author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor Harry Potter. Joss Whedon and J.K. Rowling own their characters from their imaginary story.
title: Hogwarts and The Scoobies
chapter: 3 Petty Arguements
recommended fanfictions: Paint the Stars In the Sky, The Seed of Good and Evil, I Hate Goblins!, Spike and I are in a Band
******Chapter 3: Petty Arguements******
Everybody was still fighting, of course, about who won the fight. Xander just sat there, giving up, with his hand to his head. Spike went to the nurse. Dawn sat at her desk, talking with Ron and Hermione.
"Leave her alone." Harry growled to Malfoy.
"Make me. I'm 15." Malfoy said, sticking out his tongue and sitting back down. Harry sat down next to Dawn. Dawn turned to him.
"What was up with you and Spike? Not to mention Draco." Dawn asked. Ron and Hermione looked at him.
"Uh... we just don't like each other." Harry said.
"That much?" Dawn laughed.
"I bet there's something more to it." Ron winked at Harry. Harry gave him a look. Buffy came in again. She saw Xander's pathetic face and stood him up, turning to the class.
"Everybody! Be quiet! I'll be in charge for a while!" She turned to Xander. "And you take care of Muggle Studies. I think that's a little more... better for you." Xander looked at Buffy like she was a goddess. He hugged her crying.
"Thank you!" He bawled. Buffy looked surprised, patting his back uncomfortably. Xander stood up straight and walked out of the door with dignity.
"OK...." Buffy shook her head. "That's it." Buffy took a desk and slammed it back down on the floor. That got every bodies attention. "I'll be in charge for a little while now until Spike comes back from vacation. Professor Harris is.. a little over worked. Even though it's only been the first day. But you can call me Professor Summers or Buffy. Maybe they already told you, but I'm a slayer. I take charge. I don't take crap. And I especially can kick ass. So, Harry and Draco, pull anything again, that'll be the end of your world as we know it." Harry and Malfoy froze. "Take a joke guys. But now, we're still on the study of vampires. Get on task." Everybody listened. "Any questions?" Everybody raised their hand. "Not about being a slayer?" Some put their hand down. "And Dawn is my sister." Others put down their hands. "And I'm seeing someone." Buffy lied and most of the boys put their hands down. All that was left was Hermione's and Dawn's. "Yea, Dawn first."
"When'll Spike be back, and will you still be teaching then?" She asked.
"Don't start that now Dawn. Hermione?" Buffy answered.
"What's your subject matter on homework?" Hermione asked.
"I don't like correcting homework because I have a life like all of you. It's just as much suffering, so no homework as long as you're on my watch." Buffy replied, everybody cheered, Hermione looked disappointed. "So, vampires, first off, never date or have sex with one."
******After Class******
Everybody was packing up and leaving, when Harry went up to Buffy.
"Uh... sorry about the thing with Draco." He said.
"No problem. Seen worse. Is that all?" Buffy asked.
"Actually, no." Harry said. "Uh, since your Dawn's sister, who do you think would make a better... boyfriend? Me or Draco?"
"I'm not surprised you asked that. But you are a very sweet and gentle boy... with girls at least. And I saw you fight today. You're very strong, Harry. You could use that to your advantage against Draco. I like you, you're nice to Dawn. And I'm happy to see you came up to me first. And, yes, I think you'd make a better boyfriend than him. I hope to see Dawn realizes that too. Now is that all?"
"Yea, thanks. I just kinda like Dawn and wouldn't normally go up to a Professor and say this. But bye." Harry said and started walking away.
"Hey Harry, wait. Um... do you think a vampire would make a good boyfriend." Harry smiled.
******A Couple of Hours Later, In Muggle Studies******
"Now, if anybody was in Defense Against the Dark Arts a few hours ago, you didn't see nothin' about me." Xander said as everybody sat down. One of the hours without Slytherin, what a great way to end the day. Nobody listened of course when Xander was talking about electricity, except for Hermione and a couple of other girls.
