IF THE FELLOWSHIP WERE COMPOSED OF ELVES......
Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin'. Or I wouldn't abuse it like this...
Spoilers: not really, but this is a spoof of the FILM, not really the books.
If the fellowship had been composed of elves.....
Alternate storyline to Tolkiens work, starting at the council of Elrond.
Legolas stands. "Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring MUST be destroyed!"
Gimli pistions himself from his seat. " And I suppose you think your the one to do it! "
Legolas, before any other charecter cough*Boromir*cough can interupt walks close to the dwarf, leans down menacingly and says calmly;
"Yes. I do."
Gimli, at a loss for words, shrugs at this point and climbs back on his chair, hastening, because Legolas is trying to foundle his knifes unobtusivly and failing since there on his back and he has to reach.
Turning to Lord Elrond, Legolas states again that he will take the ring, glaring at both Baggins so as to disencourage them to agrue, or, heavens forbid, tag along.
Aragorn stands.
"I will go with you, Legolas, for this ring is bound to my blood line..."
A random elf giggles, then recovers and stands. (the dark haired one near Elrond that never stands at council) "Nay, friend Dunaduin, for that would only slow us considerably, for I and my brother will accompany Legolas, and return soon."
Disregarding Strider and nodding to the elf, Legolas scoops up the ring in a *magic elf box* and puts it in his belt pouch. Elrond, who had a romatic notion of sending nine companion to offset the ringwriths, decided three elfs more then made up the balance, and dismissed the shocked council promtly. The elfs, rather then waste any time, set off immediatly, having no need for sleep.
Running tirelessly, they made it to the rocky place loooong before Sauromon sent out he birds, and therefore used the gap of rohan, cutting months off their traveling time.
Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin'. Or I wouldn't abuse it like this...
Spoilers: not really, but this is a spoof of the FILM, not really the books.
If the fellowship had been composed of elves.....
Alternate storyline to Tolkiens work, starting at the council of Elrond.
Legolas stands. "Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring MUST be destroyed!"
Gimli pistions himself from his seat. " And I suppose you think your the one to do it! "
Legolas, before any other charecter cough*Boromir*cough can interupt walks close to the dwarf, leans down menacingly and says calmly;
"Yes. I do."
Gimli, at a loss for words, shrugs at this point and climbs back on his chair, hastening, because Legolas is trying to foundle his knifes unobtusivly and failing since there on his back and he has to reach.
Turning to Lord Elrond, Legolas states again that he will take the ring, glaring at both Baggins so as to disencourage them to agrue, or, heavens forbid, tag along.
Aragorn stands.
"I will go with you, Legolas, for this ring is bound to my blood line..."
A random elf giggles, then recovers and stands. (the dark haired one near Elrond that never stands at council) "Nay, friend Dunaduin, for that would only slow us considerably, for I and my brother will accompany Legolas, and return soon."
Disregarding Strider and nodding to the elf, Legolas scoops up the ring in a *magic elf box* and puts it in his belt pouch. Elrond, who had a romatic notion of sending nine companion to offset the ringwriths, decided three elfs more then made up the balance, and dismissed the shocked council promtly. The elfs, rather then waste any time, set off immediatly, having no need for sleep.
Running tirelessly, they made it to the rocky place loooong before Sauromon sent out he birds, and therefore used the gap of rohan, cutting months off their traveling time.