Okay, I released another little one-chapter thing, in the Original Humor section called I Can't Believe It's Not Canned Spinach. Read it, I swear you'll think it's funny!!! It's the product of boredom, Mountain Dew, and Twinkies. It has a lot of jokes I wanted to get out because this story is so serious. So... *takes out a pocket watch and swings it back and forth* you're going to read it after this... you're going to read it after this... you're going to read it after this... did it work?
Okay, the Document Manager is a pain in the ass so I'm going to tell you here. I forgot to put down that Billy's hands are Dragon Hide, too, but they're human skin colored.
Yay!!! I thought of a few (keyword: few) jokes to put in this one!!! Some are cheesy, but I laughed out loud at one of them!!!
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Chapter 42: Rebirth And The Beginning
"Okay," said Brian when Black led them down to the second floor, "what's your big plan, Black?"
"I'd like to know, too..." Groaned Billy.
"Okay," Black said, and walked over to a wall with two computers in it that Brian hadn't noticed before. "We can clone you, Billy."
"But I'd still die..." Billy started, but Black interrupted him.
"I got a good look into this system before I took Platinum's job. You can copy memories and ideas into the clone's head. The clone will remember everything the original did."
"So, technically I'd die," Billy said, his eyes lighting up with excitement, "but technically I'll live, too."
"Yes, it's the only choice we have, Billy, that or die," Black said, walking closer to the computer.
Billy thought for a moment, then said, "do it."
"Okay," Black said, "we need to put you in that pod over there," he started, turning towards one of the computers, activating it, and typing information down, "and the clone will come out there." He pointed to the adjacent pod.
Brian was sort of relieved to put Billy in the pod, because of the Dragon arms and legs, he was really heavy. "See you," Billy said as Brian shut the door.
"Okay," Black said, finishing typing on the computer, "now we just wait."
Both pods started to glow. Everyone was inwardly praying that nothing would go wrong (but we know better than that, don't we?), that Billy would be okay. After from what the computer said, the process was half done, the other computer screen turned on. Words appeared on it that said, "ACTIVATING DESTINY PROGRAM..." then, "DESTINY PROGRAM ACTIVATED. MODIFYING..."
"What the hell?!!!" Black half-shouted as the screen that words had just appeared changed to show flashes of creatures. They were going by at about a millionth of a second, but Brian could tell they were some sort of creatures.
"Black!!! What's going on?!!!" Brian said, running over to the computer.
"I... I don't know..." Black said, typing down on the computer, but that was only responded with the computer saying, "PROGRAM ENCODED. CANNOT BE SHUTDOWN."
"This can't be good," Wilder stated.
The computer then said, "ENHANCING... BILLY MODIFIED. PROGRAM COMPLETE."
"Billy modified?" Black said, "someone knew this would happen the whole time. No computer's that smart. Let's just hope Billy's alright."
The whole time Ashley was staring at the pod where the new Billy would come out as if she could stare right through the machine, hoping he'd be alright. She didn't know him very well, but he seemed to know Brian and he saved Brian's life, after all. He seemed like a nice guy, but something he'd said bothered her, "there's a lot I haven't told you, Omega. Now I have to atone for my sins." That made Ashley feel uneasy, for some reason.
Finally, on the one still active computer, the word, "COMPLETE" Glowed, and the pod opened. They were all glad to see that Billy looked the same, but was he the same person. "Looks like it worked," he said, "hey, wait a second... I can't remember anything about my history before I was possessed by Black and after that, some little chunks are missing!!!"
They all thought about what he'd said about himself before, but...
"I can't remember, either," they all said at the same time, confused, then even more confused that all of them couldn't remember.
"There's a Mystic here, there's got to be," Billy said, starting to look around, "only one of those things can do something like this."
"Very perceptive," said a Mystic who was tall, skinny, wearing glasses, and white as he stepped out of a corner. "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Nelson. Now that both Alter and Lance have been destroyed, I am the most powerful of the Mystics."
"How about some answers?" Billy said, standing in a ready position that made it very clear he didn't trust Nelson.
"Yes, answers," Nelson said, clapping his hands together, "I'll give as many as I can without interrupting destiny's course."
"Okay," Billy said, "did you erase parts of my memory?"
"Yes," Nelson said, nodding.
"Why the hell did you do that?"
"Because it was supposed to happen," Nelson said, pushing his glasses up, "it's all part of destiny. That worlds will be saved by the human Jeweled One and will sometimes be helped by the one with the power of monsters."
"Power of monsters?" Billy asked. "I don't recall having that before. Of course, now I don't even know what I am because of the curse, which I don't know who the caster was because of you, but you had to have added the power of monsters thing. What did you do to me?"