"So, what was up in Defense Against the Dark Arts? You haven't told me yet." Ron whispered to Harry.
"What did it look like? Malfoy and me having a cup of tea? We were fighting." Harry whispered back.
"That's not what I mean. Why?"
"Because I don't like him."
"Come on Harry, I know it was about Dawn."
"It was nothing!"
"Harry!"
"Fine, Draco and me were fighting over Dawn. Happy? He likes her and I like her! The whole bloody race likes her! Now get off my back!"
"Merrroooow! Don't have to be so jumpy! I just wanted to know. So, you like her...?"
"Yea, sorry. She's beautiful and nice. I just feel all good when I'm near her."
"Oh....."
"And Malfoy only likes her because she's the only Slytherin that's pretty."
"So boys, having a nice little chat about Dawn I see." Xander said, standing behind them. Harry and Ron turned around, smiling nervously. "So what's this about?"
"Uh, nothing." Ron said, turning away.
"No, I'm serious. This just isn't over teacher matters, I wanna know." Xander said, pulling up a chair. "Class can talk!" He shouted and turned back to Harry. So far, a lot of Dawn's friends liked him a lot too.
******Later in Buffy's Room******
"You're so cute!" Buffy cooed to Spunky, which she let fly around. "To think if mean old Spike found you!" Buffy changed into her night clothes. Somebody knocked on the door. She opened it, and there was Spike.
"You have my crow, give it back." Spike said, walking in. "Hey, Spunky! Come to Spike!" Spunky didn't listen. "I said get here you damn bird!" Spunky hid in a corner from Spike's yelling.
"He doesn't like you, out." Buffy commanded.
"I'm not leaving without my bird."
"Then that'll take all... night." Buffy said. "Out!"
"No, I like it here."
"Too bad."
"Not what you thought in the parking lot of that demon restraunt."
"That was different. Leave."
"Not without the bird."
"Err! You are so stubborn!"
"Learned it from the one and only."
"Get off my back, Spike."
"I'm not on it, but I could if you wanted."
"Eww. Go!"
"No."
"Fine, sleep on the couch then." Buffy said, putting Spunky in his cage. Buffy turned off the light and went to sleep.
******The Next Morning******
Spike had crept into her bed during the night. Buffy was first to wake up, but she didn't move when she felt Spike's warm body against hers. Then she saw the time.
"Spike! We have to go to class!" Buffy scampered out of bed and pulled on her robes. Spike got up slowly with a yawn, then saw the time to. He jumped out of bed and raced to Defense Against the Dark Arts room.
******After Potions******
"That was bloody hilarious!" Ron laughed, going over by Care of Magical Creatures class.
"Again, Anyanca shut him up the whole time." Harry laughed too.
"Did we learn anything from that?" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Yea, how to get Snape going." Ron remarked. They saw Dawn over by Tara talking.
"Hey Dawn." They said, walking up to her.
"Hi." She replied, glancing at Harry who was smiling like never before.
"So are we still learning about Happets?" Hermione asked Tara.
"God, I hope not. One thought my hair was fire and started pecking at it." Ron said, sitting down by a tree.
"Because you don't know how to control an animal, Ron." Hermione said, sitting over by him.
"They look cute together. Are they going out?" Tara asked.
"That'd be funny." Dawn said.
"What about you two?" Tara asked, smiling and looking down. Harry and Dawn looked at each other and sat by Hermione. Before Dawn could, Malfoy pulled her aside.
"Hi, beautiful." He said. "Please sit by me and the other Slytherins?" Dawn looked at Harry, then Malfoy nervously.
"I don't want to be mean." Dawn pleaded to the other three.
"Go ahead, Dawn. We don't mind." Hermione said, clamping her hand over Harry's mouth, stopping him from remarking something nasty to Malfoy.
"OK, thanks." Dawn looked surprised and shrugged, going over by Malfoy and the other Slytherins.
"Why'd you do that?" Harry complained, pulling Hermione's hand off.
