Author's Note: Okay, um…this is absolute crap, I admit it. Actually, I
doubt anybody is even reading this, so it doesn't matter, does it? Oh well.
But seriously, my story is really bad. I just wrote it for my own enjoyment
and decided to post it. And it's not like I have a rep to ruin, so…
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK, blah blah blah, you know the deal.
Truth or Dare?
It all started the night when exams ended. The sixth-year boys were in their dormitory, waiting for the girls to show up. Their was a huge pile of candy next to Seamus and Dean. After a few minutes, Hermione, Parvati, Ginny, and Lavender walked in.
"So boys, what are we going to do tonight?" Parvati asked excitedly. She and Lavender started giggling.
As they were giggling, the door opened again. Draco Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle walked in. "So, having a party and not inviting me, huh?" Draco said to all of them.
He and his 'goons' stepped in and shut the door. They looked like they were staying, but the boys had already had way too much sugar to care, Lavender and Parvati were giggling again, and Hermione just looked a little bored.
"Alright, fine, Malfoy, you can stay," Seamus said.
"So, what exactly are we going to do?" Neville asked.
"I know!" Hermione exclaimed suddenly. "Let's play Truth or Dare!"
"What?" everyone else said in unison.
"It's a muggle game. You ask one person truth or dare?, and if they say 'truth', then you ask them any question and they have to answer truthfully, and if they say 'dare', then you can dare them to do anything you want them to, and they have to do it, no matter what, and so on and so forth…" she said to them all quickly.
"Alright, let's play, then!" Parvati said excitedly, while Lavender nodded.
Hermione thought for a minute, then said, "Okay, I'll go first. Now who shall be my first victim?" Everyone looked rather scared as she said that. She continued, "How about… Neville?" Neville looked terrified as she said that. "Now, Neville, truth, dare, or rooftops?"
"Rooftops? What's that?" Neville said curiously.
"Okay, so you've got to imagine you're in a burning building. I'll name three people. You have to decide which one you'd leave to burn, which one you'd throw out the window, and which one you'd carry down the stairs. Got it?" she said to Neville. He nodded.
"Okay, so which one, Neville?"
Neville thought for a moment, then finally said slowly, "Rooftops."
Hermione chuckled evilly, which made Neville very nervous. "Alright, if that's what you want…Now, your three people are…Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender."
At this, Parvati and Lavender stopped laughing. They looked at Neville expectantly.
Neville still looked quite scared. "Ok, I guess that I'd carry Ginny down the stairs, throw-umm-Lavender out the window, and leave Parvati to burn!" He looked about ready to faint, but it was nothing to what Parvati looked. She looked murderous, and just to prove her point, she took the empty can she was holding and crushed it between her hands.
Hermione looked back and forth from Neville to Parvati, and quickly said, "Calm down, Parvati, it's only a game! Ok, I think we should stop using rooftops and just use truth or dare for the rest of the game!"
Parvati looked satisfied, and Neville looked relieved. He quickly got nervous again, however, because it was his turn. And then, to everyone's surprise, a wide grin spread across his face.
"Right then. I choose Draco!" Draco looked horrified at his last word.
"Dare!" he said before Neville even asked him. He was scared that if he picked truth, everyone would find out his most forbidden secret, but he thought that they would somehow find out through his dare anyway.
Neville looked happy at this. He looked across the room to where Draco was sitting, and said, "I dare you to dress up in a purple toga and sing a love song to your secret love!"
Draco moaned at this, while all the boys started laughing uncontrollably. All the girls looked rather frightened. As Draco went to another room to change, Neville looked at the girls.
"Well, if we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. We've got to separate you four so we know which one of you he's talking to. Parvati, you go to that corner of the room. Lavender, that corner. Hermione, you better go to the middle. And Ginny, you go to that other wall" he said.
Just as he finished talking, Draco walked in the room and close the door, dressed in a purple toga! Everyone in the room laughed hysterically, including the girls, despite their fright.
Draco turned even redder than he already was. He looked at the three girls against the wall, whose fright had returned quickly. He took a deep breath and strided across the room, stopping at the middle of the wall (where Hermione was standing if you forgot).
