Ahh, Chapter Two is here. Many thanks to my reviewers Moose of Doom (happy? Here;s the chapter i let u read during class). Madame Blueberry, Icefire (he's MINE!) and Ash. Thank you all for the wonderful reviews!! Err. I guess I should have said this earlier. Wal-Mart belongs to whoever it belongs to and the Lord of the Rings Characters are Tolkiens (even though I want Aragorn) but I do own the Rubber Ducky that's coming up!!!!!! Enjoy The craziness of:
Chapter Two: No Pints?
"This is weird. Wal-Mart is deserted," Chrissy said to the three in her car,
"So this is a Wal-Mart," Boromir said, looking at the building.
"Yeah, this is it. Everyone out' she said opening her car door as Liz and Mary pulled in.
"Weird," Liz said, getting out. "Oh well, it means no lines," she said.
"Mary are you sure this place is safe?" Frodo asked her.
"Positive," she said, grabbing Frodo's hand and squeezing it.
"That was fast," Liz muttered to Chrissy.
"Uh-huh. How ya doing with Legolas?" she asked.
"Alright. He speaks!" she said with a laugh. "What about Aragorn?"
"Quiet and broody," she said as they entered the store.
"I smell food!" Pippin yelled.
"Good. I want a pint," Merry said, his eyes widening.
"Err... sorry, they don't have pints here," Mary said as they walked into the cafe thingy.
"No pints? What kind of torture is this?" Merry and Pippin yelled together.
"Try this," Liz said, handing them both a soda.
"It's not a pint, but it'll do," Merry said, drinking it.
"I'm still hungry," Pippin whined.
"Fine. Sit. I'll order you some food," Chrissy said, going to the counter. After she ordered enough food for eight people and four hungry Hobbits, she sat down beside Aragorn while the Wal-Mart crew scrambled to fix the enormous order. When she realized that everyone else was deep in conversation, she sighed and glanced over at Aragorn. When their eyes met, she smiled and looked away.
"Hey! Food!" Pippin said when the food was brought out.
"Don't ask what it is. I sense it is some sort of modern food," Gandalf said to the questioning looks of the fellowship.
"Exactly! It's delicious!" Mary said as they began to eat.
"Are you satisfied now?" Liz asked Pippin after they finished eating. She leaned against Legolas who kissed her cheek.
"Very. What eles does Wal-Mart have?" Pippin asked as they got up.
"You'll see. Ok. Here is your mission should you choose to accept it. Go around the store and find something that you find extremely odd or just curious. Bring it back here and we will explain. Now grab a buddy and go!" Chrissy said, laughing when the Hobbits, followed by Mary ran across the store.
"Will you accompany me?" Aragorn asked, touching her shoulder.
"Gladly," she said with a smile. She held out her hand. He stared at her a few moments before taking it. "Lead the way," she said to him. They walked around a while until they found theirselves in the toy isle.
"Chrissy, whats thus?" he asked, holding something out.
"That my dear is a rubber duckie," she said with a laugh.
"A rubber duckie? What does a rubber duckie do?" he asked, examining the yellow duckie.
"Well, kids tend to play with it when they take baths. There's even a song about it."
"Really? Will you sing it for me?" he asked, his grey eyes on her.
"Err... sure. i don't see why not," she said as she tried to remember the lyrics.
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
"Well, there you have it," she said with a shrug.
"Interesting," he said, raising an eyebrow as he treid to hold back laughter.
"If you're gonna laugh, laugh," she said with a smile. That was all it took for Aragorn to let loose the laughter he was holding back.
"Come on. Bring the duckie and lets explore some more," he said, sliding his arm around her shoulders.
Ahh Next Chapter, whats up with those Hobbits and our poor Mary? Find out next time!! *evil laugh*
Chapter Two: No Pints?
"This is weird. Wal-Mart is deserted," Chrissy said to the three in her car,
"So this is a Wal-Mart," Boromir said, looking at the building.
"Yeah, this is it. Everyone out' she said opening her car door as Liz and Mary pulled in.
"Weird," Liz said, getting out. "Oh well, it means no lines," she said.
"Mary are you sure this place is safe?" Frodo asked her.
"Positive," she said, grabbing Frodo's hand and squeezing it.
"That was fast," Liz muttered to Chrissy.
"Uh-huh. How ya doing with Legolas?" she asked.
"Alright. He speaks!" she said with a laugh. "What about Aragorn?"
"Quiet and broody," she said as they entered the store.
"I smell food!" Pippin yelled.
"Good. I want a pint," Merry said, his eyes widening.
"Err... sorry, they don't have pints here," Mary said as they walked into the cafe thingy.
"No pints? What kind of torture is this?" Merry and Pippin yelled together.
"Try this," Liz said, handing them both a soda.
"It's not a pint, but it'll do," Merry said, drinking it.
"I'm still hungry," Pippin whined.
"Fine. Sit. I'll order you some food," Chrissy said, going to the counter. After she ordered enough food for eight people and four hungry Hobbits, she sat down beside Aragorn while the Wal-Mart crew scrambled to fix the enormous order. When she realized that everyone else was deep in conversation, she sighed and glanced over at Aragorn. When their eyes met, she smiled and looked away.
"Hey! Food!" Pippin said when the food was brought out.
"Don't ask what it is. I sense it is some sort of modern food," Gandalf said to the questioning looks of the fellowship.
"Exactly! It's delicious!" Mary said as they began to eat.
"Are you satisfied now?" Liz asked Pippin after they finished eating. She leaned against Legolas who kissed her cheek.
"Very. What eles does Wal-Mart have?" Pippin asked as they got up.
"You'll see. Ok. Here is your mission should you choose to accept it. Go around the store and find something that you find extremely odd or just curious. Bring it back here and we will explain. Now grab a buddy and go!" Chrissy said, laughing when the Hobbits, followed by Mary ran across the store.
"Will you accompany me?" Aragorn asked, touching her shoulder.
"Gladly," she said with a smile. She held out her hand. He stared at her a few moments before taking it. "Lead the way," she said to him. They walked around a while until they found theirselves in the toy isle.
"Chrissy, whats thus?" he asked, holding something out.
"That my dear is a rubber duckie," she said with a laugh.
"A rubber duckie? What does a rubber duckie do?" he asked, examining the yellow duckie.
"Well, kids tend to play with it when they take baths. There's even a song about it."
"Really? Will you sing it for me?" he asked, his grey eyes on her.
"Err... sure. i don't see why not," she said as she tried to remember the lyrics.
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo
"Well, there you have it," she said with a shrug.
"Interesting," he said, raising an eyebrow as he treid to hold back laughter.
"If you're gonna laugh, laugh," she said with a smile. That was all it took for Aragorn to let loose the laughter he was holding back.
"Come on. Bring the duckie and lets explore some more," he said, sliding his arm around her shoulders.
Ahh Next Chapter, whats up with those Hobbits and our poor Mary? Find out next time!! *evil laugh*