Ahh here is is finally, the final chapter of Rubber Duckies. This is co-
written with my friend Lady of the Wolf (LOTW). Hope you enjoy and the
sequel is on its way!
After Legolas had dragged Liz and Katie away, Liz decided that she would be unable to say good-bye to Legolas so she wondered off to find a place to sulk while Legolas and Katie continued to walk and talk. After they had walked a while they happened upon the bed and linens section which just happened to have a set of bunk beds assembled with a curtain around it. They exchanged a look and immediately climbed into the top bunk. Why you may ask? I dunno, ask them, but I have a feeling it has to do with elves and doing certain things in high places if you know what I mean. But while they were "getting it on" in the words of a certain LOTW, the inevitable
happened, they heard a loud crack and the bed broke. "Oops," Katie said, glancing over the edge of the bed. "It's a foot, a hairy foot," she said, poking it. "Ahhh it's alive," she shreiked as Legolas chuckled.
"Merry and Pippin," he said, shaking his head as he handed Katie her cloak.
"Where did you two come from?" Katie asked, standing up.
"You should know, you're old enough," Pippin said, glaring at her.
"That's not what I meant. When did you two get down there?" she said, rolling her eyes.
"A few seconds before the bed fell," Pippin said, nursing a bruise already forming on his head.
"I guess we should get dressed and help them," Katie said, putting her pants on as Legolas stood up and stretched.
"Can't we leave them there? They're quieter under there," Legolas said so that only Katie could hear him. She laughed and nodded as they started walking away.
"Oi! Aren't you gonna help two unfortunate hobbits out?" Merry finally yelled. Katie sighed and with a wave of her hand the bed began to levitate.
"I know magic, but don't tell Gandalf just yet," Katie said to the confused look on Legolas' face.
"Katie, stop showing off," a voice yelled.
"Fine," she said, and the bed fell down with a crash.
"Don't ask, just don't ask," Chrissy said to Aragorn who was gaping at the formerly floating bed. He nodded then shook his head, confused.
"I know magic don't tell Gandalf," Katie said, feeling a bit like a broken record. "What are you smiling about?" she asked Chrissy. Chrissy silently pointed to the leather pants Aragorn was wearing. "What the--- where did you get those at?"
"Clothing section," was her only response.
"Bye!" Katie said, dragging Legolas towards the clothes.
"Should we rescue them?" Chrissy asked, pointing towards Merry and Pippin.
"I don't think so. I've rescued them enough. Let Gandalf do it for once," Aragorn said, taking Chrissys hand and leading her away.
"Where are we going?" she asked him as they came to a hault in the toy section.
"Right here cause it's quiet," he said, kissing her softly. She smiled and slipped her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. When she broke off the kiss, she laid her head against his shoulder.
"I'm gonna miss you," she said quietly.
"I'm gonna miss you too. I wish you could come back with me," he said, sliding his hand under the back of her shirt.
"There's no way," she said, her eyes meeting his and seeing an unspoken question. She nodded and he began to undress her. Seconds later an unsuspecting Mary and Frodo walked by.
"I did not want to see that," Mary said, alerting them of her presence.
"If you see Gandalf tell him he needs to rescue Merry and Pippin from the bed and linens section and if I were you, I'd walk away now unless you want to see more," Aragorn said before turning his attention back to Chrissy.
"Let's go," Frodo said, running away with Mary.
"Umm I have something for you," Mary said after they had escaped the toy section. "It's just a little something to remember me by," she said, handing him a condom.
"Thanks," he said, giving her a hug and a kiss as Gandalf literaly ran into them. "Merry and Pippin need rescuing on the other side of the store near the beds so I'm sure you can figure out what happened," Frodo said to him.
"Trust a Took and a Brandybuck to get themselves in trouble," Gandalf muttered, going to find them, leaving Mary and Frodo to their own devices.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile (well it's later as well)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Where is Chrissy?" Katie asked herself as she left Legolas in the clothes.
"Right behind you," Chrissy said, walking up to Katie.
