Dark Angel - Season 1 but I read spoilers and transcripts for season 2

Buffy - Season 6

Angel - Season 3

"So, I need someone else to spice things up." Demon Girl grinned and rubbed her hands together in delight. Her chocolate eyes roamed the room and landed on the exotic dark young woman that had earlier complained about her sudden appearance in the notness of their own show. Her very cute companion sat next to her in a wheelchair. "Oh there we go. You over there, transgenic over here now."

The woman looked to the man at her side and he nodded. She stepped lightly up to the front next to Demon Girl's armchair. "Max Guevara."

"Yes, I know." Demon Girl replied, taking her hand politely and shaking it. She then went to shake the man's hand.

"No." Max cried out, grabbing Demon Girl's wrist. "Don't touch him."

"Well, aren't we possessive." Demon Girl said, shaking off the hand and sitting down.

"No, it's not that." The man said. "My name is Logan Cale. I have a virus, if she touches me I'll die."

Demon Girl laughed. "Oh darlings, here in my world, there is no virus!"

"No virus?" Asked Max, her voice quiet. She looked right at Logan, her eyes beginning to water. "Really?"

"Yep." Demon Girl replied, grinning. As the two kissed and well, had their first contact in months, she sat in her chair checking her nails. "Oh, by the way."

They both looked up as a tall and very scrumptious man sidled into the room. He looked around at all the people in the room and finally spotted Max and Logan. "Oh thank god. What are we doing here?" He asked, looking rather distraught.

"Oh Alec, look!" Demon Girl giggled at the shocked expression on his face as Max and Logan began kissing again. "No Virus! No Virus! No Virus!"

Demon Girl sang, giggling insanely again. "Oh, Alec. I'm sorry. I know you harboured a tremendous crush on Max but now you have to face the music. Max and Logan cannot be kept apart. Even that stupid virus will never prevent them from being together." She continued to giggle insanely for a few more moments until she again was bored.

"Well, seeing as you and Max cannot EVER be together, you would be rather cute with Asha." Demon Girl told him excitedly. Asha appeared by his side and he swept her up in a close embrace and kissed her.

"Oh Asha. Until this moment, I never knew that I loved you." He looked up quizzingly at Demon Girl. She grinned and made him continue. "I love you with my whole heart, I want to marry you and have many children and..."

He continued as the two started to fade away. Once they were finally out of sight, Demon Girl turned to talk to Max and Logan, to find them still smooching. She sighed and cleared her throat, causing them to jump.

"Well, we have that settled. You two can go now, I love a happy ending." She sighed softly as Max and Logan walked into and through a wall and disappeared. "Oh, that was so cute."

Her gaze lingered on the four people left in the room. The two men shifted uncomfortably, but the tall and pretty woman with short streaked hair from earlier stood up and asked what was going on. "I haven't understood much of this."

"Oh, sorry about that Cordy." Demon Girl stated, looking at them all. "I left you four because you are my favourite couples..."

"We're not a couple." All four said at the same time, cutting off Demon Girl. Demon Girl tsked and continued.

"You are all in major denial. I do suppose you need psychiatrists but I am unable to afford one." She said.

"I thought you were the author luv." The bleached vamp told her. "Can't you just write them here?"

"Shush William." Came the curt reply. He sat down huffily and lit a cigarette. "No smoking."

He took a drag and Demon Girl grabbed the cigarette off him and stomped it out with the toe of her high heels. "I said no smoking."

The petite blonde smiled in amusement then averted her eyes from Demon Girl. She didn't like Demon Girl much, she wished Willow was there, or Giles but she was stuck here in a blood red room with Spike and a crazed fanfic author. "I heard that."

Snapped Demon Girl. "I am the author and I know exactly what you are thinking. And I know that Buffy and Spike are so meant to be together. The whole soulmate deal, you know."

"But, but, he's...a vampire. Doesn't even have a soul." Cried Buffy, getting up in a hurry. Demon Girl smiled and made them kiss.

"I like doing that!" She giggled, watching Buffy melt in Spike's arms and disappear.

"Now, Angel, Cordy. You two really have issues. I can see the attraction and I want to exploit it." A few kissing scenes later, the rosy cheeked couple disappeared off into somewhere or other.

Demon Girl sat down on her fave armchair. It was red, like her room and a soft crushed velvet. Closing her eyes she cleaned the room and then disappeared in a haze of silver sparkles.