"Because Harry, I thought it was obvious you like Dawn. So we'll put it to the test. See who she likes more." Hermione analyzed. Harry Looked nervously over at Dawn, then nodded.
"OK, everyone. Time to get to business." Hagrid said then took a moment to think. "Wait, screw business, we're still learning about Happets. Now I hope you all learned something from the whole experience. But now, we're going to see if you can make them fly." Hagrid said, picking teams. "OK, Dean, Harry, Ron, and Lavender. Then Seamus, Hermione, Dawn, and Crabbe..." Hagrid went on, picking groups. A lot were disappointed with the decisions, but went to a Happet. Tara went group to group personally explaining the procedure on how to make them fly with out biting your head off. Tara went to Dawn's group first.
"So, first you tickle under their chin and wait till they sit down. Then, once you have it under control, sprinkle this collie pepper on it's nose and it'll sneeze, flying upwards, OK?" Tara smiled. Just before she was about to go onto the next group, she whispered to Dawn, "He's staring at you." Then smiled, walking away. Dawn looked around, seeing that Harry was looking at her, then once he saw her looking back, he turned away.
"Dawn, maybe you don't know this, but Harry likes you." Hermione said, tickling the Happet's chin.
"I thought it was obvious." Dawn smiled.
"Who likes who?" Seamus asked, getting out of his trance.
"Nothing." Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Harry sucks." Crabbe coughed. Dawn turned to him.
"Unless Malfoy beat the dark lord three times, you have nothing on your case." Dawn said. Hermione smiled. Oh yea, definitely not Malfoy. She thought, sprinkling the collie pepper on the Happet's nose.
******Defense Against the Dark Arts******
"So, how's it going?" Dawn asked, walking in first to see Buffy and Spike kissing. She smiled. Buffy saw her pulled hastily away from Spike. "Save it. I know now." Dawn said.
"You tell anyone, I'll strangle you and pull out your vocal cords." Buffy threatened.
"You're very nice. I won't tell anybody, I promise." Dawn replied, sitting down. Harry and Ron came in, talking.
"You know what's odd? Nothing about Voldermort so far. What's he up to anyways?" Harry whispered to Ron.
"You expect me to know? The only thing I have to be worrying about is girls and homework." Ron said.
"Yea, speaking of that, what's up with you and Hermione? You've been hanging out a lot more now." Harry asked.
"Nothing." Ron shot back and sat down next to Dawn. Hermione came rushing in, sitting next to Dawn.
"Dawn! You won't believe what I just saw! Malfoy, he punched the lights out of Goyle for saying 'Dawn is stupid and ugly anyways..'." Hermione said.
"Why would you care about something like that?" Ron asked.
"Because, air head, girls like guys like that. Stand up for a girl and protect her." Hermione rolled her eyes at him, then looked back at Dawn, who was kind of smiling.
"Well now you've got competition, worse than before." Ron muttered to Harry. Harry cringed and looked back at Dawn, who was now smiling.
"OK, everybody! Sit down!" Spike said.
"Uh... Spike? Nobody's here." Ron said, looking around. Only Hermione, Harry, Dawn, and Ron were there. "What the?"
"I have a theory." Buffy said. "Wait, never mind." They waited another five minutes. Nobody showed up. "Is everybody sick or something?" She asked.
"Not really." Hermione answered. Seamus came running in, puffing loudly.
"Guys! Come quick! You're missing it!" He started breathing more. "Bloody hell, I've gotta sit down."
"What is it Seamus?" Dawn asked.
"It's Anyanca and Snape. And is it funny! Oh, and very disturbing. Willow the librarian is backing her up. Now leave me alone." Seamus answered. Everybody looked at each other and ran out the door, pulling Seamus with them. "Bloody hell!"
******Potions Class******
"Come on, no need to hold a grudge against yesterday." Anya said to Snape. Everybody was trying to look through the small door window. Buffy, Spike, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Dawn, and Seamus pushed through them all, opening the door and closing it from behind them. Dumbledore was sitting down on a chair.
"Just in time." He said, looking at Snape and Anya.
