Well, nothing to say this time except: MERRY/PIPPIN SLASH!!
Chapter 5: Hobbit Fun, Starring Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took
"Alone at last," Merry said, laying his head on Pippin's shoulder. Pippin nodded and kissed his lover as they walked though the furniture and rug section.
"Did that just say 'shag' carpet?" Pippin asked, stopping abrubtly.
"Yeah. So that means we have to shag on it," Merry said with a smile.
"I'm game," Pippin said, yanking his cousin down to the rug.
"Me too," he said, kissing Pippin as he unfastened his shirt. Pippin was soon lying naked beneath his still dressed lover.
"No fair, you've still got your clothes on," Pippin complained, wanting to be skin-to-skin.
"Patience Pip," Merry said as Pippins hands grabbed his shirt and yanked the buttons off.
"I'm not patient," he moaned as Merry finally finished stripping.
"Then you'll hate it when I do this," Merry said, grinding his hips into Pippins before pulling away. "How do you want it Took?" Merry growled. Pippin whimpered but didn't say anything so Merry turned him over onto his stomach. When Pippin protested, Merry silenced him with a kiss as he gently slid into his lover. (author claims she isn't in a smut mood because it's 7:40 a.m)
Merry and Pippin were lying naked in each others arms when Aragorn and Chrissy happened upon them. "Oh god, naked hobbits," Chrissy screamed, hiding her eyes.
"Ew, naked hobbits," Aragorn echoed as Pippin noticed them.
"Eep," he squeaked, poking Merry as he reached for his pants.
"I second that eep," Merry said, blushing as he looked for his clothes.
"You guys could have left a warning of some kind. Hobbits at play would have been nice," Chrissy muttered, laying her head on Aragorns shoulder.
"Hey, you two walk too quietly. you should try it, it's soft," Merry said, slipping his half ruined shirt on as pippin stood up. Aragorn chuckled and lowered his head to Chrissy's ear.
"We could test the carpet," he whispered, kissing her neck.
"Or not," she whispered back as Merry and Pippin disappeared.
"Pwease," he said, leaning her against the wall.
"No. Have patience," she said, running her fingers through his hair an kissing him lightly.
"Fine," he said, pulling away and taking her hand. "You know you're going to have to send us back sometime," he said quietly. She sighed and nodded.
"I know, but I don't want to," she said softly. He tilted her head up and smiled down at her.
"But I didn't say when," he said, kissing her forehead before they walked off.
TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT!
Chapter 5: Hobbit Fun, Starring Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took
"Alone at last," Merry said, laying his head on Pippin's shoulder. Pippin nodded and kissed his lover as they walked though the furniture and rug section.
"Did that just say 'shag' carpet?" Pippin asked, stopping abrubtly.
"Yeah. So that means we have to shag on it," Merry said with a smile.
"I'm game," Pippin said, yanking his cousin down to the rug.
"Me too," he said, kissing Pippin as he unfastened his shirt. Pippin was soon lying naked beneath his still dressed lover.
"No fair, you've still got your clothes on," Pippin complained, wanting to be skin-to-skin.
"Patience Pip," Merry said as Pippins hands grabbed his shirt and yanked the buttons off.
"I'm not patient," he moaned as Merry finally finished stripping.
"Then you'll hate it when I do this," Merry said, grinding his hips into Pippins before pulling away. "How do you want it Took?" Merry growled. Pippin whimpered but didn't say anything so Merry turned him over onto his stomach. When Pippin protested, Merry silenced him with a kiss as he gently slid into his lover. (author claims she isn't in a smut mood because it's 7:40 a.m)
Merry and Pippin were lying naked in each others arms when Aragorn and Chrissy happened upon them. "Oh god, naked hobbits," Chrissy screamed, hiding her eyes.
"Ew, naked hobbits," Aragorn echoed as Pippin noticed them.
"Eep," he squeaked, poking Merry as he reached for his pants.
"I second that eep," Merry said, blushing as he looked for his clothes.
"You guys could have left a warning of some kind. Hobbits at play would have been nice," Chrissy muttered, laying her head on Aragorns shoulder.
"Hey, you two walk too quietly. you should try it, it's soft," Merry said, slipping his half ruined shirt on as pippin stood up. Aragorn chuckled and lowered his head to Chrissy's ear.
"We could test the carpet," he whispered, kissing her neck.
"Or not," she whispered back as Merry and Pippin disappeared.
"Pwease," he said, leaning her against the wall.
"No. Have patience," she said, running her fingers through his hair an kissing him lightly.
"Fine," he said, pulling away and taking her hand. "You know you're going to have to send us back sometime," he said quietly. She sighed and nodded.
"I know, but I don't want to," she said softly. He tilted her head up and smiled down at her.
"But I didn't say when," he said, kissing her forehead before they walked off.
TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT!