Hey everyone! Chapter 4 is here and I have finished the story I just have
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Chapter 4: Where's Legolas and who the hell is that mysterious persom in black?
"Aragorn we've got a problem," Frodo said, running up to him.
"It better be important," he muttered, pulling away from Chrissy.
"We found Gandalf," Pippin said, dragging Gandalf, Boromir, and Gimli over.
"What's the emergency?" Boromir asked, still pissed that Gandalf had beaten him in Nintendo.
"Legolas is missing, we have to find him," Liz yelled, grabbing Gandalf's robe and shaking him.
"Calm down, who cares about that dumb elf anway?" Gimli asked with a shrug.
"What did you say?" Liz asked angrily as she turned towards the dwarf.
"Come on I was just joking," he said running away. Liz started chasing after him, followed by the rest of the fellowship.
"Follow or do this?" Chrissy asked, kissing Aragorn softly.
"As much as I'd like to stay here, we better follow," Aragorn said with a sigh. They followed and when Aragorn noticed that workers were running from the sporting goods department, he led them all that direction.
"Legolas!" Liz yelled, running to him and kissing him.
"So you finallu come. Look, weapons," he said, holding up the bow he was holding.
"Come on, let's go," Liz said, trying to lead him away.
"I can't," he said, pointing to the handcuffs that connected his ankle to a shelf (a/n: just pretend Wal-Mart sells handcuffs).
"Ok, uhh I'll go to the hardware section and the rest of you stay here," Liz said, walking away.
"See you guys later, we're going to go explore," Pippin said, pulling Merry up.
"Don't have too much fun," Frodo yelled after them.
"Whatever," Merry said, rolling his eyes.
"Those two get into too much trouble," Gimli said, sitting down in the floor.
"We are going to, uh, walk around," Aragorn said, leading Chrissy away.
"Where are Mary and Frodo?" Gandalf asked, looking around for the hobbit.
"I don't think we want to know," Sam said, looking around for his master.
"True, he is a horny hobbit from what I can tell," Boromir said with a shrug. Seconds later a loud crash echoed throughout the store.
"What the-?" Gandalf asked, looking around. He walked towards the sound of the crash and found Mary and Frodo making out, both of them half naked. "Umm, yah, I'm leaving now," he said, turning to flee. Mary and Frodo ignored him and continued uninterrupted. "Whatever you do, don't go that-a-way."
"Whatever you say," Sam said, pulling his pipe out of his pack.
"Good idea Gamgee," Gandalf said, taking out his own pipe.
"I'm out of here," Boromir said, leaving, followed by Gimli.
"Are you two going to leave too?" Legolas asked as he shot an arrow directly into his targets head. (a/n: it's a Barney plushie. Barney is evil.)
"Nope. Just gonna sit here and smoke," Sam said, getting comfortable on the floor.
"What's that?" Legolas asked when Liz returned.
"This is a flame thrower," she said, giving Legolas a soft kiss. "Now don't be scared," she said, kneeling down and melting the handcuff chain.
"I'm free, I'm free," he saif running away.
"Finally. I challenge you to Nintendo Samwise Gangee," Gandalf said, getting up.
"You're on Old Man," Sam said, following him.
"So I guess we're alone huh?" Legolas asked with a smile.
"Yah, finally," Liz said, slipping her arms around his neck. They kissed softly several times before walking away and exploring.
NEXT CHAPTER = M/P (you figure it out)
Chapter 4: Where's Legolas and who the hell is that mysterious persom in black?
"Aragorn we've got a problem," Frodo said, running up to him.
"It better be important," he muttered, pulling away from Chrissy.
"We found Gandalf," Pippin said, dragging Gandalf, Boromir, and Gimli over.
"What's the emergency?" Boromir asked, still pissed that Gandalf had beaten him in Nintendo.
"Legolas is missing, we have to find him," Liz yelled, grabbing Gandalf's robe and shaking him.
"Calm down, who cares about that dumb elf anway?" Gimli asked with a shrug.
"What did you say?" Liz asked angrily as she turned towards the dwarf.
"Come on I was just joking," he said running away. Liz started chasing after him, followed by the rest of the fellowship.
"Follow or do this?" Chrissy asked, kissing Aragorn softly.
"As much as I'd like to stay here, we better follow," Aragorn said with a sigh. They followed and when Aragorn noticed that workers were running from the sporting goods department, he led them all that direction.
"Legolas!" Liz yelled, running to him and kissing him.
"So you finallu come. Look, weapons," he said, holding up the bow he was holding.
"Come on, let's go," Liz said, trying to lead him away.
"I can't," he said, pointing to the handcuffs that connected his ankle to a shelf (a/n: just pretend Wal-Mart sells handcuffs).
"Ok, uhh I'll go to the hardware section and the rest of you stay here," Liz said, walking away.
"See you guys later, we're going to go explore," Pippin said, pulling Merry up.
"Don't have too much fun," Frodo yelled after them.
"Whatever," Merry said, rolling his eyes.
"Those two get into too much trouble," Gimli said, sitting down in the floor.
"We are going to, uh, walk around," Aragorn said, leading Chrissy away.
"Where are Mary and Frodo?" Gandalf asked, looking around for the hobbit.
"I don't think we want to know," Sam said, looking around for his master.
"True, he is a horny hobbit from what I can tell," Boromir said with a shrug. Seconds later a loud crash echoed throughout the store.
"What the-?" Gandalf asked, looking around. He walked towards the sound of the crash and found Mary and Frodo making out, both of them half naked. "Umm, yah, I'm leaving now," he said, turning to flee. Mary and Frodo ignored him and continued uninterrupted. "Whatever you do, don't go that-a-way."
"Whatever you say," Sam said, pulling his pipe out of his pack.
"Good idea Gamgee," Gandalf said, taking out his own pipe.
"I'm out of here," Boromir said, leaving, followed by Gimli.
"Are you two going to leave too?" Legolas asked as he shot an arrow directly into his targets head. (a/n: it's a Barney plushie. Barney is evil.)
"Nope. Just gonna sit here and smoke," Sam said, getting comfortable on the floor.
"What's that?" Legolas asked when Liz returned.
"This is a flame thrower," she said, giving Legolas a soft kiss. "Now don't be scared," she said, kneeling down and melting the handcuff chain.
"I'm free, I'm free," he saif running away.
"Finally. I challenge you to Nintendo Samwise Gangee," Gandalf said, getting up.
"You're on Old Man," Sam said, following him.
"So I guess we're alone huh?" Legolas asked with a smile.
"Yah, finally," Liz said, slipping her arms around his neck. They kissed softly several times before walking away and exploring.
NEXT CHAPTER = M/P (you figure it out)