"Come on, guys! I can't do magic! I'm not going to help you Anya." Willow said.
"Oh, come on, you're in a freakin' wizarding school, get used to it." Anya said, pointing her wand at Snape and yelling "Pantanio!" Snape's robes fell off. Snape pointed his wand at Anya and said something, having her hair turn pink.
"I don't have pink hair! Ahhh!" Anya said something and Snape flew off of the ground and onto a desk. "You're going down, lizard!" Snape was about to do something too, until Dumbledore stopped him.
"Ah ah ah! Never hit a lady." He said. "Now, it seems you two don't like each other, obviously. And why is that? Hmmm. Because Anyanca is taking over the class better than you, Severous. I suggest you not waste anymore of our time, professors. We already have enough dealing with Voldemort than we can handle. Now stop this nonsense with joke magic. I just got rid of Fred and George last year. And you're not messing that up for me. So shake hands and get it over with. The only reason Professor Harris got to switch classes for a while is because he is a slow learning, uncontrollable man. No offense to him. Now I have to get back to work. As amusing as that was, I'll take a shot and leave it there." Dumbledore finished, and walked out of the door. "All right! Go back to your classes students and professors!" Dumbledore vaperated back to his office. Tara and Xander walked into each other.
"Oh... I was just going to tell Anya that this is madness." Tara said quickly.
"Yea, I wasn't cheering her on... bye!" Xander said and they went off in different directions. When Snape and Anya came out, everybody groaned and sighed, going back to class. The rest of them came out of the potions class room.
"Now that," Ron began, "Was the funniest thing I will ever see. Snape with his pants down, exposing his pokadotted underwear will not get itched out of my memory."
******That Friday******
"Damn, I thought that week would never end!" Ron groaned, going back to the Gryffindor common room. Saying the password to the fat lady, Green Gremlin.
"Well I just want to fit in some reading this weekend." Hermione said, walking through the opened picture.
"Do you ever wonder why Dawn's in Slytherin?" Was all Harry said.
"Probably a pure blood, I don't know." Ron said, sitting down.
"Maybe." Harry replied.
"Harry, you worry WAY too much." Ron remarked, pulling out a small box.
"Holy shit! Where'd my chocolate frog go?? Alright everybody! Nobody moves, nobody gets a chocolate sneaker at the bottom!" Ron yelled, looking around cautiously.
******The Library******
"Excuse me, sir Dumbledore?" Willow asked as he stepped in.
"Yes Willow?" He asked, walking around.
"Well, why is Dawn in Slytherin, she's really not a pure blood."
"Are you so sure?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I remember a Joyce Summers coming here as a youngling."
"Buffy's mom? But Buffy never came here."
"That's right. We kept sending letters to her parents, but they kept hiding it from the young Buffy and Dawn. And when they finally had enough of the inventations and owls, they wrote to me saying they don't want Buffy nor Dawn in the future to do anything with it. Because they didn't like it in Hogwarts. But now Dawn is, and she is indeed a pure blood. About most of the reason she's in Slytherin. Odd too, because there are many pure bloods around here, and they are much... worse of an attitude than Dawn and they're not in Slytherin."
"I think I know why."
"So do I. She may not appear or seem evil, but she does open a hell portal. So I suppose that explains your question."
******To be Continued******
Next Chapter of Hogwart's and The Scoobies: Almost Saturday. Harry and Draco are going to go into the Forbidden Forest. Sorry, I forgot to put that part in, so I made it Saturday, sorry. Buffy and Spike spend more time with eachother and Proffessor Snape and Anyanca are getting to be better friends. Excuse if I didn't have anything about Voldemort yet.
author's note: Sorry. Forgot to add about Draco and Harry going into the forest so I changed the time. Like everyone always says, R&R. Thanks, bye. Oh, also, I'll have Voldemort stuff up soon. I just have to think of something... And please! Suggestions will be taken undercare and put into the story! Don't be afraid to ask! As long as you're not critizing me, I'm good with story lines if you want. E-mail me or review your plot suggestion!
disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, nor Harry Potter. Joss Whedon and J.K. Rowling own their characters from their imaginary story.
title: Hogwarts and The Scoobies
chapter: 3 Petty Arguements
recommended fanfictions: Paint the Stars In the Sky, The Seed of Good and Evil, I Hate Goblins!, Spike and I are in a Band
******Chapter 3: Petty Arguements******
Everybody was still fighting, of course, about who won the fight. Xander just sat there, giving up, with his hand to his head. Spike went to the nurse. Dawn sat at her desk, talking with Ron and Hermione.
