The Lord of the Silence: A Soap Opera
Episode Two
By GamerGirl
[Start episode two]
Gandalf the Grey, Legolas Greenleaf, and Gimli the Dwarf were all sitting in a boat, in the middle of nowhere, literally. They had noticed that Frodo and Sam were gone, so they started to search for them. Luckily, there had been a trail of Hobbit shits floating in the water, so they decided to follow it.
"Where the hell are they? And where the hell are WE?" Legolas said, sounding impatient.
"I don't know." Gandalf responded.
"But you are a wizard. Wizards know all don't they?" Gimli asked.
"Well, not in this case."
"Damn." Legolas said, staring off into the fog. He noticed that there was a light in the distance.
"Hey, guys! I see a light!" Legolas said.
"Great. Why don't we row towards it and see where it leads." Gandalf said wisely.
"No shit Sherlock." Gimli said as he and Legolas started to row towards the light.
A few minutes later, they arrived at a dock that looked like it was about to crumble. Legolas reached out to touch it, and it magically caught on fire and burnt to a crisp.
"Uh, okay then?" Legolas said, confused.
"Don't worry mates! I'll magically transfo- er; I mean transport us to the area past the dock!" Gandalf said, sounding very insane. With a flick of his stick, Gandalf, Gimli and Legolas were all transported to somewhere that wasn't outside. In fact, it looked like they were in an old sewer with two feet of water swishing around feet and part of their legs.
"Aw, what the fuck?" Legolas yelled at Gandalf.
"Oops, lemme try to that again." Gandalf replied as Gimli was standing there, rolling his eyes and imitating Gandalf. Gandalf gave him an evil glare, only to notice that Gimli was now staring straight in front of him, a look of fear in his eyes. Legolas was doing the same exact thing.
Gandalf then heard someone walking towards them in the water. He looked forward and saw something. Something that looked very evil, wearing a hat the shape of a pyramid. It's skin was red and it was carrying something that looked like a stick.
"Shit! It has us trapped!" Gimli said as he tried to search for an escape.
The pyramid head thing was almost close to them. About twelve feet away at the max. Legolas pulled out an arrow and shot it at the pyramid head thing but, it just bounced right off and fell into the water. No damage done.
"Oh, shit." Gandalf said as the three men backed away as far as they could, awaiting their death.
"Your name Frodo Baggins?" Melissa Harris asked the rather tall Hobbit.
"Yes. And you?" Frodo Baggins replied.
"Melissa Harris. Nice to meet you. How tall are you by the way?"
"5'6''. Why?"
"Uh, okay, never mind. Could you do me a favor?" Melissa whipped out her video camera that would destroy Pyramid Head's life forever.
"Uh, what is it?"
"Go to Room 307." Melissa handed Frodo her map of the apartments and had Room 307 circled. "Tape a Mr. Pyramid Head and a Tyrant fucking. Follow him all the way to the apartments next door. Do not let him see you! Tape everyone he fucks. When you are done, meet me at the Rosewater Park across town."
"What about my friend Sam?"
"He can survive on his own, if he would just stop taking shits. Well, I have to go now Mr. Baggins. See you later!"
And with that, Melissa turned around and headed out to the north end of Neely Street, making a pit stop on the way to call a couple of her fellow friends to help her destroy the lives of a couple other people. Scissorman and Mary Shepard Sunderland.
But, Melissa had to focus on confronting and hopefully destroying Harold Mason for now. After all, he did deserve it. Okay, not really, but in her mind he did.
Dahlia Gillespie took a huge shit on Harold Mason's nude body, only to find him eating it and saying "Mmmm" after swallowing, but puking it up later, then eating the puke, then in another five minutes, puking again, ETC.
"Harold Mason of the Nude, I will revive your radio and you only if you have sex with *thinks VERY hard* DANIEL BARROWS!" Dahlia said in a high pitched freaky voice.
Harold Mason tried to raise an eyebrow, but was unsuccessful at it since he was still very paralyzed from an unknown thing. The best he could do was the mouth the sentence, "School girls' bathroom, 2nd floor, Midwich School."
"Thank you Harold Mason. I will be back shortly to do the process of the revival."
And with that, Dahlia started to skip down the road towards the Midwich Elementary School.
James Sunderland awoke a few minutes later, after crashing through a metal door and then landing on his head. He was alive which was a shock. He thought that maybe Pyramid Head would've been right, that James would've died. But he didn't.
James laid on the floor for a few minutes, trying to ignore the pain that was ripping through his head and back. Geez, PHead was going to get it. He really was. James sat up at this point, trying to observe his surroundings. It looked like he was in some room with a couple of desks and some papers about prisoners and dates.
He stood up and saw a first aid kit. James ran over to it and used as much of it as he could, then decided to go up the stairs of doom and find PHead and end his life. Or maybe PHead would end his life; he didn't really know or care.
