle had left before after checking up on Buffy, then he came back. "Well, umm... do you really wanna know what's wrong?"
"Yes!"
"Well..."
**********
Spike was biting out of another blood package, when he heard a yell from Buffy.
"WHAT!!!???"
Go See What's Wrong
disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this fanfiction. They either belong to Joss Whedon or the creators of a cd rom game called Alice; soon to be a movie in another 3 years. But I own Doosle Keleprity and the skeleton dudes.
title: Horrorland
chapter: 5 Hospital
rate: PG-13 (because I said so)
genre: Action and Horror
summary: Tweedle-see a little town.
thoughts: Guess what? My dad has been cheating on my mom with alot of other women, so don't blame me if my chapters are a little behind. But it's not all bad, my dad was never the father figure anyways.
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"What was that?" Buffy asked in his arms a little later.
"What was what?" Spike asked back. A rustling of leaves came all around them. "Cold?" Buffy was shivering like crazy.
"No, you?"
"Yea, I'm cold, so maybe I'll walk out in the daylight and get warm."
"No need to be sarcastic."
"Hehehehehe..." Something chuckled at the left of them.
"What the?" Spike swung around, looking all over.
"Hehehehehehe..." Something giggled from behind him. But there was nothing.
"OK, that was creepy." Buffy said as Spike continued to walk down the path.
"Hehehehehehehehe..." A plump, round, egg like creature hopped right infront of them. "Where you going 'round this time of night?" He asked in a high pitched voice.
"Tweedle-dee?" Buffy looked on his chest, where it said Tweedle-dee in bold letters.
"Ya, whatchyou want?" It asked, stepping towards him. Another egg like thing hopped behind them.
"Hehehehehehe... Tweedle-dee, I think we just got dinner. And look! It's all ready for us." Spike swung around to see another egg shaped creature, stepping closer to him.
"Bloody hell." Spike mumbled and kicked the creature in front of him in the stomach.
"Hey! That's not very nice!" The thing yelled as Spike's foot bounced off of it's stomach.
"OK..." Spike kicked it's head off and it swung into the forest.
"'Ay! That's very rude!" The thing pulled out a small knife and pounded it in Spike's leg.
"Bloody hell!" Spike yelled and kicked the two things out of his way, running down the path as fast as he could, pulling out the dagger. Buffy had tried to jump out of his arms before and kick the little bugger's ass', but Spike held a firm grip against her so she couldn't.
"Get 'em!" The egg like creatures yelled and ran after the other two. They slowed down, their fat, bloody bodies were too fat to carry on. "The Queen will hear from this!" They ran off into the forest. Spike slowed down and Buffy finally jumped out of his arms.
"I could've kicked their ass' you know." She said sternly and started stomping off down the path. Spike grinned.
"I love it when your mad."
"What, you like a bloody nose?"
"No, I like a sexy pout." He grabbed her waist from behind.
"Let go."
"Make me." Buffy wanted but didn't push him away. His body was too comfortable and pleasing. But another shock in her stomach.
"Ouch!" Buffy groaned and started walking again.
"Luv, what's wrong?" Spike asked, following her.
"Nothing!"
"I know what'sss wrong." A familiar voice whispered.
"What?" Buffy asked, looking around, until looking right in front of her and seeing the cheshire cat. "Ahh! Do you always have to do that?"
"Of courssse I do." He replied.
"What do you know?" Spike asked.
"Maybe you should see a doctor." Cheshire cat said.
"Do you honestly think there would be a bloody doctor in this world that would help us?"
"Actually, yesss. Not all of thessse creaturesss are warriorsss. Only villagersss, soldiersss, cardsss, skeletonsss, and other various characters kill. Yet, not doctorsss. But that doesn't mean they'll like you."
"Where can we find one?"
"Like alwaysss, down the blue path. You will come upon a little village. But don't fret, they are much nicccer than thossse skeletonsss."
"OK, let's go than." Buffy walked past the cheshire cat. Spike shrugged and followed.
"Wait!" The chessure cat appeared in front of Buffy again, still grinning. "Don't you want to know the other pieccce of information?" He aksed.
"What?" Buffy said, irritated.
"Maybe I shouldn't tell you though, might hurt your reputation. Oh well, you'll learn soon enough." He started to disapear again.
"Why does he always do that!!" Buffy stomped off. "Ouch!" This time, her stomach hurt so much she fell. But Spike caught her just in time.
"That's final, you're not walking." Spike picked her up and started walking.
"Let me down!" Buffy demanded.
"Ummm... let me see... no." He walked down the path, her cradled in his arms. She gave up complaining but pouted.
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"Whoa..." Out of the forest, and into a clearing, was a little town. Cabins everywhere and pubs. Little restraunts and stores.
"So, here we are, now let me down." Spike set Buffy down. A bunch of little trolls came running at them. "Pick me up, pick me up!" Spike picked her back up and stared as the little creatures surrounded them.
"What are you?" One asked in a harsh, little voice. Kids.
"Umm... humans. You?" Spike asked.
"What do you think you big balloon? Think we were skeletons?" The other kids laughed.
"How funny, haha, now move aside." Spike replied sarcastically and pushed them aside.
"Hey! Stranger! Hold up!"
"What the bloody hell now?"
"You don't talk to trolls in that matter."
"I feel so bad, now leave me alone."
"Hey!" The little kids started running after him.
"Holy shit." Spike picked up speed.
"What's the matter with you? Kick their ass'!" Buffy whispered to him.
"Hell no! They're little kids! Doosle told me that troll kid's parents will beat us to a bloody pulse if we ever touched them, and the kid's know that." Spike replied.
"There! That has like a red cross on it, probably the hospital." Buffy said and Spike turned to run in there.
"Yep, sure is." Adult trolls were running around with white suits. It was the Troll Hospital, but unlike the kid trolls, the adults were more settle about Buffy and Spike's looks. They went up to the front desk and had to bend down a little, since trolls were so short.
"How may I help yer terday?" The troll asked.
"Yea, my girlfriend's stomach hurts-" Buffy punched Spike in the stomach.
"We're just friends. Anyways, my stomach has been hurting alot and I keep throwing up and do you have anything to eat? We are starving, haven't eaten in days." Buffy finished for Spike.
"Certainly! And yer have no money on yer?" The troll asked.
"Not really, we're new to this town... or world." Buffy replied.
"Well, yer can get a hot meal over there." She pointed to the hospital cafeteria.
"Got any blood?" Spike asked.
"Certainly. What do yer think this is? A computer store? We have blood over there." The troll pointed somewhere else. "And yer, come this way to the check up room." The troll took Buffy to the back of the hospital to a room. "Dr. Keleprity will be with you any moment now." The troll left.
"Dr. Keleprity?" Buffy asked. Suddenly, Doosle Keleprity walked in the little room, ducking since he was so tall. "Doosle? What are you doing here?"
"Part time job. I get here every morning by a spell. Is your friend Spike here? I'm surprised he managed to stay in the shadows the whole time coming to this little town. But it's not hard when it's always dark from the trees, what can I do fer yer?" He asked.
"My stomach."
"Ey! I know, I just thought it would be fun to ask for a change, since I already know what a patients problem is right when I walk in. Now let's have a look see." Doosle took a long time to determine what Buffy's problem was. Doosle had left before after checking up on Buffy, then he came back. "Well, umm... do you really wanna know what's wrong?"
"Yes!"
"Well..."
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Spike was biting out of another blood package, when he heard a yell from Buffy.
"WHAT!!!???"
Go See What's Wrong