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Chapter 6

Theme song of Survivor series played…Day 4…

B. C. territory…5:00 am…

"Mou!" Omasu stared at the early morning sky still lying down.

"Couldn't sleep huh?" Saitou walked towards her and made a puff of smoke from his lit cigar.

"Guys? Please keep it down, I'm trying to get some beauty sleep here." Megumi threw a pillow at Omasu.

Omasu smiled. Aoshi meditated on the side corner. As usual…

"Oy! You guys up there! I've prepared breakfast already!" Kenshin waved at them from below.

"It's too early…" Megumi's eyes were half-open.

"Kenshin let me help you with those." Tomoe helped him.

"Alright I'm awake! You guys need help with fire cuz I'm not feeling all jubilant today." Shishio raised his tone.

"Okay lets eat! Don't worry girls and boys, the game has just started." Omasu said with spirited eyes.

F. O. territory…

At exactly 6:00 Enishi woke up with a thud, on his face again...

"What the hell?" He got up instantly only to find out that it was Sanosuke's foot.

Sano was still asleep, snoring. Soujiro on the other hand mumbled about something in his sleep.

"The smile on your face…" He sang again…

Enishi stretched his arms before standing up. He made a serious glance at the sleeping Sano before he executed a kick against his side.

Sano was still asleep. Suddenly he moved close to Enishi and tried to kiss him. Smooch…Smooch…Smooch…

"Eek!!! What ya' tryin ta do man! Stay away from me!!!" Enishi placed his hands against Sano's face to keep him from kissing him.

"Oh my darling! Don't leave me!" Sano spoke out still asleep.

"What's all the commotion there! Can't we all sleep peacefully? Guys what are you dooiing!!! Ahhh!!!" Misao shouted.

"No! It's not what you think noooo!" Enishi still trying to keep Sanosuke away.

Misao darted away from them. Kaoru met her on the way.

"I'm still a minor!!!" Misao shouted as she left the scene.

"Huh?" Kaoru was confused and headed towards Enishi and Sano.

"What the!!! Eek!" She got the nearest thing she could get hold of which was a stool and threw it on Sano.

Boink!!!

"Ahhh!!! That hurts!!!" Sano growled with the pain.

"Sano! What kind of dreams does your mind conjure in your head!" Kaoru shouted at him.

"What? I don't remember? What are you taking about?" He asked with the question marks around.

Enishi was on his side panting as if being chased by a really wild animal for days. He was really…I mean really fuming mad. In an instant he delivered a hard punch on Sanosuke's head.

"What was that for…" Sano was knocked out with a very large bump.

"I'm…not…sleeping…beside…this…lunatic…ever…again!" He panted and let out a sigh.

The rest of the members came up to see what was going on.

"Whoa! What happened here?" Yahiko asked.

"Don't ask." Enishi narrowed his eyebrows.

"Seems like a storm has hit the place." Omime said.

"Sano doesn't look too good." Shougo commented.

"Did both of you have a fight?" Seta asked cheerfully.

"I didn't see anything…I didn't see anything…" Misao was babbling like crazy.

"Don't worry, you can expect anything from Sano." Kaoru said

"I need my oreos…" Enishi replied in monotone.

B. C. territory…

"Not another corny poem…" Omasu sighed.

"Let's read it anyway." Shishio said.

I love fishes if only they'd wink

But some of their kind isn't what you'll think

So ready yourself and take the dive

But I warn you…Will you still be alive?

"Hmm…not as lame as the first one." Saitou commented.

"Well I guess…we're talking about…ummm…" Tomoe couldn't finish her sentence.

"What?" Omasu asked desperately.

* * *

"PIRANHA DIVE! That's our challenge for today girls and boys." Hiko announced.

"A ferocious S. American fresh water fish…" Tomoe keyed in the word piranha on her digital encyclopedia.

"That's right and were going to deal with the largest of their species." Hiko added.

"Which is?" Yahiko questioned.

"The Pygocentrus piraya. It reaches a length of 60 cm (24 in)." Tomoe continued.

"I should take up courses in Marine Biology." Megumi smiled.

"Alright. On this side you will see a river. The area where you guys will play is limited to 100 meters. We sealed both sides with a 10 ofoot net to prevent the piranhas from being taken to the boundary. Now for each tribe, choose a pair to do this challenge which is to find the 5 out of the 10 golden idols at the bottom of this river. The rest of the tribe members would aid the two by luring the piranhas away from their search. I don't care how you do it as long as you do not kill the fishes. The first pair to find the 5 wins.

Any questions?"

"Um, do we have any protective gear?" Kaoru asked.

"Protective gear…Hmm…Sorry." Hiko answered.

"Oro!"

"…" No reaction from Aoshi.

"I'll give you 5 minutes to decide the pair and plan your strategy." Hiko waited and checked his watch.

F. O.

"I'll go for it." Enishi said calmly.

"You're kidding right?" Misao questioned surprisingly.

"Maybe you wanna go?" Enishi raised an eyebrow.

"No that's okay. Hehehe." She said.