Ron and Harry were shaking with silent laughter, Neville looked quite pleased with himself, and Seamus and Dean both had wide grins on their faces. Crabbe and Goyle just sort of sat there.
Draco took another breath, then started singing. "WHEN THE MOON HITS THE SKY LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE!"
"Alright, alright, that's enough, you're destroying me!" Neville managed to shout between laughter.
Draco walked straight out of the room to change back into his clothes. Hermione was in shock, and didn't come around until Harry chucked several Chocolate Frogs at her head.
After a minute, Draco came back in, grinning in an embarrassed sort of way. "Now it's my turn. You guys are so going down. I choose…Harry." He grinned again, no longer embarrassed. Harry looked scared.
"Truth," he said quickly. He couldn't take one of those dares.
"Ok. Who do you like?" Draco said.
Harry looked around at everyone. He looked at his shoes, embarrassed, and mumbled, "Cho."
Everyone laughed, and Harry quickly changed the subject. "I pick Ginny! Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Ginny said, looking excited and nervous.
"Right! Ok Gin, I dare you to…" He whispered the rest into her ear.
"WHAT?! AFTER I DO THIS, YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN, HARRY!" Ginny screamed at him. She walked across the room, her face as red as her hair, to where Seamus and Dean were sitting.
"Stand up, Seamus!" Harry said, trying to keep a straight face. Seamus, looking no less than downright scared, stood up and looked at Ginny, who was standing there, still blushing furiously.
Harry had just whispered something to Ron, who was now shaking on the floor in laughter. The other girls were also giggling, waiting for something good. Dean and Draco both were grinning.
Ginny looked around at the people in the room, then finally got down on one knee. Seamus looked down at her, also blushing now. At last, she said, "Seamus, will you marry me?"
Ron was now positively screaming with laughter. Lavender and Parvati were crying into each others shoulders, they were laughing so hard. Hermione and Harry were shaking, having to hold on to one another to keep from falling to the ground, and Draco and Dean had their faces buried in pillows. Crabbe and Goyle had finally gotten a clue and were chuckling softly.
Ginny got up, now bright red, and stalked across the room to sit next to Hermione. Seamus was also red and sat back down.
Ginny, who had finally gone back to her normal color, started talking. "I did it! You're gonna pay, Harry! Now, I know exactly who I should pick!" she said with a smile. "My dear brother Ron!"
Ron had stopped laughing, and was now extremely pale. He said quietly, "Dare."
Ginny smiled, obviously she had been hoping for that. She sat down next to Ron and said something to him very quietly. Harry, who had heard this, burst out laughing. Ron fell off the back of his bed in shock.
Ron, redder than Ginny had been, walked into the bathroom. Everyone except Ginny and Harry -who were crying on the floor- had an amused smile on their face, expecting something interesting.
Just when everyone was getting impatient, Ron walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing except his shiny silver boxers. Parvati and Lavender giggled uncontrollably at just this, not knowing what was coming.
Harry, who had dried his eyes but was still fighting laughter, snapped his fingers and pointed his wand at a desk, which turned into a karaoke machine with one microphone.
Ron, who was ready for what he was about to do, walked over and picked up the microphone. Out of nowhere, music started. Ron, who was now blushing furiously, started singing "My Heart Will Go On" while everyone else had to use extreme will power not to laugh.
When Ron was almost finished, Draco cracked and started laughing. The rest gave in, and after a moment, even Ron laughed.
After the rest calmed down, Ron changed his voice to a business-like tone. "Right then. After what I had to do, I'm going easy on you. What about Lavender? I can tell you're just bursting to do a dare, so I won't bother asking. You have to melt twenty chocolate frogs, put the melted chocolate in a glass, and down it."
Lavender shrugged and did what he asked. What she did inspired everyone else, so they all had some more candy.
"You know what?" Lavender said after they had all had a considerable amount of sugar. "Let's forget about the truths. We can just do dares."
Everyone else nodded, so she continued. "I choose Hermione. Now, let's see. I know just what to do! What you have to do is kiss all the boys in this room, except Crabbe and Goyle of course, for at least a minute, and tell us which one you enjoyed the most."