"Leave her alone." Harry growled to Malfoy.
"Make me. I'm 15." Malfoy said, sticking out his tongue and sitting back down. Harry sat down next to Dawn. Dawn turned to him.
"What was up with you and Spike? Not to mention Draco." Dawn asked. Ron and Hermione looked at him.
"Uh... we just don't like each other." Harry said.
"That much?" Dawn laughed.
"I bet there's something more to it." Ron winked at Harry. Harry gave him a look. Buffy came in again. She saw Xander's pathetic face and stood him up, turning to the class.
"Everybody! Be quiet! I'll be in charge for a while!" She turned to Xander. "And you take care of Muggle Studies. I think that's a little more... better for you." Xander looked at Buffy like she was a goddess. He hugged her crying.
"Thank you!" He bawled. Buffy looked surprised, patting his back uncomfortably. Xander stood up straight and walked out of the door with dignity.
"OK...." Buffy shook her head. "That's it." Buffy took a desk and slammed it back down on the floor. That got every bodies attention. "I'll be in charge for a little while now until Spike comes back from vacation. Professor Harris is.. a little over worked. Even though it's only been the first day. But you can call me Professor Summers or Buffy. Maybe they already told you, but I'm a slayer. I take charge. I don't take crap. And I especially can kick ass. So, Harry and Draco, pull anything again, that'll be the end of your world as we know it." Harry and Malfoy froze. "Take a joke guys. But now, we're still on the study of vampires. Get on task." Everybody listened. "Any questions?" Everybody raised their hand. "Not about being a slayer?" Some put their hand down. "And Dawn is my sister." Others put down their hands. "And I'm seeing someone." Buffy lied and most of the boys put their hands down. All that was left was Hermione's and Dawn's. "Yea, Dawn first."
"When'll Spike be back, and will you still be teaching then?" She asked.
"Don't start that now Dawn. Hermione?" Buffy answered.
"What's your subject matter on homework?" Hermione asked.
"I don't like correcting homework because I have a life like all of you. It's just as much suffering, so no homework as long as you're on my watch." Buffy replied, everybody cheered, Hermione looked disappointed. "So, vampires, first off, never date or have sex with one."
******After Class******
Everybody was packing up and leaving, when Harry went up to Buffy.
"Uh... sorry about the thing with Draco." He said.
"No problem. Seen worse. Is that all?" Buffy asked.
"Actually, no." Harry said. "Uh, since your Dawn's sister, who do you think would make a better... boyfriend? Me or Draco?"
"I'm not surprised you asked that. But you are a very sweet and gentle boy... with girls at least. And I saw you fight today. You're very strong, Harry. You could use that to your advantage against Draco. I like you, you're nice to Dawn. And I'm happy to see you came up to me first. And, yes, I think you'd make a better boyfriend than him. I hope to see Dawn realizes that too. Now is that all?"
"Yea, thanks. I just kinda like Dawn and wouldn't normally go up to a Professor and say this. But bye." Harry said and started walking away.
"Hey Harry, wait. Um... do you think a vampire would make a good boyfriend." Harry smiled.
******A Couple of Hours Later, In Muggle Studies******
"Now, if anybody was in Defense Against the Dark Arts a few hours ago, you didn't see nothin' about me." Xander said as everybody sat down. One of the hours without Slytherin, what a great way to end the day. Nobody listened of course when Xander was talking about electricity, except for Hermione and a couple of other girls.
