Title: Made To Order 3/3
Author: Satans Sin
Archive: None, so e-mail me if you want 'em
Pairings: Read to find out!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or McDonalds or anything else in this fic that has a higher ransom fee then me. If I did I wouldn't be living in my small room taking crap from my parents.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU, OOC, Terrible lines, Surprises, Humor....
Feedback: I'd like it very much!
@@~ Means, "Just outside..." :~)
"Heero?" Duo said in shock. "I didn't think that you were working today."
"I guess you were wrong." Duo looked down at the floor. Somehow, he didn't know how, but Somehow he felt quilty! As if he and Heero had been going out and he'd just ruined it.
"I see you've met Heero." Zechs said turning to look at Heero for a moment, then back to Duo.
"Yeah, met him last night.[1]"
"And I see that he has that 'rage' look in his eyes. Are you mad at me Heero?" Zechs said as he pulled himself up to a seating position on the counter.
"No."
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"What's taking Duo so long? I know sometimes it seems like your hours at this place, but this is too much." Quatre said as he stepped out of the car. He opened the door and walked to where he saw Duo. He reached out a hand to tap Duo and let him know to wrap things up, but stopped when he saw a guy with long blond hair give Duo a kiss on the lips.
Duo had no earthly idea that Zechs was going to kiss him! If he had, well, he would've known that Zechs was going to kiss him right? As soon as he felt those lips on his though, he felt a spark go through his body. He kissed the boy back, wanting more. But had to stop. Breathing is important ya' know.
"Are you mad at me *now* Heero?" Zechs smiled and licked his lips. Heero didn't respond and Duo could see that he was making a fist.
"Um... Duo..." Duo turned around to see Quatre standing there.
"How long have you been here?"
"Ever since that guy kissed you. And he looks *nothing* like Heero. What happend?"
"I'll explain later." Duo looked around McDonalds and realized that a bunch of people were staring at him. Probably still in shock after Zechs and he had lip locked. He was still shocked himself, but these people looked at him like he had thrown them out into the middle of a lightning storm! "Let's get out of here before things get rowdy. Heero dosen't look happy." Quatre nodded his head and began to leave. Duo's hand on his shoulder. Following him. They weren't 2 feet closer to the door when Duo's hand was suddenly gone from Quatre. He turned around quickly, to see Duo being pulled ontop of the counter by Heero. Duo was now lying on the counter with Heero on top of him. How.. nice....
"Um... Heero?.... I'm *really* sorry. And I don't want to die here so I'l-" Duo's mouth was once more invaded, but this time, by Heero. Heero was griping Duo's shirt, pulling him deeper into the kiss. And Duo didn't mind giving in. He tasted like.... Pepsi.
Quatre was staring at his braided friend. 'Duo is right. This isn't the place you'd want to have sex in.' He turned his gaze to the other blond, who was fuming. 'This is so not good.... One of them is going kill him for getting with the other. I have to get him out of this or else he'll end up as the new McDuo burger...'[2]
Heero finally broke the kiss. Same reason why Zechs had broke theirs. He was now looking down at Duo, breathing hard. Duo had turned his head to the side, and once again, saw the not too happy customers. Only this time, they looked at him like he had thrown them out into the middle of a lightning storm *and* tied them all to a metal post while he was at it. He put on an apologetic smile and turned his eyes back toward Heero.
"Heero get off of him." Zechs said with a bit of anger and jealousy in his voice.
"Why? Are you angry at me Zechs?"
"No. I just don't want him to be let down."
"What do you mean 'let down'?" Duo said as he peered to the side to see Zechs.
"Because, as good as Heero may look and as good as he may kiss, he sucks in bed." He said casually. The entire resturant sweat dropped. "I mean, he has no cordinatation, no rythem, no anything! The lovin' was terrible when we were together."
"And you say it's *my* fault? Ever consider that *you* were the one that made it so hard to have good sex?"