Lavender and Parvati shook with giggles, and Hermione had a slight grin on her face.
All the boys, except Draco, were a bit nervous, while Draco himself looked happy.
Hermione then said, "Okay, all boys except Crabbe and Goyle get in line behind Neville." At that last word, Neville looked more nervous than he had been all night, while Hermione winked at him.
When all the boys were in line, Hermione called, "C'mon now, Neville!" Neville nervously stepped up to her, and before he knew it, he was kissing her(Jeopardy music playing in the background!) The girls were whistling and the boys were softly laughing. After a minute, Hermione and Neville pulled apart.
Hermione was flushed, then said after a moment, "Heck Neville, you're pretty good!" At this, everyone else in the room burst out laughing except Neville, who was a bit shocked. Hermione looked at everyone and then said, "Oops, did I say that out loud?" Everyone nodded, and Hermione hastily changed the subject by calling, "Next!"
Hermione kissed Dean, Seamus, Harry, and Ron, in that order. Hey, Ron's not half bad! she thought, but being careful not to say anything out loud.
Finally, it was Draco's turn. He walked up to her smiling, and was surprised to see that she was also smiling. After a moment of just looking at each other, they kissed. Hermione was shocked to be actually kissing Malfoy, who she thought she had hated, and yet enjoying it!
After about three minutes, Harry cleared his throat loudly. Hermione and Draco broke apart, somewhat reluctant. They just stood there, looking into each others eyes, until they realized what they were doing, and looked away.
"Well?" Lavender said to Hermione.
"Well what?" Hermione replied, not thinking clearly.
"Well, there was another part of your dare, you know. Which one did you enjoy the most?"
Hermione immediately knew the answer, but didn't want to admit it. But, she knew she had to tell the truth, so after a minute, she mumbled quietly, "Draco."
"Sorry?" Parvati said, though having a feeling she already knew the answer.
"Draco," Hermione said, only a touch louder. She looked at everyone. They were all staring, when she quickly added, "But Neville was definitely a close second!"
With that, the room exploded with laughter. Hermione looked at Neville, who was grinning while still being slightly embarrassed.
After five minutes, the only ones still laughing were Seamus and Dean. Harry wanted to get on with the game, so he chucked the pillows at their heads.
"My turn again!" Hermione said. "I pick……Parvati! Right then, Parvati. I dare you to dress up in overalls and that weird old tartan shirt of Seamus' and run down to the common room, singing 'The Time of my Life' at the top of your lungs!"
Everyone laughed at this. Parvati summoned the overalls and Seamus' 'weird old tartan shirt', then went into the bathroom to change into them. When she came out, Hermione exclaimed, "Oh no! I forgot!" She then changed Parvati's pointed hat into a brimmed straw hat.
"Okay…Here I go!" Parvati said bravely. She dashed out of the dorm down into the common room, with the others following, where she sang at the top of her lungs, "I've had the time of my life. No I've never felt like this before. Yes, I swear. It's the truth. And I owe it all to you!"
The entire common room, which had been watching her, burst into laughter as she ran back up the stairs. As soon as she got back in the dorm, she got back into her robes.
When the others came back, she stated, "Ah, sweet revenge! Now let's see. Who hasn't gone yet? Ah, yes, Seamus and Dean! I shall choose…Dean! Dean, you will eat that bowl of moldy peanuts that Peeves keeps chucking at people!"
Dean looked grossed out, but left the dorm. He came back a few minutes later with a bowl of green-looking peanuts. He then took a deep breath and ate them all with a grossed-out sort of look on his face. When he was finished, everyone clapped.
"Seamus, you're the last one. I'm not creative, so I'll give you an easy one. Just use that karaoke machine from Ron's dare and sing 'I'm a Slave 4 U". Seamus looked relieved and started singing. It was quite a sight, because, well, let's just say that Seamus isn't exactly the umm…best singer in the world.
Everyone laughed when he was through. They were all sitting down when Harry spoke up. "Well, that was a lot of fun! Let's do it again tomorrow night!" he said with an evil grin.