"So, what was up in Defense Against the Dark Arts? You haven't told me yet." Ron whispered to Harry.
"What did it look like? Malfoy and me having a cup of tea? We were fighting." Harry whispered back.
"That's not what I mean. Why?"
"Because I don't like him."
"Come on Harry, I know it was about Dawn."
"It was nothing!"
"Harry!"
"Fine, Draco and me were fighting over Dawn. Happy? He likes her and I like her! The whole bloody race likes her! Now get off my back!"
"Merrroooow! Don't have to be so jumpy! I just wanted to know. So, you like her...?"
"Yea, sorry. She's beautiful and nice. I just feel all good when I'm near her."
"Oh....."
"And Malfoy only likes her because she's the only Slytherin that's pretty."
"So boys, having a nice little chat about Dawn I see." Xander said, standing behind them. Harry and Ron turned around, smiling nervously. "So what's this about?"
"Uh, nothing." Ron said, turning away.
"No, I'm serious. This just isn't over teacher matters, I wanna know." Xander said, pulling up a chair. "Class can talk!" He shouted and turned back to Harry. So far, a lot of Dawn's friends liked him a lot too.
******Later in Buffy's Room******
"You're so cute!" Buffy cooed to Spunky, which she let fly around. "To think if mean old Spike found you!" Buffy changed into her night clothes. Somebody knocked on the door. She opened it, and there was Spike.
"You have my crow, give it back." Spike said, walking in. "Hey, Spunky! Come to Spike!" Spunky didn't listen. "I said get here you damn bird!" Spunky hid in a corner from Spike's yelling.
"He doesn't like you, out." Buffy commanded.
"I'm not leaving without my bird."
"Then that'll take all... night." Buffy said. "Out!"
"No, I like it here."
"Too bad."
"Not what you thought in the parking lot of that demon restraunt."
"That was different. Leave."
"Not without the bird."
"Err! You are so stubborn!"
"Learned it from the one and only."
"Get off my back, Spike."
"I'm not on it, but I could if you wanted."
"Eww. Go!"
"No."
"Fine, sleep on the couch then." Buffy said, putting Spunky in his cage. Buffy turned off the light and went to sleep.
******The Next Morning******
Spike had crept into her bed during the night. Buffy was first to wake up, but she didn't move when she felt Spike's warm body against hers. Then she saw the time.
"Spike! We have to go to class!" Buffy scampered out of bed and pulled on her robes. Spike got up slowly with a yawn, then saw the time to. He jumped out of bed and raced to Defense Against the Dark Arts room.
******After Potions******
"That was bloody hilarious!" Ron laughed, going over by Care of Magical Creatures class.
"Again, Anyanca shut him up the whole time." Harry laughed too.
"Did we learn anything from that?" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Yea, how to get Snape going." Ron remarked. They saw Dawn over by Tara talking.
"Hey Dawn." They said, walking up to her.
"Hi." She replied, glancing at Harry who was smiling like never before.
"So are we still learning about Happets?" Hermione asked Tara.
"God, I hope not. One thought my hair was fire and started pecking at it." Ron said, sitting down by a tree.
"Because you don't know how to control an animal, Ron." Hermione said, sitting over by him.
"They look cute together. Are they going out?" Tara asked.
"That'd be funny." Dawn said.
"What about you two?" Tara asked, smiling and looking down. Harry and Dawn looked at each other and sat by Hermione. Before Dawn could, Malfoy pulled her aside.
"Hi, beautiful." He said. "Please sit by me and the other Slytherins?" Dawn looked at Harry, then Malfoy nervously.
"I don't want to be mean." Dawn pleaded to the other three.
"Go ahead, Dawn. We don't mind." Hermione said, clamping her hand over Harry's mouth, stopping him from remarking something nasty to Malfoy.
"OK, thanks." Dawn looked surprised and shrugged, going over by Malfoy and the other Slytherins.
"Why'd you do that?" Harry complained, pulling Hermione's hand off.
