:::Dream Maker:::
Chapter 5: The Ultimate Punishment
(Shiga)
Like I said, Piccolo ticked me off. Now he would pay the ultimate price...
I literally THREW myself onto Piccolo and began to rub his chest. You should have seen his face... but it wasn't nearly as hilarious as the one after that.
"Piccy-chan, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??" Piccolo struggled to get me off, but I had wrapped my arms around him basically digging my nails into his skin and had the biggest puppy-dog eyes I could conceivably get. The most PERFECT grip imaginable. "GET OFF OF ME!"
"But Piccy-chan, I thought you LOVED me!! You told me in the cave!"
"WHAT IN THE CRAZY WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!???"
Ooooh, that was rich. You should have seen it... and CHICHI'S face!! Man, it was to die for! Goku actually stopped eating and observed. Gohan as well. "Mr. Piccolo, is that true?"
"NO YOU MORON!"
"Piccy-chan why are you being so MEAN!?" I said as innocently as I could. "You said you loved me! And what about that kiss? Didn't it mean ANYTHING to you?" With that I started to bawl fake tears, and nuzzled my head into his... incredibly shaped... chest. Hey... I was a better actor than I'd originally thought. Though I hafta admit, I was having WAY too much fun. I moved my hands up to his head and stroaked the side of his face gently, getting the whole 'innocent victim' act down. "Why, Piccolo?"
Piccolo's eyes grew so wide I thought they'd get too big for his head.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" He bellowed. Wow... he can get pretty loud. Unfortunately my fun was ruined, I let my guard down and he managed to escape my death grip.
"Stay away from me! I don't know what you're talking about!!" He said frantically, probably thinking I was nuts. Then again... maybe I was. I'm a bug compaired to Piccolo, he could kill me in '3/4 of a second' after all.
"But Piccy-chan! Don't you LOVE ME!???"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I never 'kissed' ANYTHING!! And stop calling me that ABSURD NAME!!"
"Piccy-chan..."
"STOP!!" He clutched his head and ran like it was the end of the world. He actually broke the door...
As for myself, I turned around to see faces white as ghosts. I just couldn't hold up the act any longer... it was just TOO funny. I burst into laughter as everyone just STARED at me. I'd have to say the whitest face was Gohan's. His jaw was touching the floor. IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! And Piccolo just soooo FREAKED out! Not so cool and collected any more, now were we? I'd finally exacted my revenge. Piccolo's ultimate price to pay: complete and total humiliation. I was rolling on the floor with laughter by the time anyone said anything. Which was Goku.
"I'm gunna finish breakfast."
Gohan's face was still white, he was just... STANDING there. "Is all that true?" He squeeked.
"NO!" I burst into another fit of laughter. "None of it was TRUE! I was just trying to get Piccolo back for not excepting my apology silly!"
"No one has... EVER... done that to Piccolo before. NO ONE has made him run and scream like that." Gohan said in astonishment. "Maybe you should apologize."
APOLOGIZE? "Hey, I did that before and he 'whatever'ed me. No WAY am I gunna apologize to him for THAT. That was rich." I said with an evil grin.
"Just the same..." Gohan started up again. "He is my friend, and he really is a good guy." I could see the wheels in his head turning. "Maybe he didn't except your apology 'cause he really enjoyed the time he spent with you."
I snorted. "Ye-ah, riiiight... he's crazy about spending time with me. That's why he's so cold around me. I'm sure he wants to be best friends." I said darkly.
"Well maybe..." Gohan began, but stopped himself. Wonder what he was going to say...? "Nah."
"What?" I said curiously.
"Nevermind, it's not any of my business anyway." He refused. I shrugged his comment off... probably nothing.
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(Piccolo)
I'd closed my eyes for half a second when all of a sudden she THREW herself on ME. No matter how hard I'd tried I couldn't scrape her off of me, like she was glued to me or something.
"Piccy-chan, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??" She whined.
"GET OFF OF ME!" I bellowed in total panic and anger.
"But Piccy-chan, I thought you LOVED me! You told me in the cave!" I couldn't move. WHAT had she called me!? And she was looking up at me with these... these EYES that were watery and almost crystal clear.
"WHAT IN THE CRAZY WOLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!???" She was freaking me out! And and... RUBBING MY CHEST. TOUCHING me! And what frightened me most was the fact that I enjoyed the warmth of her hand. She just had this way of... touching me... I felt drugged almost.
"Mr. Piccolo, is that true?" Gohan accused.
"NO YOU MORON!" TO THINK I had trained this boy! Where was his brain? This was INSANE!
"Piccy-chan, why are you being so MEAN!?" WHAT WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT!? What was she DOING to me!!!??? "You said you LOVED me! And what about that kiss? Didn't that mean ANYTHING to you?" She had this COMPLETELY innocent look on her face! "Why, Piccolo?" She must have been CRAZY! Then she did something even CRAZIER... she reached up and stroked the side of my face, then she buried her head into my chest! NO ONE touches me! Once again, I tried to separate myself from her, but she had this ENCREDIBLE grip... although she wasn't holding me that tight. Was this some kind of mind trick?
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" I yelled, getting fed up, and I FINALLY got out of her grip. WHAT WAS THIS MIX OF EMOTIONS I WAS FEELING!? "Stay away from me! I don't know what you're talking about!!"
"But Piccy-chan, don't you LOVE ME!???" She demanded of me.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I never 'kissed' ANYTHING!! And stop calling me that ABSURD NAME!!"
"Piccy-chan..."
That was simply all I could take. "STOP!!" I clutched my head in near pain and ran straight THROUGH the door.
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I'd thought a little that saving that girl must have been the biggest mistake I'd ever make. Going to see if she was doing better was worse. WHAT WAS HER PROBLEM MAN!? Was she mentally ill!? And she was... RUBBING me!! My mind was exploding in confusion, anger and somehow in the midst of it, comfort. Oh crap, I was going insane. She TOUCHED me! How DARE she... and my face to make it worse! I won't let even Gohan touch my FACE! And what was with that...that... LOOK in her eyes. Possessing. I was HORRIFIED by the time I got back to my spot near the mountains. And not just of her. Of myself.
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(Bwahahahahaa!!! I had way, way, WAY too much fun making this. ^_^ WONDER WHY??? So, what do you think will become of all this? Do you think they'll fall in wuv? Twue wuv ^_^ Okay, I'm in a weird mood, so sue me... no, wait, don't. I don't own Dragon Ball Z so there :p YOU GOT NOTHIN' AGAINST ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Aaaanyway, chapter six may take longer to make than the last three... considering I made a chapter each day for three days. Hey, that's not bad! Especially considering usually it takes me like a month to get out a decent chapter. Anyway, please review me and read whatever I have! I LOVE YOU MAN!!! ~Maniacal Kitt)