"I can't tell," Nelson shook his head, "believe me, I want to. I want to help as much as I can, but there are certain things that if I tell you, the whole course of destiny will change, most likely to a much less wanted future."
"Okay," Brian said, "my turn. What did those Mystics do to the worlds? And why are they just like games we've played in my world?"
"I knew you'd ask that," Nelson said, grinning, "that's something I can tell you, because now it's all over. The Mystics interfered with what was going to happen in those worlds, ruining them. Lance was the most powerful, so he supplied most of the magic. Now that he's dead, those worlds should return to normal in a little while. As for why they're like games in your world, consider this: there is an infinite number of galaxies, spread throughout everywhere in the infinite heavens. Couldn't it be possible that there's one world with games of some of the more heroic worlds? Considering the infinite number of worlds, it's actually very likely. There are also several versions of 'your' Earth, too. For example, in one they're already settling on 'your' Mars. In one, there are still slaves, and in one, all humans have a magical familiar for their whole life, yet they don't know any other magic, and nothing else has changed."
"Second question," Brian said, "what did Alter do to my friends?"
"He made all the good Mystics, and himself, alter their memories and send them to the world their current body is from."
"Can I find them?"
"There's only one way," Nelson said, taking a more serious tone, "there are only certain types of magic I can do. I can only get all your friends, with their memories back, by sending them all to your Earth, in their human bodies, of course. They can go through Windows again, but in any other world their form will take place of a species on whichever planet they first went in until they get back to Earth (Author's Note: A little confusing? It means for example, if Cole goes into another world besides Earth, he'll become a Dreamlander again). However, I can't return you to your human self, Omega. I can return you to Earth, with your memories, back to the very day you disappeared. But you'll still be a Jeweled One. Lance wasn't lying when he said there wasn't a cure. But, as you've learned, you can "grow" human skin, and the more you practice it, the tougher and harder to remove it will get. Also, if you concentrate, you can shed the skin without picking at it. You will still have to save worlds, mind you. I can implant in your mind the knowledge of how to cut what you call Windows, like Black does. Will you let me cast the spell? I won't do it without your approval. Also put this in mind, you will still have to go to high school. And, if you want me to, I can also bring your sister there."
Brian looked back at Ashley, who was trying not to nod, and failing, trying to let Brian make his own decision. But Brian had made one even before he looked at her. "Do it," he said.
"Okay," said Nelson, "hang on just a moment," he went into a deep concentration. If Brian hadn't known better, he'd have thought Nelson had fallen asleep standing up. Nelson's hands started glowing, and there was a blinding flash of light.
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Brian hit the puddle of water, but didn't fall through it. "Well," he said, "I'm back. But I have to check that it wasn't just some sort of weird day dream. He pulled on his arm hard, and the skin ripped off slowly, revealing pure white skin underneath. "Whoa," said Brian, "suddenly, life gets more complicated than ever. Now I have to save worlds and be in high school? Oh, well..."
One thing was for sure, he was much more muscular than he had been before he had left Earth. Now he was much more athletic, and he couldn't wait to meet up with the bully who used to pick on him again. No way he was going to be hurt picked on by him now. But he'd still have to be careful. He knew he'd have to live his life more carefully than ever before now that he had powers, but as he walked to his and his friends's house, he still couldn't wait to meet that bully again.
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"Okay, you got rid of them," Billy said after he told Black and Wilder they could now do whatever the hell they wanted, "now what about me? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!"
"I really, really, want to tell you, but I can't," said Nelson, shrugging, "but I've got something to give you to apologize."
"And what might that be?" Billy asked. "To forgive something like this, it better be good..."
"It is. You see," Nelson said, "this was originally my lab, and, well, just come on." He motioned to follow him, walked up to a bare wall, pulled a button out of his pocket, and pressed it. Nothing happened. Nelson pressed it again in confusion, but again nothing happened. He started pressing the button furiously, again and again.
Meanwhile, in another world, Nelson's garage door opened and closed, opened and closed, opened and closed...
"Umm, Nelson?" Billy asked. "Maybe that's not the right remote?"
"Oh," said Nelson, looking at the remote, "you're right." He pulled a different remote out of his pocket, pressed it, and the wall opened.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!!! That was the last one that I laughed out loud at when I thought of. You might not think it's that funny, but I actually have a personal experience that relates to that, so I thought it was funny (yes, I'm really that stupid). I wonder what's behind the wall?
Remember, as soon as you're done reading this paragraph, read I Can't Believe It's Not Canned Spinach!!! I swear it's frickin' hilarious!!! It's chock full of all the silliness and caraziness that I didn't want to put too much of in Omega Factor, because I wanted to keep Omega Factor serious!!! I swear, it's extremely serious and crazy, and all my friends who I show it to before I post it thinks it's hilarious (and they're not just being nice, they don't do that).