"Because Harry, I thought it was obvious you like Dawn. So we'll put it to the test. See who she likes more." Hermione analyzed. Harry Looked nervously over at Dawn, then nodded.
"OK, everyone. Time to get to business." Hagrid said then took a moment to think. "Wait, screw business, we're still learning about Happets. Now I hope you all learned something from the whole experience. But now, we're going to see if you can make them fly." Hagrid said, picking teams. "OK, Dean, Harry, Ron, and Lavender. Then Seamus, Hermione, Dawn, and Crabbe..." Hagrid went on, picking groups. A lot were disappointed with the decisions, but went to a Happet. Tara went group to group personally explaining the procedure on how to make them fly with out biting your head off. Tara went to Dawn's group first.
"So, first you tickle under their chin and wait till they sit down. Then, once you have it under control, sprinkle this collie pepper on it's nose and it'll sneeze, flying upwards, OK?" Tara smiled. Just before she was about to go onto the next group, she whispered to Dawn, "He's staring at you." Then smiled, walking away. Dawn looked around, seeing that Harry was looking at her, then once he saw her looking back, he turned away.
"Dawn, maybe you don't know this, but Harry likes you." Hermione said, tickling the Happet's chin.
"I thought it was obvious." Dawn smiled.
"Who likes who?" Seamus asked, getting out of his trance.
"Nothing." Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Harry sucks." Crabbe coughed. Dawn turned to him.
"Unless Malfoy beat the dark lord three times, you have nothing on your case." Dawn said. Hermione smiled. Oh yea, definitely not Malfoy. She thought, sprinkling the collie pepper on the Happet's nose.
******Defense Against the Dark Arts******
"So, how's it going?" Dawn asked, walking in first to see Buffy and Spike kissing. She smiled. Buffy saw her pulled hastily away from Spike. "Save it. I know now." Dawn said.
"You tell anyone, I'll strangle you and pull out your vocal cords." Buffy threatened.
"You're very nice. I won't tell anybody, I promise." Dawn replied, sitting down. Harry and Ron came in, talking.
"You know what's odd? Nothing about Voldermort so far. What's he up to anyways?" Harry whispered to Ron.
"You expect me to know? The only thing I have to be worrying about is girls and homework." Ron said.
"Yea, speaking of that, what's up with you and Hermione? You've been hanging out a lot more now." Harry asked.
"Nothing." Ron shot back and sat down next to Dawn. Hermione came rushing in, sitting next to Dawn.
"Dawn! You won't believe what I just saw! Malfoy, he punched the lights out of Goyle for saying 'Dawn is stupid and ugly anyways..'." Hermione said.
"Why would you care about something like that?" Ron asked.
"Because, air head, girls like guys like that. Stand up for a girl and protect her." Hermione rolled her eyes at him, then looked back at Dawn, who was kind of smiling.
"Well now you've got competition, worse than before." Ron muttered to Harry. Harry cringed and looked back at Dawn, who was now smiling.
"OK, everybody! Sit down!" Spike said.
"Uh... Spike? Nobody's here." Ron said, looking around. Only Hermione, Harry, Dawn, and Ron were there. "What the?"
"I have a theory." Buffy said. "Wait, never mind." They waited another five minutes. Nobody showed up. "Is everybody sick or something?" She asked.
"Not really." Hermione answered. Seamus came running in, puffing loudly.
"Guys! Come quick! You're missing it!" He started breathing more. "Bloody hell, I've gotta sit down."
"What is it Seamus?" Dawn asked.
"It's Anyanca and Snape. And is it funny! Oh, and very disturbing. Willow the librarian is backing her up. Now leave me alone." Seamus answered. Everybody looked at each other and ran out the door, pulling Seamus with them. "Bloody hell!"
******Potions Class******
"Come on, no need to hold a grudge against yesterday." Anya said to Snape. Everybody was trying to look through the small door window. Buffy, Spike, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Dawn, and Seamus pushed through them all, opening the door and closing it from behind them. Dumbledore was sitting down on a chair.
"Just in time." He said, looking at Snape and Anya.
