Disclaimer: Do I really need one? Oh well, plot=mine, characters=Squaresoft
~Outside the bathroom door (someone's showering)~
(everyone) whisper muffled laughter whisper
"Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy DO!"
(everyone) snickering more muffled laughter
"Oh aaaaaaahhhhhhhIIIIIIIII am so lonely! I'm a man who would kill for love, I'D KILL for LOVE! OH aaaaaaahhhI'M A PHONEY VALENTINO!!!"
(everyone) great bursts of laughter
"I'm a man who would kill for, man who would kill for, MAN-WHO-WOULD-KILL!---FOR LOVE!"
(Aeris/Aerith) "STOP! This is too funny! Please stop!"
(Yuffie) "YES! PLEASE STOP SINGING!"
(Tifa) "No! I think it's cool! Please go on!"
(Marlene) "Please!"
(Cid) "Yeah you're great!"
(everyone except Cid) awkward silence all looking worried at Cid – they all move one step away
~Inside bathroom, Vincent quickly throws a bathrobe over himself~
beads of sweat down Vincent's head
(Vincent says rather embarrassed) "Oh…cripes…"
(Aeris) "What was that you were singing anyway?"
~Vincent steps out, hair dripping, face a mass of embarrassed red tones in a red bathrobe~
(Vincent mumbles) "I forget the name, and most of the words…"
(Cloud) "Well that was good entertainment for what? Twenty-seven seconds?"
(Tifa) "No I think it was twenty-eight."
(Aeris/Aerith) "You're BOTH wrong, it was twenty-nine seconds of entertainment."
(Barret) "Look it was about… yeah, thirty seconds."
(Red XIII) "I hafta been in this fanfic y'know!"
(Cait Sith) "Hey don't forget me!"
(All except Cait Sith) "SHUT UP!"
(Vincent) "Would you mind if I had a shower WITHOUT you all listening outside the door?"
(Yuffie) "Then don't sing so LOUD!!!!"
(Tifa) "This is my third time speaking y'know that?"
(Marlene) "Why am I here?"
(Cloud) "This sucks."
(Yuffie) "I like saying stuff LOUD!!!!!!"
(Cid) "SHUT UP YOU @^*~#!!!"
(All except Cid) "STOP SWEARING!!!!"
(Aeris/Aerith) "This is boring now I'm leaving."
Aeris/Aerith leaves
(Cid) "Me too you all hate me."
Cid leaves
(Red XIII) "Well I ain't doing much so what's the point of me staying here?"
Red XIII pops out of existence
(Cloud) "WOAH! Did you all just see THAT!????"
Cloud starts melting
(Cloud) "WHYYYYY AM IIIIII MELLLTINNNNGGGGG??????!!!!!!"
Cloud is dead
(Green Pig) "Hey guys! I'm bored now you can all melt too!!"
The rest start melting and screaming, okay, wailing
(Green Pig) "All except for Vincent! Because he's too precious!"
(Vincent) "Gee, you melt all my friends and I'm supposed to be happy…?"
(Green Pig) "Oh very well I'll give you Yuffie – AND YOU SHALL MARRY!!!!"
(Vincent and Yuffie) "YAAAAAAAAY!!!"
~Wedding bells~
THE END!!!! Such a nice ending ^_^