Okay, the Document Manager is a pain in the ass so I'm going to tell you here. I forgot to put down that Billy's hands are Dragon Hide, too, but they're human skin colored.
Yay!!! I thought of a few (keyword: few) jokes to put in this one!!! Some are cheesy, but I laughed out loud at one of them!!!
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Chapter 42: Rebirth And The Beginning
"Okay," said Brian when Black led them down to the second floor, "what's your big plan, Black?"
"I'd like to know, too..." Groaned Billy.
"Okay," Black said, and walked over to a wall with two computers in it that Brian hadn't noticed before. "We can clone you, Billy."
"But I'd still die..." Billy started, but Black interrupted him.
"I got a good look into this system before I took Platinum's job. You can copy memories and ideas into the clone's head. The clone will remember everything the original did."
"So, technically I'd die," Billy said, his eyes lighting up with excitement, "but technically I'll live, too."
"Yes, it's the only choice we have, Billy, that or die," Black said, walking closer to the computer.
Billy thought for a moment, then said, "do it."
"Okay," Black said, "we need to put you in that pod over there," he started, turning towards one of the computers, activating it, and typing information down, "and the clone will come out there." He pointed to the adjacent pod.
Brian was sort of relieved to put Billy in the pod, because of the Dragon arms and legs, he was really heavy. "See you," Billy said as Brian shut the door.
"Okay," Black said, finishing typing on the computer, "now we just wait."
Both pods started to glow. Everyone was inwardly praying that nothing would go wrong (but we know better than that, don't we?), that Billy would be okay. After from what the computer said, the process was half done, the other computer screen turned on. Words appeared on it that said, "ACTIVATING DESTINY PROGRAM..." then, "DESTINY PROGRAM ACTIVATED. MODIFYING..."
"What the hell?!!!" Black half-shouted as the screen that words had just appeared changed to show flashes of creatures. They were going by at about a millionth of a second, but Brian could tell they were some sort of creatures.
"Black!!! What's going on?!!!" Brian said, running over to the computer.
"I... I don't know..." Black said, typing down on the computer, but that was only responded with the computer saying, "PROGRAM ENCODED. CANNOT BE SHUTDOWN."
"This can't be good," Wilder stated.
The computer then said, "ENHANCING... BILLY MODIFIED. PROGRAM COMPLETE."
"Billy modified?" Black said, "someone knew this would happen the whole time. No computer's that smart. Let's just hope Billy's alright."
The whole time Ashley was staring at the pod where the new Billy would come out as if she could stare right through the machine, hoping he'd be alright. She didn't know him very well, but he seemed to know Brian and he saved Brian's life, after all. He seemed like a nice guy, but something he'd said bothered her, "there's a lot I haven't told you, Omega. Now I have to atone for my sins." That made Ashley feel uneasy, for some reason.
Finally, on the one still active computer, the word, "COMPLETE" Glowed, and the pod opened. They were all glad to see that Billy looked the same, but was he the same person. "Looks like it worked," he said, "hey, wait a second... I can't remember anything about my history before I was possessed by Black and after that, some little chunks are missing!!!"
They all thought about what he'd said about himself before, but...
"I can't remember, either," they all said at the same time, confused, then even more confused that all of them couldn't remember.
"There's a Mystic here, there's got to be," Billy said, starting to look around, "only one of those things can do something like this."
"Very perceptive," said a Mystic who was tall, skinny, wearing glasses, and white as he stepped out of a corner. "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Nelson. Now that both Alter and Lance have been destroyed, I am the most powerful of the Mystics."
"How about some answers?" Billy said, standing in a ready position that made it very clear he didn't trust Nelson.
"Yes, answers," Nelson said, clapping his hands together, "I'll give as many as I can without interrupting destiny's course."
"Okay," Billy said, "did you erase parts of my memory?"
"Yes," Nelson said, nodding.
"Why the hell did you do that?"
"Because it was supposed to happen," Nelson said, pushing his glasses up, "it's all part of destiny. That worlds will be saved by the human Jeweled One and will sometimes be helped by the one with the power of monsters."
"Power of monsters?" Billy asked. "I don't recall having that before. Of course, now I don't even know what I am because of the curse, which I don't know who the caster was because of you, but you had to have added the power of monsters thing. What did you do to me?"
"I can't tell," Nelson shook his head, "believe me, I want to. I want to help as much as I can, but there are certain things that if I tell you, the whole course of destiny will change, most likely to a much less wanted future."