"Come on, guys! I can't do magic! I'm not going to help you Anya." Willow said.
"Oh, come on, you're in a freakin' wizarding school, get used to it." Anya said, pointing her wand at Snape and yelling "Pantanio!" Snape's robes fell off. Snape pointed his wand at Anya and said something, having her hair turn pink.
"I don't have pink hair! Ahhh!" Anya said something and Snape flew off of the ground and onto a desk. "You're going down, lizard!" Snape was about to do something too, until Dumbledore stopped him.
"Ah ah ah! Never hit a lady." He said. "Now, it seems you two don't like each other, obviously. And why is that? Hmmm. Because Anyanca is taking over the class better than you, Severous. I suggest you not waste anymore of our time, professors. We already have enough dealing with Voldemort than we can handle. Now stop this nonsense with joke magic. I just got rid of Fred and George last year. And you're not messing that up for me. So shake hands and get it over with. The only reason Professor Harris got to switch classes for a while is because he is a slow learning, uncontrollable man. No offense to him. Now I have to get back to work. As amusing as that was, I'll take a shot and leave it there." Dumbledore finished, and walked out of the door. "All right! Go back to your classes students and professors!" Dumbledore vaperated back to his office. Tara and Xander walked into each other.
"Oh... I was just going to tell Anya that this is madness." Tara said quickly.
"Yea, I wasn't cheering her on... bye!" Xander said and they went off in different directions. When Snape and Anya came out, everybody groaned and sighed, going back to class. The rest of them came out of the potions class room.
"Now that," Ron began, "Was the funniest thing I will ever see. Snape with his pants down, exposing his pokadotted underwear will not get itched out of my memory."
******That Friday******
"Damn, I thought that week would never end!" Ron groaned, going back to the Gryffindor common room. Saying the password to the fat lady, Green Gremlin.
"Well I just want to fit in some reading this weekend." Hermione said, walking through the opened picture.
"Do you ever wonder why Dawn's in Slytherin?" Was all Harry said.
"Probably a pure blood, I don't know." Ron said, sitting down.
"Maybe." Harry replied.
"Harry, you worry WAY too much." Ron remarked, pulling out a small box.
"Holy shit! Where'd my chocolate frog go?? Alright everybody! Nobody moves, nobody gets a chocolate sneaker at the bottom!" Ron yelled, looking around cautiously.
******The Library******
"Excuse me, sir Dumbledore?" Willow asked as he stepped in.
"Yes Willow?" He asked, walking around.
"Well, why is Dawn in Slytherin, she's really not a pure blood."
"Are you so sure?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I remember a Joyce Summers coming here as a youngling."
"Buffy's mom? But Buffy never came here."
"That's right. We kept sending letters to her parents, but they kept hiding it from the young Buffy and Dawn. And when they finally had enough of the inventations and owls, they wrote to me saying they don't want Buffy nor Dawn in the future to do anything with it. Because they didn't like it in Hogwarts. But now Dawn is, and she is indeed a pure blood. About most of the reason she's in Slytherin. Odd too, because there are many pure bloods around here, and they are much... worse of an attitude than Dawn and they're not in Slytherin."
"I think I know why."
"So do I. She may not appear or seem evil, but she does open a hell portal. So I suppose that explains your question."
******To be Continued******
Next Chapter of Hogwart's and The Scoobies: Almost Saturday. Harry and Draco are going to go into the Forbidden Forest. Sorry, I forgot to put that part in, so I made it Saturday, sorry. Buffy and Spike spend more time with eachother and Proffessor Snape and Anyanca are getting to be better friends. Excuse if I didn't have anything about Voldemort yet.
author's note: Sorry. Forgot to add about Draco and Harry going into the forest so I changed the time. Like everyone always says, R&R. Thanks, bye. Oh, also, I'll have Voldemort stuff up soon. I just have to think of something... And please! Suggestions will be taken undercare and put into the story! Don't be afraid to ask! As long as you're not critizing me, I'm good with story lines if you want. E-mail me or review your plot suggestion!