"Yeah!" everyone else exclaimed. Draco caught Hermione's eye and winked at her. After a few minutes everyone went to bed.
What fun tomorrow night would be!
Disclaimer: Characters belong to JK, blah blah blah, you know the deal.
Truth or Dare?
It all started the night when exams ended. The sixth-year boys were in their dormitory, waiting for the girls to show up. Their was a huge pile of candy next to Seamus and Dean. After a few minutes, Hermione, Parvati, Ginny, and Lavender walked in.
"So boys, what are we going to do tonight?" Parvati asked excitedly. She and Lavender started giggling.
As they were giggling, the door opened again. Draco Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle walked in. "So, having a party and not inviting me, huh?" Draco said to all of them.
He and his 'goons' stepped in and shut the door. They looked like they were staying, but the boys had already had way too much sugar to care, Lavender and Parvati were giggling again, and Hermione just looked a little bored.
"Alright, fine, Malfoy, you can stay," Seamus said.
"So, what exactly are we going to do?" Neville asked.
"I know!" Hermione exclaimed suddenly. "Let's play Truth or Dare!"
"What?" everyone else said in unison.
"It's a muggle game. You ask one person truth or dare?, and if they say 'truth', then you ask them any question and they have to answer truthfully, and if they say 'dare', then you can dare them to do anything you want them to, and they have to do it, no matter what, and so on and so forth…" she said to them all quickly.
"Alright, let's play, then!" Parvati said excitedly, while Lavender nodded.
Hermione thought for a minute, then said, "Okay, I'll go first. Now who shall be my first victim?" Everyone looked rather scared as she said that. She continued, "How about… Neville?" Neville looked terrified as she said that. "Now, Neville, truth, dare, or rooftops?"
"Rooftops? What's that?" Neville said curiously.
"Okay, so you've got to imagine you're in a burning building. I'll name three people. You have to decide which one you'd leave to burn, which one you'd throw out the window, and which one you'd carry down the stairs. Got it?" she said to Neville. He nodded.
"Okay, so which one, Neville?"
Neville thought for a moment, then finally said slowly, "Rooftops."
Hermione chuckled evilly, which made Neville very nervous. "Alright, if that's what you want…Now, your three people are…Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender."
At this, Parvati and Lavender stopped laughing. They looked at Neville expectantly.
Neville still looked quite scared. "Ok, I guess that I'd carry Ginny down the stairs, throw-umm-Lavender out the window, and leave Parvati to burn!" He looked about ready to faint, but it was nothing to what Parvati looked. She looked murderous, and just to prove her point, she took the empty can she was holding and crushed it between her hands.
Hermione looked back and forth from Neville to Parvati, and quickly said, "Calm down, Parvati, it's only a game! Ok, I think we should stop using rooftops and just use truth or dare for the rest of the game!"
Parvati looked satisfied, and Neville looked relieved. He quickly got nervous again, however, because it was his turn. And then, to everyone's surprise, a wide grin spread across his face.
"Right then. I choose Draco!" Draco looked horrified at his last word.
"Dare!" he said before Neville even asked him. He was scared that if he picked truth, everyone would find out his most forbidden secret, but he thought that they would somehow find out through his dare anyway.
Neville looked happy at this. He looked across the room to where Draco was sitting, and said, "I dare you to dress up in a purple toga and sing a love song to your secret love!"
Draco moaned at this, while all the boys started laughing uncontrollably. All the girls looked rather frightened. As Draco went to another room to change, Neville looked at the girls.
"Well, if we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. We've got to separate you four so we know which one of you he's talking to. Parvati, you go to that corner of the room. Lavender, that corner. Hermione, you better go to the middle. And Ginny, you go to that other wall" he said.
Just as he finished talking, Draco walked in the room and close the door, dressed in a purple toga! Everyone in the room laughed hysterically, including the girls, despite their fright.
Draco turned even redder than he already was. He looked at the three girls against the wall, whose fright had returned quickly. He took a deep breath and strided across the room, stopping at the middle of the wall (where Hermione was standing if you forgot).
Ron and Harry were shaking with silent laughter, Neville looked quite pleased with himself, and Seamus and Dean both had wide grins on their faces. Crabbe and Goyle just sort of sat there.