"Okay," Brian said, "my turn. What did those Mystics do to the worlds? And why are they just like games we've played in my world?"
"I knew you'd ask that," Nelson said, grinning, "that's something I can tell you, because now it's all over. The Mystics interfered with what was going to happen in those worlds, ruining them. Lance was the most powerful, so he supplied most of the magic. Now that he's dead, those worlds should return to normal in a little while. As for why they're like games in your world, consider this: there is an infinite number of galaxies, spread throughout everywhere in the infinite heavens. Couldn't it be possible that there's one world with games of some of the more heroic worlds? Considering the infinite number of worlds, it's actually very likely. There are also several versions of 'your' Earth, too. For example, in one they're already settling on 'your' Mars. In one, there are still slaves, and in one, all humans have a magical familiar for their whole life, yet they don't know any other magic, and nothing else has changed."
"Second question," Brian said, "what did Alter do to my friends?"
"He made all the good Mystics, and himself, alter their memories and send them to the world their current body is from."
"Can I find them?"
"There's only one way," Nelson said, taking a more serious tone, "there are only certain types of magic I can do. I can only get all your friends, with their memories back, by sending them all to your Earth, in their human bodies, of course. They can go through Windows again, but in any other world their form will take place of a species on whichever planet they first went in until they get back to Earth (Author's Note: A little confusing? It means for example, if Cole goes into another world besides Earth, he'll become a Dreamlander again). However, I can't return you to your human self, Omega. I can return you to Earth, with your memories, back to the very day you disappeared. But you'll still be a Jeweled One. Lance wasn't lying when he said there wasn't a cure. But, as you've learned, you can "grow" human skin, and the more you practice it, the tougher and harder to remove it will get. Also, if you concentrate, you can shed the skin without picking at it. You will still have to save worlds, mind you. I can implant in your mind the knowledge of how to cut what you call Windows, like Black does. Will you let me cast the spell? I won't do it without your approval. Also put this in mind, you will still have to go to high school. And, if you want me to, I can also bring your sister there."
Brian looked back at Ashley, who was trying not to nod, and failing, trying to let Brian make his own decision. But Brian had made one even before he looked at her. "Do it," he said.
"Okay," said Nelson, "hang on just a moment," he went into a deep concentration. If Brian hadn't known better, he'd have thought Nelson had fallen asleep standing up. Nelson's hands started glowing, and there was a blinding flash of light.
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Brian hit the puddle of water, but didn't fall through it. "Well," he said, "I'm back. But I have to check that it wasn't just some sort of weird day dream. He pulled on his arm hard, and the skin ripped off slowly, revealing pure white skin underneath. "Whoa," said Brian, "suddenly, life gets more complicated than ever. Now I have to save worlds and be in high school? Oh, well..."
One thing was for sure, he was much more muscular than he had been before he had left Earth. Now he was much more athletic, and he couldn't wait to meet up with the bully who used to pick on him again. No way he was going to be hurt picked on by him now. But he'd still have to be careful. He knew he'd have to live his life more carefully than ever before now that he had powers, but as he walked to his and his friends's house, he still couldn't wait to meet that bully again.
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"Okay, you got rid of them," Billy said after he told Black and Wilder they could now do whatever the hell they wanted, "now what about me? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!"
"I really, really, want to tell you, but I can't," said Nelson, shrugging, "but I've got something to give you to apologize."
"And what might that be?" Billy asked. "To forgive something like this, it better be good..."
"It is. You see," Nelson said, "this was originally my lab, and, well, just come on." He motioned to follow him, walked up to a bare wall, pulled a button out of his pocket, and pressed it. Nothing happened. Nelson pressed it again in confusion, but again nothing happened. He started pressing the button furiously, again and again.
Meanwhile, in another world, Nelson's garage door opened and closed, opened and closed, opened and closed...
"Umm, Nelson?" Billy asked. "Maybe that's not the right remote?"
"Oh," said Nelson, looking at the remote, "you're right." He pulled a different remote out of his pocket, pressed it, and the wall opened.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!!! That was the last one that I laughed out loud at when I thought of. You might not think it's that funny, but I actually have a personal experience that relates to that, so I thought it was funny (yes, I'm really that stupid). I wonder what's behind the wall?
Remember, as soon as you're done reading this paragraph, read I Can't Believe It's Not Canned Spinach!!! I swear it's frickin' hilarious!!! It's chock full of all the silliness and caraziness that I didn't want to put too much of in Omega Factor, because I wanted to keep Omega Factor serious!!! I swear, it's extremely serious and crazy, and all my friends who I show it to before I post it thinks it's hilarious (and they're not just being nice, they don't do that).