SEUNG MI NA
After many grueling travels and battles, MiNa encountered Hwang.
"MiNa!" Hwang said sternly. "I've finally found you. Your father orders you to return home immediately!"
"My father, my father," MiNa sneered. "Don't you have anything better to say?"
"Huh?" Hwang said, taken aback.
"I mean, you're always following his orders! And you do it gladly! Don't you have a mind of your own?"
"I don't see what this has to do with anything--" Hwang began, but MiNa pounded her glaive on the ground, interrupting Hwang.
"It's got everything to do with everything!" she said. "You can't stand up to him, can you?!"
"What?"
"You're scared to tell Father 'no,' When Han Myong speaks, you jump -- doing the splits, no less...You're such a wuss!" MiNa yelled.
Hwang could only sputter: "What--I--you...little...TAKE THAT BACK!"
"No!" MiNa said, drawing up to her full height. "It's true; you're a wuss and a loser! You can't stand up for yourself against my dad!
"I can too tell him no," Hwang protested. "I refused to marry *you* when he asked me to."
"That's 'cause you're more scared of me than of him!"
"WHAAAT?!" Hwang yelled incredulously.
"In fact, you're scared of women, period!" MiNa said, triumphantly.
"That's not true! How could I fear the weaker sex? BAH!"
"You've never had a girlfriend, have you?"
Hwang was silent, lost for a reply.
"You've never gone on a DATE!" MiNa said. "'Cause you're too scared to ask a woman out!"
"I am not yet ready for courtship," Hwang said tightly, controlling his anger. "I--"
"I can see that, looking at your wardrobe," MiNa said. "Either you dress like a dandy pansy or you go overboard on the bare chest look. Even back since the first quest for the sword of salvation! And what's up with all the style-stealing and dancing? I swear, sometimes you're a total embarrassment to the nation of Korea!
"You sure are an embarrassment to me!" she finished, red-faced with vented anger.
Hwang was stunned into silence.
"Well?" MiNa demanded. "Don't you have anything to say?"
"Gosh, MiNa, I never knew you thought that about me," Hwang said, sheepishly. "Did--did you really mean it when you said I dress 'dandy?'"
"Yes, I did!" MiNa huffed. Then she gaped incredulously at Hwang, who began smiling like he'd been praised by his truest love.
"YES! I have reached the level of 'Dandy!'" Hwang exulted, going into a whole set of victory splits. "I am finally ready to become the 'Dandy Dancing Machine of the Coastal Defense Force!' Suck on that Maxi, you Japanese dog of a pirate, you!"
(Somewhere on the high seas, Maxi sneezed loudly three times. "Somebody's talkin' about me again...man, it's hard being dandy...")
MiNa shuddered with revulsion. She'd found Hwang because she'd thought he was the only guy she would ever consider marrying. And truth be told, he still was, but right now even the Kim heir was looking better in comparison. Drastic action was required.
"Hwang, I must continue my quest for independence," MiNa said softly. "But before I do, for the sake of my as-yet-hypothetical future love life, I've got to BEAT THE FOP OUT OF YOU!"
(Author's Note: More fun with Hwang. I [like too many others on this web site] actually think he and SM will make a great couple, but neither is ready for the other yet. )
After many grueling travels and battles, MiNa encountered Hwang.
"MiNa!" Hwang said sternly. "I've finally found you. Your father orders you to return home immediately!"
"My father, my father," MiNa sneered. "Don't you have anything better to say?"
"Huh?" Hwang said, taken aback.
"I mean, you're always following his orders! And you do it gladly! Don't you have a mind of your own?"
"I don't see what this has to do with anything--" Hwang began, but MiNa pounded her glaive on the ground, interrupting Hwang.
"It's got everything to do with everything!" she said. "You can't stand up to him, can you?!"
"What?"
"You're scared to tell Father 'no,' When Han Myong speaks, you jump -- doing the splits, no less...You're such a wuss!" MiNa yelled.
Hwang could only sputter: "What--I--you...little...TAKE THAT BACK!"
"No!" MiNa said, drawing up to her full height. "It's true; you're a wuss and a loser! You can't stand up for yourself against my dad!
"I can too tell him no," Hwang protested. "I refused to marry *you* when he asked me to."
"That's 'cause you're more scared of me than of him!"
"WHAAAT?!" Hwang yelled incredulously.
"In fact, you're scared of women, period!" MiNa said, triumphantly.
"That's not true! How could I fear the weaker sex? BAH!"
"You've never had a girlfriend, have you?"
Hwang was silent, lost for a reply.
"You've never gone on a DATE!" MiNa said. "'Cause you're too scared to ask a woman out!"
"I am not yet ready for courtship," Hwang said tightly, controlling his anger. "I--"
"I can see that, looking at your wardrobe," MiNa said. "Either you dress like a dandy pansy or you go overboard on the bare chest look. Even back since the first quest for the sword of salvation! And what's up with all the style-stealing and dancing? I swear, sometimes you're a total embarrassment to the nation of Korea!
"You sure are an embarrassment to me!" she finished, red-faced with vented anger.
Hwang was stunned into silence.
"Well?" MiNa demanded. "Don't you have anything to say?"
"Gosh, MiNa, I never knew you thought that about me," Hwang said, sheepishly. "Did--did you really mean it when you said I dress 'dandy?'"
"Yes, I did!" MiNa huffed. Then she gaped incredulously at Hwang, who began smiling like he'd been praised by his truest love.
"YES! I have reached the level of 'Dandy!'" Hwang exulted, going into a whole set of victory splits. "I am finally ready to become the 'Dandy Dancing Machine of the Coastal Defense Force!' Suck on that Maxi, you Japanese dog of a pirate, you!"
(Somewhere on the high seas, Maxi sneezed loudly three times. "Somebody's talkin' about me again...man, it's hard being dandy...")
MiNa shuddered with revulsion. She'd found Hwang because she'd thought he was the only guy she would ever consider marrying. And truth be told, he still was, but right now even the Kim heir was looking better in comparison. Drastic action was required.
"Hwang, I must continue my quest for independence," MiNa said softly. "But before I do, for the sake of my as-yet-hypothetical future love life, I've got to BEAT THE FOP OUT OF YOU!"
(Author's Note: More fun with Hwang. I [like too many others on this web site] actually think he and SM will make a great couple, but neither is ready for the other yet. )