Who Want's to be a Millionaire

A/N: Heh… sorry this took so long Bri… Well I DID finally finish. I'll write one for different contestants if you like this one.

Regis: Hello and welcome to tonight's edition of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" Let's play! But first let's meet the would-be competitors.

D.G.: Would-be? Yeah right! I'm gonna win this game show!

Regis: That is our first competitor, D.G., is from… well… stupid card doesn't say! *Throws card* Oh well we don't really care where you came from anyway welcome!

D.G.: Yeah yeah…

Regis: Our next competitor is Yoshi Dino from Yoshi Island. Welcome!

Yoshi: Yoshi say heylo audience people!

Audience: *A.A.A. meeting people voice* Hello Yoshi.

Yoshi: Hi. Yoshi… Love to eat…

Audience: *claps*

Regis: *under breath* Where did they dig THIS audience up from? *Out loud* Well the next competitor is *pauses* Mario Mario… I think this is a typo…

Mario: LOOK I CAN FLY! *Jumps up in the air a falls on his face*

Regis: *sweatdrop* No… I guess not… Well anyway… the fourth competitor is Ludwig Von Koopa! He is from Bowser's Castle in Dark Land! Welcome to the show!

Ludwig: Thank you ever so kindly good sir. That introduction will be adequate.

All: *stare at Ludwig*

Regis: Moving on…. Our next competitor is Morton Koopa! He is also from Bowser's Castle. Thank you for coming.

Morton: Hello. Hi. Hola. Good evening. What's up? What's happening? What's shaken? What's north and south? What's East Side to West Side? What's goin' on? What's-

Audience: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Morton: Sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to. Won't happen again. I- *Ludwig puts his hand over Morton's mouth*

Ludwig: Please excuse my younger brother. He has some trouble keeping himself from engaging in speech.

All: … What did he say?

D.G.: He means his brother talks too much.

All: Ohhhhh…

Regis: Our next competitor is Princess Peach from Mushroom Kingdom Castle! Let's give her a hand folks!

*All throw fake hands at Peach*

Regis: *sweatdrop* These contestants are driving me CRAZY! … Yoshi? Where's your podium?

Yoshi: Sorry, Yoshi get hungry.

Regis: You ATE your podium?!

Yoshi: Yoshi very sorry.

Regis: Our final, *under breath* THANK GOD *out loud*, contestant is Wario.

Mario: HI WARIO!!! *Waves at him furiously*

Wario: Can I hurt him?

Regis: Sorry but no.

Wario: Dang. This game show stinks! Can I hurt him? *Points to Ludwig*

Regis: No.

Wario: Him? *Points to Yoshi*

Regis: No.

Wario: Her? *Points to D.G.*

Regis: No.

Wario: Her? *Points to Peach*

Regis: No.

Wario: Him? *Points to Morton*

Regis: Well… Okay sure why not?

Wario: YES! *Begins to beat up Morton*

Morton: OWCH! STOP THAT! CEASE AND DESIST! QUIT IT! DON'T DO THAT! ARG!!! *Passes out*

Regis: At least now he'll be quiet…

Mario: Is quiet a food? I'm hungry…

Regis: Lemme tell you a secret… I DON'T CARE!!!! And now because I don't feel like giving any of you a FAIR chance of getting into the special chair- *chair sparkles*

All: Ooooohhhh… Special chair….

Regis: We have put all the contestant's faces on a dartboard and to decide the contestant the gets to sit in the special chair- *Chair sparkles*

All: Oooohhh… Special chair…

Regis: Stop doing that… Your scaring me… so anyway I'm just going to throw a dart at the board and whoever's face it lands on gets to go in the… *looks around* Special Chair. *pauses*

All: …. Ooooohh…. Special Chair….

Regis: … Anyway… *throws dart at board* *it lands on Morton* … This is just great… *they put the still unconscious Morton in the chair*

Morton: …

Regis: First question. For a hundred dollars. How many lives is a cat fabled to have? A. 2 B. 7 C. 9 D. 8

Morton: *lays motionless in the chair*…

Regis: Umm… Would you like use a lifeline?

Morton: …

Regis: Are you sure… I mean IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?

Morton: …

Regis: *sweatdrop* Well I'm afraid that's all the time we have for tonight's show. Goodnight folks.

D.G.: THIS SHOW IS RIGGED!!!!

Regis: Of course it is. How else would I be so rich?

THE END… Till next time…

Mario: I WON!!!! HORAY!!!

Yoshi: That so sad…