"Where's your shadow?" Katie asked of Aragorn.
"He had to pee. I just hope he figures out how to use the toilet and get out of those pants," she said with a laugh. "Umm is there any possible way we could go back with them?" she asked quietly.
"Actually there is. We would just need Gandalf's help so lets go find him!" she said and they set off. They discovered Gandalf levitating the bed off the hobbits and when he was finished with that they immediately approached him. "Gandalf, um we have something to ask you," she started off.
"What is it?" he asked, turning to face the girls.
"Well, umm," Katie started.
"We wanna go back with you," Chrissy interrupted in a rush.
"No," he said without hesitation.
"Well, Gondor kinda needs a king and preferably a happy king right? Well, not me equals Aragorn not being happy and not being a good king," Chrissy said with a sly smile.
"Well, yes that is true," Gandalf said thoughtfully.
"And Legolas is a talented warrior and you want him happy, right?" Katie said with a smile.
"Fine. But the other two stay here. They are not to know that you're going until we leave, which will be in a few moments," he said as they approached the cafe. Gandalf and the girls made quiet and quick plans while the rest of the fellowship got ready. "Everyone stand close together," he said to the fellowship.
"Bye Liz! Bye Mary! Bye person behind me, oh wait, you're coming," Katie said with a laugh. Chrissy glared at her and hid under Gandalfs robes. "Er, Chrissy, you do know that they don't wear underwear, right?" A few moments of silence was followed by a chorus of "eewws" coming from under Gandalfs robe.
"Ew ew ew ew ew ew Old man... ew, scared for life!" Chrissy exclaimed rolling out from under the robes.
"When I say something like that you're not supposed to look up," Katie said, laughing.
"Wait a minute, you can't go without us," Mary protested. Chrissy just shrugged and slipped her arms around Aragorn while Katie pulled Legolas to her for a long kiss as they disappeared leaving nothing but a plain silver ring behind.
"She kissed him," Liz stammered.
"Yup and he kissed back," Mary said as Liz burst into tears.
THE END! There Liz happy now? I finally finished it and its posted. I expect praise and the 1st chapter of the sequel is finished.
After Legolas had dragged Liz and Katie away, Liz decided that she would be unable to say good-bye to Legolas so she wondered off to find a place to sulk while Legolas and Katie continued to walk and talk. After they had walked a while they happened upon the bed and linens section which just happened to have a set of bunk beds assembled with a curtain around it. They exchanged a look and immediately climbed into the top bunk. Why you may ask? I dunno, ask them, but I have a feeling it has to do with elves and doing certain things in high places if you know what I mean. But while they were "getting it on" in the words of a certain LOTW, the inevitable
happened, they heard a loud crack and the bed broke. "Oops," Katie said, glancing over the edge of the bed. "It's a foot, a hairy foot," she said, poking it. "Ahhh it's alive," she shreiked as Legolas chuckled.
"Merry and Pippin," he said, shaking his head as he handed Katie her cloak.
"Where did you two come from?" Katie asked, standing up.
"You should know, you're old enough," Pippin said, glaring at her.
"That's not what I meant. When did you two get down there?" she said, rolling her eyes.
"A few seconds before the bed fell," Pippin said, nursing a bruise already forming on his head.
"I guess we should get dressed and help them," Katie said, putting her pants on as Legolas stood up and stretched.
"Can't we leave them there? They're quieter under there," Legolas said so that only Katie could hear him. She laughed and nodded as they started walking away.
"Oi! Aren't you gonna help two unfortunate hobbits out?" Merry finally yelled. Katie sighed and with a wave of her hand the bed began to levitate.
"I know magic, but don't tell Gandalf just yet," Katie said to the confused look on Legolas' face.
"Katie, stop showing off," a voice yelled.
"Fine," she said, and the bed fell down with a crash.
"Don't ask, just don't ask," Chrissy said to Aragorn who was gaping at the formerly floating bed. He nodded then shook his head, confused.