Draco took another breath, then started singing. "WHEN THE MOON HITS THE SKY LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE!"
"Alright, alright, that's enough, you're destroying me!" Neville managed to shout between laughter.
Draco walked straight out of the room to change back into his clothes. Hermione was in shock, and didn't come around until Harry chucked several Chocolate Frogs at her head.
After a minute, Draco came back in, grinning in an embarrassed sort of way. "Now it's my turn. You guys are so going down. I choose…Harry." He grinned again, no longer embarrassed. Harry looked scared.
"Truth," he said quickly. He couldn't take one of those dares.
"Ok. Who do you like?" Draco said.
Harry looked around at everyone. He looked at his shoes, embarrassed, and mumbled, "Cho."
Everyone laughed, and Harry quickly changed the subject. "I pick Ginny! Ginny, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Ginny said, looking excited and nervous.
"Right! Ok Gin, I dare you to…" He whispered the rest into her ear.
"WHAT?! AFTER I DO THIS, YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN, HARRY!" Ginny screamed at him. She walked across the room, her face as red as her hair, to where Seamus and Dean were sitting.
"Stand up, Seamus!" Harry said, trying to keep a straight face. Seamus, looking no less than downright scared, stood up and looked at Ginny, who was standing there, still blushing furiously.
Harry had just whispered something to Ron, who was now shaking on the floor in laughter. The other girls were also giggling, waiting for something good. Dean and Draco both were grinning.
Ginny looked around at the people in the room, then finally got down on one knee. Seamus looked down at her, also blushing now. At last, she said, "Seamus, will you marry me?"
Ron was now positively screaming with laughter. Lavender and Parvati were crying into each others shoulders, they were laughing so hard. Hermione and Harry were shaking, having to hold on to one another to keep from falling to the ground, and Draco and Dean had their faces buried in pillows. Crabbe and Goyle had finally gotten a clue and were chuckling softly.
Ginny got up, now bright red, and stalked across the room to sit next to Hermione. Seamus was also red and sat back down.
Ginny, who had finally gone back to her normal color, started talking. "I did it! You're gonna pay, Harry! Now, I know exactly who I should pick!" she said with a smile. "My dear brother Ron!"
Ron had stopped laughing, and was now extremely pale. He said quietly, "Dare."
Ginny smiled, obviously she had been hoping for that. She sat down next to Ron and said something to him very quietly. Harry, who had heard this, burst out laughing. Ron fell off the back of his bed in shock.
Ron, redder than Ginny had been, walked into the bathroom. Everyone except Ginny and Harry -who were crying on the floor- had an amused smile on their face, expecting something interesting.
Just when everyone was getting impatient, Ron walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing except his shiny silver boxers. Parvati and Lavender giggled uncontrollably at just this, not knowing what was coming.
Harry, who had dried his eyes but was still fighting laughter, snapped his fingers and pointed his wand at a desk, which turned into a karaoke machine with one microphone.
Ron, who was ready for what he was about to do, walked over and picked up the microphone. Out of nowhere, music started. Ron, who was now blushing furiously, started singing "My Heart Will Go On" while everyone else had to use extreme will power not to laugh.
When Ron was almost finished, Draco cracked and started laughing. The rest gave in, and after a moment, even Ron laughed.
After the rest calmed down, Ron changed his voice to a business-like tone. "Right then. After what I had to do, I'm going easy on you. What about Lavender? I can tell you're just bursting to do a dare, so I won't bother asking. You have to melt twenty chocolate frogs, put the melted chocolate in a glass, and down it."
Lavender shrugged and did what he asked. What she did inspired everyone else, so they all had some more candy.
"You know what?" Lavender said after they had all had a considerable amount of sugar. "Let's forget about the truths. We can just do dares."
Everyone else nodded, so she continued. "I choose Hermione. Now, let's see. I know just what to do! What you have to do is kiss all the boys in this room, except Crabbe and Goyle of course, for at least a minute, and tell us which one you enjoyed the most."
Lavender and Parvati shook with giggles, and Hermione had a slight grin on her face.
