1 Disclaimer- Jhonen owns all the cool IZ characters; not me *pout* but I
do own this awesome Pen! *Holds up a cool green/purple gel pen*
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"Oh my god!" Crystal said before colapsing into her lap chair, her crystal blue eyes sparkling with tears, "We can't die! We haven't really lived,"
Gold just stood there, her face frozen in shock.
"But…but I can't die…I haven't had sex with Purple yet," Silver said as she shut off the screen.
They all just sat there, thinking of a plan to avoid their untimely death/murder. After a few hours of silence with no progress, they fell into an uneasy sleep.
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Purple, Red, and Zim were walking down the Irken Academy hall when they came up to a small group of girls, all giggling and pointing at them.
Purple, Red, and Zim were the cutest and most popular Irkens in the Academy and were proud of it. (This was before Pur/Red's growth spurt…so they are about even with Zim…)
"Hi ladies!" They said in unison, flashing their brilliant smiles.
They giggled more and moved out of the way when the boys passed them.
They continued to walk to their next class, Scythe Fighting 101.
"Well, here we go…" Zim said as he opened the door and they all walked in.
The classroom was kind of like a small gym with a small arrangement of desks in the corner. Scythes were hanging on the walls on racks and armor was also hanging on the wall.
They were the only people they knew of that signed up for that class, but as they looked around, there were already three people in the room. All of them were already wearing their own armor in various colors. All three of them grabbed scythes and went into fighting position. One of them said something to the other, making them mad.
"What the…" Red said as two of the Irkens skillfully began to twirl their scythes and fight each other, the other one laughing on the side.
The scythes were not the practicing ones, but the one reserved for the most advanced scythe fighters: the double-ended scythes.
They skillfully fought and blocked and looked as if they were really going for the kill.
They boys watched in amazement as the one on the side skillfully high jumped and landed in the middle of the fight. They were all battling the other two and they all seemed to be going for the kill. The third one, in light green armor knocked over the second one, in light purple, and put one end of the scythe to their neck. The purple one kicked the scythe out of the green's hands and jumped up. The first one, in light red, took the chance and went after the green one from behind. The green one turned just in time to see red racing forward. Green did a hand spring over red's head and retreived her scythe from the other side. The purple one and the red one looked at each other. The red one nodded and they both raced forward towards green. Green whacked them in the head with the handle and knocked them to the ground. The scythe's ends were pointed to both their necks. The two on the ground dropped their scythes and raised their hands in surrender. The green one laughed and let them get up. They all shook hands and began to talk and laugh hysterically.
Red, Purple, and Zim exchanged glances and looked back to the three fighters.
"I'm going in," Purple said as he walked forward towards them. "Hey guys! Great fight! Must give you great muscles…you guys must have tons of girls chasing after you! You guys in the Scythe Fighters of Irk team?"
"No," They all said.
"Oh, and by the way, we prefer guys," the purple one said as they all pulled off their helmets.
Purple stood there, his mouth gaping. They were girls?
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Crystal woke up just in time to see the computer announce an incoming message. She quickly woke up Gold and Silver. They all sat down in lab chairs and Silver turned on the screen.
"Hello,"
It was the Tallest.
"Hello Purple…Red," Silver said a disgusted look on her face. Gold and Crystal the same.
"We just want to talk," Purple said.
"Why? So you can track our location so the Irken soldiers will know where to find us?" Crystal said, almost screaming.
"No! That's not it, we really want to talk to you about a proposition…"
"Yeah, right, and I'm the tooth fairy! Give it up…" Gold said as she turned off the screen.
"Well, looks like they're more desperate than we thought." Crystal said. "But, I don't know about you, but I have a plan."
"For what?" Silver asked, fully confused.
"The one on how to avoid the Irken soldiers moron!"
"Oh! That one! Go on…" Silver and Gold said.
"Well, we hack into Zim's computer, that's where you come in Silver, and find the location. Then we pack up. We put the house in pod form like in the first episode. We build a version of the voot cruisers and go to Zim's. We say that if he will harbor us, we will help him destroy Earth."
"But what if he says no?" Gold asked.
"I already figured out that one. We simply say that if he doesn't harbor us, we will find Dib and help him destroy Zim, and save the Earth,"
"But isn't that black mail?" Silver questioned.
"Well…I guess…let's just hope he doesn't say no…I'd hate to have to hurt him."