"I know magic don't tell Gandalf," Katie said, feeling a bit like a broken record. "What are you smiling about?" she asked Chrissy. Chrissy silently pointed to the leather pants Aragorn was wearing. "What the--- where did you get those at?"
"Clothing section," was her only response.
"Bye!" Katie said, dragging Legolas towards the clothes.
"Should we rescue them?" Chrissy asked, pointing towards Merry and Pippin.
"I don't think so. I've rescued them enough. Let Gandalf do it for once," Aragorn said, taking Chrissys hand and leading her away.
"Where are we going?" she asked him as they came to a hault in the toy section.
"Right here cause it's quiet," he said, kissing her softly. She smiled and slipped her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. When she broke off the kiss, she laid her head against his shoulder.
"I'm gonna miss you," she said quietly.
"I'm gonna miss you too. I wish you could come back with me," he said, sliding his hand under the back of her shirt.
"There's no way," she said, her eyes meeting his and seeing an unspoken question. She nodded and he began to undress her. Seconds later an unsuspecting Mary and Frodo walked by.
"I did not want to see that," Mary said, alerting them of her presence.
"If you see Gandalf tell him he needs to rescue Merry and Pippin from the bed and linens section and if I were you, I'd walk away now unless you want to see more," Aragorn said before turning his attention back to Chrissy.
"Let's go," Frodo said, running away with Mary.
"Umm I have something for you," Mary said after they had escaped the toy section. "It's just a little something to remember me by," she said, handing him a condom.
"Thanks," he said, giving her a hug and a kiss as Gandalf literaly ran into them. "Merry and Pippin need rescuing on the other side of the store near the beds so I'm sure you can figure out what happened," Frodo said to him.
"Trust a Took and a Brandybuck to get themselves in trouble," Gandalf muttered, going to find them, leaving Mary and Frodo to their own devices.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile (well it's later as well)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Where is Chrissy?" Katie asked herself as she left Legolas in the clothes.
"Right behind you," Chrissy said, walking up to Katie.
"Where's your shadow?" Katie asked of Aragorn.
"He had to pee. I just hope he figures out how to use the toilet and get out of those pants," she said with a laugh. "Umm is there any possible way we could go back with them?" she asked quietly.
"Actually there is. We would just need Gandalf's help so lets go find him!" she said and they set off. They discovered Gandalf levitating the bed off the hobbits and when he was finished with that they immediately approached him. "Gandalf, um we have something to ask you," she started off.
"What is it?" he asked, turning to face the girls.
"Well, umm," Katie started.
"We wanna go back with you," Chrissy interrupted in a rush.
"No," he said without hesitation.
"Well, Gondor kinda needs a king and preferably a happy king right? Well, not me equals Aragorn not being happy and not being a good king," Chrissy said with a sly smile.
"Well, yes that is true," Gandalf said thoughtfully.
"And Legolas is a talented warrior and you want him happy, right?" Katie said with a smile.
"Fine. But the other two stay here. They are not to know that you're going until we leave, which will be in a few moments," he said as they approached the cafe. Gandalf and the girls made quiet and quick plans while the rest of the fellowship got ready. "Everyone stand close together," he said to the fellowship.
"Bye Liz! Bye Mary! Bye person behind me, oh wait, you're coming," Katie said with a laugh. Chrissy glared at her and hid under Gandalfs robes. "Er, Chrissy, you do know that they don't wear underwear, right?" A few moments of silence was followed by a chorus of "eewws" coming from under Gandalfs robe.
"Ew ew ew ew ew ew Old man... ew, scared for life!" Chrissy exclaimed rolling out from under the robes.
"When I say something like that you're not supposed to look up," Katie said, laughing.
"Wait a minute, you can't go without us," Mary protested. Chrissy just shrugged and slipped her arms around Aragorn while Katie pulled Legolas to her for a long kiss as they disappeared leaving nothing but a plain silver ring behind.
"She kissed him," Liz stammered.
"Yup and he kissed back," Mary said as Liz burst into tears.
THE END! There Liz happy now? I finally finished it and its posted. I expect praise and the 1st chapter of the sequel is finished.