James went through the door he crashed through and started to walk up the stairs. He calculated that he would be up to ground level in about ten minutes, fifteen at the max. He remembered flying through the air for about five minutes, and he was going pretty fast.
About halfway up the stairs, James saw an image in his head. It was aliens, nude, revenge, Neely Street, a woman, Harold Mason. Harold Mason? That name sounded way to familiar.
"Oh yeah! He was the one I ran into at the café!" James thought aloud. "Maybe I should go and try to warn him."
James ran up the stairs, in SLOW MOTION, and made his way to Neely Street to save Harold Mason, or at least try.
[Opening credits. To the tune of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". Starring Gandalf the Grey, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli the Dwarf, Frodo Baggins, Melissa Harris, Pyramid Head #2, James Sunderland, Dahlia Gillespie, and Harold Mason. With mystery guest stars!]
Gandalf had tried to use his stick to attack the pyramid head thing but the pyramid head just chopped it in half. Luckily, the pyramid head tripped and fell, who knows why, and the three men ran by him, and now stood in a small room that had a newspaper article covered with blood on the floor and a door just in front of it.
"So, we can either go through the door or go back down and face that freak." Legolas said.
"Maybe we should just, uh, go through the door. We're useless against that thing." Gandalf said, sounding embarrassed and opened the door. The three went inside and the door automatically shut, locking them inside a hallway where a scream emitted from somewhere up ahead.
"Two go, one stays." Gimli said.
"I'll stay. You and Gandalf go." Legolas said with an evil grin.
"Damnit Legolas! Fine! Let's go Gandalf." Gimli said and took the wizards hand and led him down the hallway.
Gandalf was very scared no doubt and without his stick, he was useless against anything. Literally anything. In fact, he was so scared that he first burped which turned out to be puke and then he farted really wetly and shit appeared.
The floor started to catch on fire.
"SHIT!!! What's happening!?" Legolas shouted, confused and blinded by the light of fire.
"Gandalf took a huge shit!!" Gimli replied.
Gandalf tried to stop taking shits, but the more he tried to stop, the more shit came out of his largely holed asscrack. Gimli and Gandalf had to go through the door where the scream came from and Legolas had to go back to where the freak was since the fire was so out of control.
Gimli ran through the door, and right when he got through, a huge flame busted out from behind him, blocking Gandalf from the doorway. Legolas ran back the way the freak was and fainted.
"GANDALF HURRY!" Gimli yelled, sounding frightened and confused.
"I, I can't get through the flames without my stick!" Gandalf replied. "Just go on without me!"
(IN SLOW MOTION)
Before Gimli could respond, the floorboards in the hallway gave way and burnt to a crisp. As Gimli screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", Gandalf fell down the hole the floorboards had once covered, and burnt to a crisp.
Frodo stood outside of Room 307 of the Woodside Apartments, kind of scared. It was a good thing that Sam wasn't with him. He would be shitting his head off if he had to accompany Frodo on videotaping monsters having sex.
Frodo pressed his ear up to the door. He couldn't hear anything. What if he was too late? Couldn't be. Why would Melissa have sent him if she had known he would be late? Because she was obviously in love with him. Just look at the way she looked at him. Very flirtatious.
Cut it out, Frodo thought. I'm probably just early. Maybe I'll just go inside and see what's going on. I'll need a secure place to tape from, unless I set the camera up. No, that wouldn't work. It would be seen.
Frodo slowly and quietly opened the door, although it wasn't so quiet. It was very loud. He stepped in and shut the door behind him and immediately starting hearing strange noises coming from the left. He slowly turned his head over and saw the even he was supposed to tape.
If Frodo didn't find a place to hide and tape in about five seconds, he was toast.
Legolas sat against the door to the area that had burnt to a crisp, laughing insanely and rocking back and forth. Remember that evil grin? He had drugged Gandalf's coffee with a shit potion that would make his shit really hot. Legolas had hired that pyramid head guy to scare the shit out of them all and to chop up Gandalf's stick that Legolas happened to rig so that it would send them all to this particular area.
"Hahahahaha…" Legolas laughed insanely as he continued to rock back and forth. Gimli would die soon also. He had used the shit potion in his coffee. It would happen in about ten minutes, fifteen at the max.
Just then, he heard a scream that sounded like Gimli's, a huge wet fart, and then something burning to a crisp.
Legolas got up from being insane and went down the ladder back to the sewer place.
"Hahahahaha!!!" Legolas laughed as he trudged through the water. Where did he have to go again? Oh yeah, he had to finish his job at killing people to make his Goddess be happy. He had to go and dispose of Samwise and Frodo. Sam would be easy but Frodo. He would be a little more harder since he was pretty smart.