"Nope." Heero had gotten off Duo by now and was yelling at Zechs, who stood calmly against the wall. Duo saw his chance and slid off the counter, ready to bolt. "Duo!" Zechs yelled at him. Duo turned around, losing all hope of escape in the process. "You had better choose, me or Heero. Trust me. I can do Wonders in bed." Zechs moved in closer to Duo. Hopping over the counter.
"Thats a lie Zechs! Anyone would go for me over you!" Heero looked at an inicint young man. "Wouldn't you rather have sex with me than this jerk?" The guy quickly nodded, afraid that if he had said no, his face would become a permenant part of the wall.
"Why dosen't the dude with the braid get both of them? Ya' know, double your pleasure, double your fun." Someone said.
"Two heads aren't always better than one dear."[3] Their mate said.
"Well?" Heero said getting upset.
"Um.." Duo was waving his hands infront of himself. "I don't know." He saw the two tense up as he spoke. "It's just that, um.. I..-" The loyal people of McDonalds were once again in shock. A few fainted, never seeing so much action in a fast food place, some jaws dropped onto the sticky floor, and others just looked on in disbelief... along with Heero and Zechs. Quatre was kissing Duo.
When the kiss broke Duo's eyes got huge. "Quatre???"
"He's not going to be with any of you. We didn't want to announce our realstionship, but I had no choice. I'm sorry Duo." He turned to Duo, took his hand and walked out of McDonalds. Leaving scarred for life people, and two pissed off and surprised young men.
Once the two were safely driving home Duo spoke up. "Why did you do that?"
" 'Cause..." Quatre thought for a minute, "What are friends for? Besides," he looked over to Duo, "you still haven't met my couisin, Trieze..."
~Owari~
How'd you like? I'm so glad I had comments! And before I go...
[1] This is what this one dude said to my DAD the night after I met him.. BAKA!!!
[2] Attend the tale of Sweeny Todd! Have you ever heard that song? This dude is a barber and chops up his customers in a meat grinder and sells the meat!! Wanna' know the song? Lemme' know!
[3] 2 heads, get it?, Heads, heh...... I bet you already knew that
Author: Satans Sin
Archive: None, so e-mail me if you want 'em
Pairings: Read to find out!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or McDonalds or anything else in this fic that has a higher ransom fee then me. If I did I wouldn't be living in my small room taking crap from my parents.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU, OOC, Terrible lines, Surprises, Humor....
Feedback: I'd like it very much!
@@~ Means, "Just outside..." :~)
"Heero?" Duo said in shock. "I didn't think that you were working today."
"I guess you were wrong." Duo looked down at the floor. Somehow, he didn't know how, but Somehow he felt quilty! As if he and Heero had been going out and he'd just ruined it.
"I see you've met Heero." Zechs said turning to look at Heero for a moment, then back to Duo.
"Yeah, met him last night.[1]"
"And I see that he has that 'rage' look in his eyes. Are you mad at me Heero?" Zechs said as he pulled himself up to a seating position on the counter.
"No."
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"What's taking Duo so long? I know sometimes it seems like your hours at this place, but this is too much." Quatre said as he stepped out of the car. He opened the door and walked to where he saw Duo. He reached out a hand to tap Duo and let him know to wrap things up, but stopped when he saw a guy with long blond hair give Duo a kiss on the lips.
Duo had no earthly idea that Zechs was going to kiss him! If he had, well, he would've known that Zechs was going to kiss him right? As soon as he felt those lips on his though, he felt a spark go through his body. He kissed the boy back, wanting more. But had to stop. Breathing is important ya' know.
"Are you mad at me *now* Heero?" Zechs smiled and licked his lips. Heero didn't respond and Duo could see that he was making a fist.
"Um... Duo..." Duo turned around to see Quatre standing there.
"How long have you been here?"
"Ever since that guy kissed you. And he looks *nothing* like Heero. What happend?"