All the boys, except Draco, were a bit nervous, while Draco himself looked happy.
Hermione then said, "Okay, all boys except Crabbe and Goyle get in line behind Neville." At that last word, Neville looked more nervous than he had been all night, while Hermione winked at him.
When all the boys were in line, Hermione called, "C'mon now, Neville!" Neville nervously stepped up to her, and before he knew it, he was kissing her(Jeopardy music playing in the background!) The girls were whistling and the boys were softly laughing. After a minute, Hermione and Neville pulled apart.
Hermione was flushed, then said after a moment, "Heck Neville, you're pretty good!" At this, everyone else in the room burst out laughing except Neville, who was a bit shocked. Hermione looked at everyone and then said, "Oops, did I say that out loud?" Everyone nodded, and Hermione hastily changed the subject by calling, "Next!"
Hermione kissed Dean, Seamus, Harry, and Ron, in that order. Hey, Ron's not half bad! she thought, but being careful not to say anything out loud.
Finally, it was Draco's turn. He walked up to her smiling, and was surprised to see that she was also smiling. After a moment of just looking at each other, they kissed. Hermione was shocked to be actually kissing Malfoy, who she thought she had hated, and yet enjoying it!
After about three minutes, Harry cleared his throat loudly. Hermione and Draco broke apart, somewhat reluctant. They just stood there, looking into each others eyes, until they realized what they were doing, and looked away.
"Well?" Lavender said to Hermione.
"Well what?" Hermione replied, not thinking clearly.
"Well, there was another part of your dare, you know. Which one did you enjoy the most?"
Hermione immediately knew the answer, but didn't want to admit it. But, she knew she had to tell the truth, so after a minute, she mumbled quietly, "Draco."
"Sorry?" Parvati said, though having a feeling she already knew the answer.
"Draco," Hermione said, only a touch louder. She looked at everyone. They were all staring, when she quickly added, "But Neville was definitely a close second!"
With that, the room exploded with laughter. Hermione looked at Neville, who was grinning while still being slightly embarrassed.
After five minutes, the only ones still laughing were Seamus and Dean. Harry wanted to get on with the game, so he chucked the pillows at their heads.
"My turn again!" Hermione said. "I pick……Parvati! Right then, Parvati. I dare you to dress up in overalls and that weird old tartan shirt of Seamus' and run down to the common room, singing 'The Time of my Life' at the top of your lungs!"
Everyone laughed at this. Parvati summoned the overalls and Seamus' 'weird old tartan shirt', then went into the bathroom to change into them. When she came out, Hermione exclaimed, "Oh no! I forgot!" She then changed Parvati's pointed hat into a brimmed straw hat.
"Okay…Here I go!" Parvati said bravely. She dashed out of the dorm down into the common room, with the others following, where she sang at the top of her lungs, "I've had the time of my life. No I've never felt like this before. Yes, I swear. It's the truth. And I owe it all to you!"
The entire common room, which had been watching her, burst into laughter as she ran back up the stairs. As soon as she got back in the dorm, she got back into her robes.
When the others came back, she stated, "Ah, sweet revenge! Now let's see. Who hasn't gone yet? Ah, yes, Seamus and Dean! I shall choose…Dean! Dean, you will eat that bowl of moldy peanuts that Peeves keeps chucking at people!"
Dean looked grossed out, but left the dorm. He came back a few minutes later with a bowl of green-looking peanuts. He then took a deep breath and ate them all with a grossed-out sort of look on his face. When he was finished, everyone clapped.
"Seamus, you're the last one. I'm not creative, so I'll give you an easy one. Just use that karaoke machine from Ron's dare and sing 'I'm a Slave 4 U". Seamus looked relieved and started singing. It was quite a sight, because, well, let's just say that Seamus isn't exactly the umm…best singer in the world.
Everyone laughed when he was through. They were all sitting down when Harry spoke up. "Well, that was a lot of fun! Let's do it again tomorrow night!" he said with an evil grin.
"Yeah!" everyone else exclaimed. Draco caught Hermione's eye and winked at her. After a few minutes everyone went to bed.
What fun tomorrow night would be!