"So Kaoru, how bout you? You know with that face of yours, you could scare those piranhas away without us helping." Sano grinned.

"What! I'm not going to take my chances! What if…My whole beauty will be ruined!"

"Girl, your beauty is already ruined. Haven't you looked at yourself in the mirror?" Yahiko added.

Kaoru punched Yahiko.

"Ow! Why you!"

"Break it up guys. We have a better chance of winning this game if Sanosuke and Enishi were to look for it. I have observed their play. It seems that they could pull this off without getting hurt." Shougo suggested.

"Come to think of it, I don't think you guys are scared of a fish." Omime said.

"C'mon. I've handled a lot of great feats in my life." Sano bragged.

"Yeah right." Kaoru said sarcastically.

"Speaking of fish, it's making my stomach growl. I feel hungry…" Sano touched his belly.

"Sano, we just had breakfast 30 minutes ago." Seta replied.

"Hmm…I wonder how piranhas taste like." Enishi thought to himself.

B. C.

"Okay guys. That's our plan. While Saitou and me search for the idols while the rest of you follow our stategy okay? Shishio instructed.

"Got it." They answered.

"Times up guys. We're about to commence this challenge."

The two tribes positioned.

"Bloody Cigar, I knew you lost the last challenge, but don't worry. You can win this one. Alright survivors ready…GO!"

PIRANHA TALK…

"Yo buddy, lunch is about to be served."

"C'mon lets get it guys!"

"Woohoo, fresh meat is on the way."

* * *

"Enishi…I'm starved…I wanna eat fish."

"C'mon Sano, we can eat after we pull off this challenge, look I think I see one over there."

"Kaoru! You're scaring the fishes away!" Yahiko admonished her.

"What do you mean? I'm attracting them with my beautiful smooth skin!"

"Oro help! I think they're trying to eat me!" Kenshin was being chased by a school of piranhas.

"Baka! Use your sword Kenshin!" Megumi shouted at him.

PIRANHA TALK…

"Eek…Stay away from that one, the one with the pink ribbon and ponytail."

"look guys, it's a skinny one, lets get him first."

"But I want the other one."

"We have a better chance of getting this one."

* * *

"This leave me no alternative. Hiten Mitsurugi…Ryu SPLASH Sen!"

With this technique he created a barrier of water splash which gave him time to swim farther away from them.

"Tomoe what are you doing?" Omasu asked.

"I'm trying to attract them by creating vibrations in the water with this stick. It attracts them more."

"Let me help you." Aoshi helped her.

"Well it looks like the B. C. is leading with 3 golden idols." Hiko announced.

"Shishio look, the piranhas are guarding that idol." Saitou said.

"I don't care. I'll dive first."

"I found the 3rd one." Enishi said.

"Hi little fishes. Come to me." Seta smiled.

"Come her ya wimpy piranhas! What's the matter, scared of us!" Misao taunted them.

With that remark, the fishes charged towards their direction.

"Ahhh!" Yahiko shouted.

"Sanosuke I need one more idol and it's stuck at the bottom. Oh no I think they're coming this way. Distract them okay."

"Enishi wait…" Before Sano could finish, Enishi dove to get the last idol.

"Darn!"

"It looks like we have a tie here. 4-4." Hiko spoke.

"Come back here you fish!" Saitou chased the fish with the idol on its mouth.

A school of piranhas were heading on Sanosuke's direction.

"Sano! Watch out!" Omime shouted.

"We couldn't stop them!" Misao added.

"Don't worry guys! It's payback time." In an instant Sano placed a bib around his neck and got out his trusty knife and fork.

"LUNCH is served!" He licked his lips with roasted fishes visualizing on his eyes.

With his statement, the piranhas swam away with no hesitation.

"Sano! Don't kill them or we'll be disqualified!" Shougo reminded him.

"I know that! After this is over…I'm going to have some piranhas for lunch…Bwahahaha!!!" He chased them.

"Got it!" Enishi shouted.

"That's the 5th one! We won!" Yahiko shouted.

"Is it over? Who won?" Shishio was confused.

"Alright guys, looks like the Fishy Oreo tribe won again. Sorry. Better luck next time again. Wonderful fight and for your prize, this "sinugbahan" (Grill) set donated by the Aka-Shirobeko." Hiko said.

"Darn it!" Shishio was very angry.

"Hey guys! Does that mean I can eat all of these." He showed them his catch.

"Sure! We'll roast them with this." Yahiko showed him their prize.

"Yeah!" Thay all shouted.


B. C.

"I don't get it? We're a perfect tribe. We're sanitary, united…While the other tribe is made up of mostly a bunch of hippie delinquent youngsters. Five out of eight of them to be precise." Saitou commented.

"I'd say…Especially that free-loader Sanosuke." Megumi added.

"C'mon guys…" Kenshin said.

"It doesn't matter if we lose or not." Tomoe tried to cheer them up.

"It's how you play the game." Aoshi spoke miracously.

"Yeah. We'll…It's tribal council tommorow." Omasu said.

"Don't remind me." Shishio is so hot.

"Oops…Sorry." She said.

* * *

Day 5…F. O. territory…

"It's BARBECUE time!" Sano shouted at everyone.

"Yeah!!!"

"Let's eat!" Misao shouted.

"Wait!" Shougo stopped them.

"Huh?" Yahiko asked.

"Before we eat, let us first thank the Lord for the wonderful gifts he has bestowed upon us all."

"Okay." They all answered.

"Bless us O' Lord and these thy gifts…" He prayed.

Sano mumbled. Enishi nudged him.

"Shhh…" He whispered to Sano.

"Thru Christ our lord Amen." He finished.

"Amen." They all said.

"Now let's eat!" Sano shouted.

"Yeah!" Everybody answered.

"This really taste great. What is it?" Kaoru asked.

"Oh that? What is that doing here? Hmm…It's a frog." Sano answered.

"What?! Pheh…Phew…Phew…" She looked green all over.

"We've got some cassava and bananas here." Yahiko and Misao brought some.

"Hey I know what. Lets play a game with those fruits!" Seta suggested.

"Let's have a…Um…Banana eating contest!" Enishi suggested.

"Good idea." Omime commented.

"Oh…Oh…I love bananas!" Kaoru smiled.

"Contestants ready…Go!" Enishi shouted.

"The more bananas you eat, the better chance of winning." Shougo said.

"Looks like Misao's leading with 3 bananas, Yahiko with 2 and Kaoru with 1.

"So Seta, how come you're not joining." Sano asked him.

"Oh me? No. I'm not a banana fanatic. If it we're rice cake and some nuts, I'd surely join." He smiled.

"Oh no! Looks like Yahiko's the leader now!" Shougo announced.

"Only 60 seconds left guys." Enishi said.

"No. I'm not going to be beaten by these. It would be so insulting." Kaoru thought.

"Oh…looks like its Kaoru leading now with 6 bananas…Who will it be guys?" Seta shouted.

"Hi'm nout woosing towan wuguly gurl waik wuyou." Yahiko told Kaoru with his mouth full.

"Hwand so woud wai." She said also with her mouth full.

"10 seconds…And…3…2…1…STOP!" Enishi said.

"And the winner is…Kaoru with a record of 10 bananas followed by Misao with 8 then Yahiko with 7." Seta congratulated them.

"Huh? I won…I won…I won…!" Kaoru screamed to the top of her lungs.

"Know what Kaoru, if you eat too much bananas…You'll turn into a MONKEY! Hahahaha!" Yahiko shouted.

"Hey! Why you!" She chased him around.

"That was quite a game." Shougo said.

"I'd say." Seta added.

* * *

Personal talks…

Shishio: Grrr…I'm not in the mood.

Saitou: I hate that rooster head Sano.

Tomoe: We'll have our chance next time.

Omasu: And Shishio told us that we're the strongest.

Kenshin: Oro…Um…Oro?

Aoshi: I Guess Shishio is not the strongest after all.

Megumi: These challenges are a bit too extreme…What if somebody gets hurt?!

Enishi: Fishy Oreo Rulez!!!

Sanosuke: Yeah! Fishy Oreo Rulez!!!

Kaoru: Hmp…I can't wait to vote off that Yahiko and Sanosuke. Just you wait. Hahahaha! Oops sorry…People are watching.

Misao: I love this tribe.

Seta: Smiley…Smiley…Smiley…

Shougo: I thank the God all mighty for blessing my tribe and me.

Omime: Our host seems really nice. (Blush)

Yahiko: Kaoru sucks man…I can't wait to kick her out.

* * *

Tribal Council…

"Wow. Very disappointing B. C. for having two consecutive losses. How do you guys feel?" Hiko asked.

"Don't ask." Shishio answered.

"Don't mind him." Megumi said.

"Alright since all of you seem too hostile to talk so let's get on with it. Megumi, you go first."

"K." She headed towards the voting area.

The rest followed. Kenshin: Um…Oro…I'm so sorry for voting you off but if I don't then things could get pretty ugly. (Camera shifts towards the boiling Shishio) Know what I mean. Sorry Omasu. Aoshi: I don't like you attitude. That's all. (Shishio). Shishio: I vote for the weak and you're next on my list. Sorry. (Omasu). Everyone finished voting. Hiko now tallied the votes.

"Here it is. Once each is read, the decision is final. First vote, Shishio."

"Second vote, Omasu."

"Omasu."

"Shishio"

"Omasu."

"Shishio."

"Last and final vote…Omasu…It's time for you to go." Hiko put out the flame of her torch.

"Thanks you guys. I had such a great time." She hugged Megumi and Tomoe.

"The rest of you head back to camp. We'll see each other again tomorrow. Be ready."

No one spoke but answered with their eyes as they headed towards their camp as the wind blew silently through the night.

Survival team played…End of day 5…


Author's notes: Gomenasai minna san for this chapter…So sorry. Too much homework, tests, school stuff, ya' know. _ Don't worry I promise to finish this fanfic. Waah I'm also having summer class, which would also prolong the next chapter…forgive me. Okay that about wraps this chapter up, hope you had a laugh. K bye.

End of day 4 and 5…