"Well, I'll start hacking…the Irken soldiers probably have faster ships, who knows when they could get here…"
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"Got Him! Location is being saved!" Silver said, a triumphant smile on her face.
"Great! Now print out the Voot Cruiser design plans, and the house pod instructions." Crystal said.
"Already did!" Silver said tossing them to Crystal and Gold.
"I'll get to work on the Cruiser…Gold…"
"I know…get to work on the house."
"Here goes nothing!" Crystal said as she walked to the cruiser sector. "Wait! Silver come here! I think I found something!"
"What?" she asked running to catch up.
"Look…Right here in the back it gives you instructions on how to fabricate a cruiser on the main computer system!"
"I'll get to work! You go help Gold. With this, we can leave tonight."
"I'm all over it!"
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"We're done with the pod instructions… all we have to do is push this button!" Gold said as she held up a small remote.
"Good! I'm almost done with the Cruiser. All that has to be done is that we need to press this button…" Silver said as she pressed a blue button the control panel. Suddenly the cruiser slowly fabricated in front of them on the fabrication pad. It was slightly larger than Zim's; big enough for three people.
"Awesome! We leave in five minutes!" Gold said as she called their SIRs. As they all came running up, sipping Suckies, Gold pressed a button on their lower neck that made them transform into little boxes for traveling.
They all climbed into the voot cruiser and they exited through the roof exit. As they exited they the night sky and hovering clouds gave them great cover.
Gold pushed the button and the house suddenly was folded into itself into a small pod-about a one by one cube- labs and all, leaving no sign of them ever living there.
They flew low and Gold leaned out the door to grab the pod.
"Buckle up…we're gonna see how fast this baby will go!" Silver said, shifting the gears into 'Kick Ass Fast'.
But, they were unaware of someone that was watching in the shadows in the back of the cruiser.
Oh! Cliffhanger! This story is getting spooky, Yes? No, not really… Oh well! R&R! Please! I can't stand it anymore! *Runs around the house waving arms around and singing 'Underneath You Clothes' while drinking a Suckie* *Silver walks up* *Ducks to avoid flying Suckie cups* You think this is weird? You should have seen her after she inhaled that can of candy paint up her nose! Man, was that ever crazy! Well…time to go worship Pur…bye-bye now! *Waves*
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"Oh my god!" Crystal said before colapsing into her lap chair, her crystal blue eyes sparkling with tears, "We can't die! We haven't really lived,"
Gold just stood there, her face frozen in shock.
"But…but I can't die…I haven't had sex with Purple yet," Silver said as she shut off the screen.
They all just sat there, thinking of a plan to avoid their untimely death/murder. After a few hours of silence with no progress, they fell into an uneasy sleep.
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Purple, Red, and Zim were walking down the Irken Academy hall when they came up to a small group of girls, all giggling and pointing at them.
Purple, Red, and Zim were the cutest and most popular Irkens in the Academy and were proud of it. (This was before Pur/Red's growth spurt…so they are about even with Zim…)
"Hi ladies!" They said in unison, flashing their brilliant smiles.
They giggled more and moved out of the way when the boys passed them.
They continued to walk to their next class, Scythe Fighting 101.
"Well, here we go…" Zim said as he opened the door and they all walked in.
The classroom was kind of like a small gym with a small arrangement of desks in the corner. Scythes were hanging on the walls on racks and armor was also hanging on the wall.
They were the only people they knew of that signed up for that class, but as they looked around, there were already three people in the room. All of them were already wearing their own armor in various colors. All three of them grabbed scythes and went into fighting position. One of them said something to the other, making them mad.
"What the…" Red said as two of the Irkens skillfully began to twirl their scythes and fight each other, the other one laughing on the side.
The scythes were not the practicing ones, but the one reserved for the most advanced scythe fighters: the double-ended scythes.
They skillfully fought and blocked and looked as if they were really going for the kill.
They boys watched in amazement as the one on the side skillfully high jumped and landed in the middle of the fight. They were all battling the other two and they all seemed to be going for the kill. The third one, in light green armor knocked over the second one, in light purple, and put one end of the scythe to their neck. The purple one kicked the scythe out of the green's hands and jumped up. The first one, in light red, took the chance and went after the green one from behind. The green one turned just in time to see red racing forward. Green did a hand spring over red's head and retreived her scythe from the other side. The purple one and the red one looked at each other. The red one nodded and they both raced forward towards green. Green whacked them in the head with the handle and knocked them to the ground. The scythe's ends were pointed to both their necks. The two on the ground dropped their scythes and raised their hands in surrender. The green one laughed and let them get up. They all shook hands and began to talk and laugh hysterically.
