Ahh, time for the insanity to begin yet again. Lol. Chapter Seven is the
last part, but I have plans for a sequel if I have time. Just to do
something different, I'm going to thank my reviewers last lol. Enjoy!
Chapter Six: The Fellowship Learns to Cuss!
"Ahh, so we're all back together again," Gandalf said, looking around at the Fellowship.
"Good, sit, we want to teach you some new words," Mary said as she, Liz and Chrissy stood up.
"First word: damn. Say it when you screw up or are pissed. Now say it with me," Liz said.
"Damn," the fellowship chorused.
"Next word: shit. Same meaning as damn. Now say them both," Chrissy said, her eyes never leaving the black figure in the corner. When she realized who it was, she smiled.
"Damn, shit," the fellowship chorused again.
"Bitch, basically you say it to a girl and get slapped unless they can tell you're joking," Mary said, glaring at the fellowship.
"Damn, shit, bitch," the fellowship chorused.
"Fuck. The worst word you can use according to some people, but it's fun to use. Now everyone!" Liz said.
Damn, shit, bitch, fuck," they chorused as Frodo knocked over his drink.
"Shit," he exclaimed.
"Yay. You've got it," Mary said,going over to him and giving him a kiss.
"It's you again! Help!" Legolas said, noticing the black figure and hiding behind Liz.
"What's wrong Leggy? Scared of a girl?" Katie asked, lowering her hood.
"Scram, he's mine," Liz said, grabbing Legolas' arm.
"Not if I can help it," Katie saidm grabbing his other arm.
"Leggo my eggo!" Liz yelled.
"Don't you mean Leggo my Leggo?" Chrissy asked with a laugh.
"Yoh, that's what I meant," she said as Legolas looked helplessly at the fellowship.
"Stop this nonsense," Gandalf demanded, banging his staff on the floor.
"Stay out of this old man," Katie snapped as she continued to tug on Legolas. Gandalf pointed his staff at the two girls. This caused them to flu in opposite directions, stopping just before hitting the wall.
"We must get back to Middle-Earth. We have tarried here long enough," he said, looking at the one who had brought them there. Chrissy sighed and reached for Aragorns hand.
"I can't send you back. I don't know how," she said quietly.
"I know how. Where are the weapons?" Gandalf asked, seeing the tears beginning to form in all the girls' eyes.
"Here," Mary said, going over to a black duffle bag. She opened it and tossed the weapons to their rightful owners. She, Liz, Katie, and Chrissy watched silently as Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn discussed something.
"Fine, you have one hour," he said, lighting his pipe and turning away.
"Let's go," Aragorn said, grabbing Chrissy's hand and leading her away, followed by Frodo and Mary and Legolas and Liz and Katie.
(A/N: They're leaving! *grabs Aragorn* he stays even if I have to duct tape him to something!)
Now to the reviewers: IceFire (this is a given you're reviewed everything! Thankz), FictionHobbit, Hanson Phreek (happy? and no. he goes), Lady of the Wolf (the person in black), Analiya, and Linnett Took.
next chappie will be up when I can!
Chapter Six: The Fellowship Learns to Cuss!
"Ahh, so we're all back together again," Gandalf said, looking around at the Fellowship.
"Good, sit, we want to teach you some new words," Mary said as she, Liz and Chrissy stood up.
"First word: damn. Say it when you screw up or are pissed. Now say it with me," Liz said.
"Damn," the fellowship chorused.
"Next word: shit. Same meaning as damn. Now say them both," Chrissy said, her eyes never leaving the black figure in the corner. When she realized who it was, she smiled.
"Damn, shit," the fellowship chorused again.
"Bitch, basically you say it to a girl and get slapped unless they can tell you're joking," Mary said, glaring at the fellowship.
"Damn, shit, bitch," the fellowship chorused.
"Fuck. The worst word you can use according to some people, but it's fun to use. Now everyone!" Liz said.
Damn, shit, bitch, fuck," they chorused as Frodo knocked over his drink.
"Shit," he exclaimed.
"Yay. You've got it," Mary said,going over to him and giving him a kiss.
"It's you again! Help!" Legolas said, noticing the black figure and hiding behind Liz.
"What's wrong Leggy? Scared of a girl?" Katie asked, lowering her hood.
"Scram, he's mine," Liz said, grabbing Legolas' arm.
"Not if I can help it," Katie saidm grabbing his other arm.
"Leggo my eggo!" Liz yelled.
"Don't you mean Leggo my Leggo?" Chrissy asked with a laugh.
"Yoh, that's what I meant," she said as Legolas looked helplessly at the fellowship.
"Stop this nonsense," Gandalf demanded, banging his staff on the floor.
"Stay out of this old man," Katie snapped as she continued to tug on Legolas. Gandalf pointed his staff at the two girls. This caused them to flu in opposite directions, stopping just before hitting the wall.
"We must get back to Middle-Earth. We have tarried here long enough," he said, looking at the one who had brought them there. Chrissy sighed and reached for Aragorns hand.
"I can't send you back. I don't know how," she said quietly.
"I know how. Where are the weapons?" Gandalf asked, seeing the tears beginning to form in all the girls' eyes.
"Here," Mary said, going over to a black duffle bag. She opened it and tossed the weapons to their rightful owners. She, Liz, Katie, and Chrissy watched silently as Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn discussed something.
"Fine, you have one hour," he said, lighting his pipe and turning away.
"Let's go," Aragorn said, grabbing Chrissy's hand and leading her away, followed by Frodo and Mary and Legolas and Liz and Katie.
(A/N: They're leaving! *grabs Aragorn* he stays even if I have to duct tape him to something!)
Now to the reviewers: IceFire (this is a given you're reviewed everything! Thankz), FictionHobbit, Hanson Phreek (happy? and no. he goes), Lady of the Wolf (the person in black), Analiya, and Linnett Took.
next chappie will be up when I can!