Wagging Their Tales In Shame
Cinderella with TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Jadyn and her Tajiri doll. *cuddles it*
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-We open with JADYN in her chair, paging through her book of stories. She looks perplexed-
JADYN: Well, my darlings, I have decided what story I want to do, but I don't know who to have do it. So I'm gonna spin the WHEEL OF INDECISION!
-JADYN spins a large, multicolored wheel that has magically appeared. It lands on TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON-
JADYN: Ooh! Yay! These are the perfect people for today's story!
-With the customary *poof*, TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON appear in various places around the room-
TAJIRI: Amamrigiloogilo! (Well, that's what it sounded like to Jadyn!)
JADYN: Oh, sorry, Buzzsaw. I don't speak Chinese.
TORRIE WILSON: He's Japanese. And why are we here?
JADYN: Haven't you been paying attention for the last two chapters? You three get to act out my story. And today's fable is Cinderella.
LINDA McMAHON: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Cinderella!
JADYN: No! You get to be evil step-mommy! And Torrie will be the Prince, and Tajiri will be Cinderella.
TORRIE WILSON: Okay, uh, that's messed up.
JADYN: I know you are, but what am I? Now we have to start.
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CINDERELLA with TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON
-The curtains open with TAJIRI standing center stage, "sweeping" and wearing a tattered dress. He is mumbling Japanese swears. LINDA McMAHON is standing off to the side, wearing a giant, neon orange ball gown. And TORRIE WILSON is sitting in a chair she had brought to the side of the stage. She is wearing a white tuxedo that is at least five sizes too big-
NARRATOR: There once was a chick named Cinderella. She was all dirty and kinda obsessive with cleaning, but she was supposedly very pretty. One day, the local prince threw a ball… well, actually it was his mother, if you believe in that Rodgers & Hammerstein shit… but I digress. Anyway, the prince threw a ball to look for his future queen.
TORRIE WILSON: Hey, I'm throwing a ball! You bitches better show up!
NARRATOR: So Cinderella begged and pleaded with the evil stepmother to let her go to the damn party. But that ho said no, only if Cinderella could finish all her chores in time. So Cinderella worked very hard to finish all her chores.
TAJIRI: (says something in Japanese)
LINDA McMAHON: No, damn it! You can't go! Not unless you clean my damn house!
TAJIRI: (mutters in Japanese)
NARRATOR: Cinderella finished and junk and went to the damn party. She married the prince and killed her stepmother with butter knife to the scrotum a year later. The end.
JADYN: Hmm… that one was less interesting than my other experiments. Get the fuck out of my study!
-JADYN shoves her guests, still in costume, out the door. Come back next time. If it's just as boring, you get free drinks!-
Cinderella with TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Jadyn and her Tajiri doll. *cuddles it*
~~~
-We open with JADYN in her chair, paging through her book of stories. She looks perplexed-
JADYN: Well, my darlings, I have decided what story I want to do, but I don't know who to have do it. So I'm gonna spin the WHEEL OF INDECISION!
-JADYN spins a large, multicolored wheel that has magically appeared. It lands on TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON-
JADYN: Ooh! Yay! These are the perfect people for today's story!
-With the customary *poof*, TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON appear in various places around the room-
TAJIRI: Amamrigiloogilo! (Well, that's what it sounded like to Jadyn!)
JADYN: Oh, sorry, Buzzsaw. I don't speak Chinese.
TORRIE WILSON: He's Japanese. And why are we here?
JADYN: Haven't you been paying attention for the last two chapters? You three get to act out my story. And today's fable is Cinderella.
LINDA McMAHON: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Cinderella!
JADYN: No! You get to be evil step-mommy! And Torrie will be the Prince, and Tajiri will be Cinderella.
TORRIE WILSON: Okay, uh, that's messed up.
JADYN: I know you are, but what am I? Now we have to start.
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CINDERELLA with TAJIRI, TORRIE WILSON and LINDA McMAHON
-The curtains open with TAJIRI standing center stage, "sweeping" and wearing a tattered dress. He is mumbling Japanese swears. LINDA McMAHON is standing off to the side, wearing a giant, neon orange ball gown. And TORRIE WILSON is sitting in a chair she had brought to the side of the stage. She is wearing a white tuxedo that is at least five sizes too big-
NARRATOR: There once was a chick named Cinderella. She was all dirty and kinda obsessive with cleaning, but she was supposedly very pretty. One day, the local prince threw a ball… well, actually it was his mother, if you believe in that Rodgers & Hammerstein shit… but I digress. Anyway, the prince threw a ball to look for his future queen.
TORRIE WILSON: Hey, I'm throwing a ball! You bitches better show up!
NARRATOR: So Cinderella begged and pleaded with the evil stepmother to let her go to the damn party. But that ho said no, only if Cinderella could finish all her chores in time. So Cinderella worked very hard to finish all her chores.
TAJIRI: (says something in Japanese)
LINDA McMAHON: No, damn it! You can't go! Not unless you clean my damn house!
TAJIRI: (mutters in Japanese)
NARRATOR: Cinderella finished and junk and went to the damn party. She married the prince and killed her stepmother with butter knife to the scrotum a year later. The end.
JADYN: Hmm… that one was less interesting than my other experiments. Get the fuck out of my study!
-JADYN shoves her guests, still in costume, out the door. Come back next time. If it's just as boring, you get free drinks!-