"I'll explain later." Duo looked around McDonalds and realized that a bunch of people were staring at him. Probably still in shock after Zechs and he had lip locked. He was still shocked himself, but these people looked at him like he had thrown them out into the middle of a lightning storm! "Let's get out of here before things get rowdy. Heero dosen't look happy." Quatre nodded his head and began to leave. Duo's hand on his shoulder. Following him. They weren't 2 feet closer to the door when Duo's hand was suddenly gone from Quatre. He turned around quickly, to see Duo being pulled ontop of the counter by Heero. Duo was now lying on the counter with Heero on top of him. How.. nice....
"Um... Heero?.... I'm *really* sorry. And I don't want to die here so I'l-" Duo's mouth was once more invaded, but this time, by Heero. Heero was griping Duo's shirt, pulling him deeper into the kiss. And Duo didn't mind giving in. He tasted like.... Pepsi.
Quatre was staring at his braided friend. 'Duo is right. This isn't the place you'd want to have sex in.' He turned his gaze to the other blond, who was fuming. 'This is so not good.... One of them is going kill him for getting with the other. I have to get him out of this or else he'll end up as the new McDuo burger...'[2]
Heero finally broke the kiss. Same reason why Zechs had broke theirs. He was now looking down at Duo, breathing hard. Duo had turned his head to the side, and once again, saw the not too happy customers. Only this time, they looked at him like he had thrown them out into the middle of a lightning storm *and* tied them all to a metal post while he was at it. He put on an apologetic smile and turned his eyes back toward Heero.
"Heero get off of him." Zechs said with a bit of anger and jealousy in his voice.
"Why? Are you angry at me Zechs?"
"No. I just don't want him to be let down."
"What do you mean 'let down'?" Duo said as he peered to the side to see Zechs.
"Because, as good as Heero may look and as good as he may kiss, he sucks in bed." He said casually. The entire resturant sweat dropped. "I mean, he has no cordinatation, no rythem, no anything! The lovin' was terrible when we were together."
"And you say it's *my* fault? Ever consider that *you* were the one that made it so hard to have good sex?"
"Nope." Heero had gotten off Duo by now and was yelling at Zechs, who stood calmly against the wall. Duo saw his chance and slid off the counter, ready to bolt. "Duo!" Zechs yelled at him. Duo turned around, losing all hope of escape in the process. "You had better choose, me or Heero. Trust me. I can do Wonders in bed." Zechs moved in closer to Duo. Hopping over the counter.
"Thats a lie Zechs! Anyone would go for me over you!" Heero looked at an inicint young man. "Wouldn't you rather have sex with me than this jerk?" The guy quickly nodded, afraid that if he had said no, his face would become a permenant part of the wall.
"Why dosen't the dude with the braid get both of them? Ya' know, double your pleasure, double your fun." Someone said.
"Two heads aren't always better than one dear."[3] Their mate said.
"Well?" Heero said getting upset.
"Um.." Duo was waving his hands infront of himself. "I don't know." He saw the two tense up as he spoke. "It's just that, um.. I..-" The loyal people of McDonalds were once again in shock. A few fainted, never seeing so much action in a fast food place, some jaws dropped onto the sticky floor, and others just looked on in disbelief... along with Heero and Zechs. Quatre was kissing Duo.
When the kiss broke Duo's eyes got huge. "Quatre???"
"He's not going to be with any of you. We didn't want to announce our realstionship, but I had no choice. I'm sorry Duo." He turned to Duo, took his hand and walked out of McDonalds. Leaving scarred for life people, and two pissed off and surprised young men.
Once the two were safely driving home Duo spoke up. "Why did you do that?"
" 'Cause..." Quatre thought for a minute, "What are friends for? Besides," he looked over to Duo, "you still haven't met my couisin, Trieze..."
~Owari~
How'd you like? I'm so glad I had comments! And before I go...
[1] This is what this one dude said to my DAD the night after I met him.. BAKA!!!
[2] Attend the tale of Sweeny Todd! Have you ever heard that song? This dude is a barber and chops up his customers in a meat grinder and sells the meat!! Wanna' know the song? Lemme' know!
[3] 2 heads, get it?, Heads, heh...... I bet you already knew that