Red, Purple, and Zim exchanged glances and looked back to the three fighters.
"I'm going in," Purple said as he walked forward towards them. "Hey guys! Great fight! Must give you great muscles…you guys must have tons of girls chasing after you! You guys in the Scythe Fighters of Irk team?"
"No," They all said.
"Oh, and by the way, we prefer guys," the purple one said as they all pulled off their helmets.
Purple stood there, his mouth gaping. They were girls?
********
Crystal woke up just in time to see the computer announce an incoming message. She quickly woke up Gold and Silver. They all sat down in lab chairs and Silver turned on the screen.
"Hello,"
It was the Tallest.
"Hello Purple…Red," Silver said a disgusted look on her face. Gold and Crystal the same.
"We just want to talk," Purple said.
"Why? So you can track our location so the Irken soldiers will know where to find us?" Crystal said, almost screaming.
"No! That's not it, we really want to talk to you about a proposition…"
"Yeah, right, and I'm the tooth fairy! Give it up…" Gold said as she turned off the screen.
"Well, looks like they're more desperate than we thought." Crystal said. "But, I don't know about you, but I have a plan."
"For what?" Silver asked, fully confused.
"The one on how to avoid the Irken soldiers moron!"
"Oh! That one! Go on…" Silver and Gold said.
"Well, we hack into Zim's computer, that's where you come in Silver, and find the location. Then we pack up. We put the house in pod form like in the first episode. We build a version of the voot cruisers and go to Zim's. We say that if he will harbor us, we will help him destroy Earth."
"But what if he says no?" Gold asked.
"I already figured out that one. We simply say that if he doesn't harbor us, we will find Dib and help him destroy Zim, and save the Earth,"
"But isn't that black mail?" Silver questioned.
"Well…I guess…let's just hope he doesn't say no…I'd hate to have to hurt him."
"Well, I'll start hacking…the Irken soldiers probably have faster ships, who knows when they could get here…"
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"Got Him! Location is being saved!" Silver said, a triumphant smile on her face.
"Great! Now print out the Voot Cruiser design plans, and the house pod instructions." Crystal said.
"Already did!" Silver said tossing them to Crystal and Gold.
"I'll get to work on the Cruiser…Gold…"
"I know…get to work on the house."
"Here goes nothing!" Crystal said as she walked to the cruiser sector. "Wait! Silver come here! I think I found something!"
"What?" she asked running to catch up.
"Look…Right here in the back it gives you instructions on how to fabricate a cruiser on the main computer system!"
"I'll get to work! You go help Gold. With this, we can leave tonight."
"I'm all over it!"
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"We're done with the pod instructions… all we have to do is push this button!" Gold said as she held up a small remote.
"Good! I'm almost done with the Cruiser. All that has to be done is that we need to press this button…" Silver said as she pressed a blue button the control panel. Suddenly the cruiser slowly fabricated in front of them on the fabrication pad. It was slightly larger than Zim's; big enough for three people.
"Awesome! We leave in five minutes!" Gold said as she called their SIRs. As they all came running up, sipping Suckies, Gold pressed a button on their lower neck that made them transform into little boxes for traveling.
They all climbed into the voot cruiser and they exited through the roof exit. As they exited they the night sky and hovering clouds gave them great cover.
Gold pushed the button and the house suddenly was folded into itself into a small pod-about a one by one cube- labs and all, leaving no sign of them ever living there.
They flew low and Gold leaned out the door to grab the pod.
"Buckle up…we're gonna see how fast this baby will go!" Silver said, shifting the gears into 'Kick Ass Fast'.
But, they were unaware of someone that was watching in the shadows in the back of the cruiser.
Oh! Cliffhanger! This story is getting spooky, Yes? No, not really… Oh well! R&R! Please! I can't stand it anymore! *Runs around the house waving arms around and singing 'Underneath You Clothes' while drinking a Suckie* *Silver walks up* *Ducks to avoid flying Suckie cups* You think this is weird? You should have seen her after she inhaled that can of candy paint up her nose! Man, was that ever crazy! Well…time to go worship Pur…bye-bye now! *Waves*