Legolas was about to insanely laugh again when something happened. A blast of sand appeared and someone appeared along with it. And it wasn't good. Because it was none other then…
BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Half time]
Harold Mason was very dizzy and his vision was blurred. He couldn't see much. He looked around and saw that he was in the school, the little girls' room. He saw his radio which was smashed to pieces. That Melissa bitch had destroyed his radio and their life together!
Harold cried like a little girl and then realized something. He was nude. He could also feel something on his penis. Scared and frightened, Harold slowly looked up to see what was going on and took a huge shit. Something was riding him, and there were many others like it around him, and they were all nude. Harold screamed like a little girl and came hard.
Melissa Harris had just gotten off the phone with two of her friends and was now walking up the street. If she was thinking right, many people were going to die tonight. Hopefully her whole list of assholes would all be dead! Lita Bloom was going to go and pay a little visit Mary Sunderland, and Veronica Warren was going to have a little chat with Scissorman.
Melissa turned onto Neely Street and saw Harold Mason's nude body up ahead. She wanted to sneak up on him and scare the shit out of him but she just decided to start right in on him.
"Ah, if it isn't my old friend Harold Mason." Melissa said slyly.
She saw that Harold came and took a huge shit.
"Haha! Is that how you greet a friend Harold?"
"You, you destroyed my radio."
"Oh my, you talk and you remember?" Melissa thought that Lita said something about him not being able to talk, and about him being a complete idiot and not remembering anything. Maybe she heard wrong?
"Your radio won't be revived, and you won't be either."
"What makes you say that?"
Melissa laughed at his pathetic sounding voice. She was lucky she hadn't pissed herself yet from the entertainment.
"Dahlia, she came and she will revive me and the radio." Harold said.
Melissa's mind froze. Dahlia? Dahlia Gillespie? What the fuck!? Didn't she die?
"Dahlia won't revive your radio Harold!" Was all she managed to get out.
"I have to fuck someone." Harold responded.
"AHAHAHAHA! Oh, and who is this LUCKY lady, or man?"
"Fuck you, bitch."
"What!!??" Had Harold just called her, a, a bitch?
"You heard me, bitch!"
She had it. "You asshole! You will regret saying that to me!!"
Melissa lifted her right hand in the air and snapped her fingers. Dark clouds hovered over Harold's nude body and thunder sounded. A thick and very bright bolt of lightening came down and started frying Harold's penis to a crisp. The process was halted though, by a familiar sounding voice.
"I don't think so Melissa." It was none other then Lisa Garland's queer drugged up voice.
"Haha! I see that you have come to join our party. Sorry, there are no drugs my little druggie." Melissa replied.
Harold Mason started crying like a little girl but Melissa blocked it out, anxious to hear Lisa's reply.
"Oh, look who's talking, druggie. You snort crack!" Lisa's drugged up voice slurred all of the words together.
"Hah! I snort crack? At least I don't fuck a dead man's body!"
"Excuse me?"
"You said Kaufman died, right?" Melissa was going to rip Lisa apart with this idea.
"Yeah, why?"
"LIAR! I have proof that he is alive! And fucking you by the way!"
"WHAT!!??" Lisa fell to the ground and looked like she was about to have a seizure.
Melissa laughed an evil laugh. "Fell for it, bitch."
Melissa snapped her right fingers together and a huge dick appeared over Lisa's body. It started crushing Lisa to death in slow motion as Melissa laughed insanely.
When Lisa was dead and mangled, not to mention nude by the way, the dick tossed her into the nude dead people pile, where a lot of people were going to end up tonight.
"Keep this in mind Harold," Melissa said, "The next time we meet, that will be the last moment you will be on this planet, alive!"
Melissa turned around and headed out for Rosewater Park. She had to meet up with Frodo Baggins and get the tape. PLUS, there was someone else there that was waiting o be killed and that person's name was Maria Shepard!
James had sat in a driveway, watching that Melissa or whoever she was torture Harold Mason's nude body and killing a young nurse. What a bitch, he thought. He thought about what she had said to Harold before she left, something about him dying the next time they met. He wasn't going to let that happen.
James was going to kill Melissa because of all the bad things she had done and what he saw her do. What a bitch, he thought again. He thought about following her, but he didn't want to get in her way, she could kill him with her bare hands! Melissa kind of scared him a little too. Okay, maybe a little more then just a little. Fine, you got me, James was scared like a little girl of Melissa.
But that wasn't going to stop him from at least trying to kill her. Then, James thought of Pyramid Head's ugly mug. Oh yeah, I was going to kill him wasn't I?, James thought. I should kill him first then Melissa. Let's just hope she doesn't do anything else.
So, James got up and ran off in the direction Melissa was going in. He was going to try the Woodside Apartments first to see if PHead was there. You never know right?
[End credits]
Episode Two
By GamerGirl
[Start episode two]
Gandalf the Grey, Legolas Greenleaf, and Gimli the Dwarf were all sitting in a boat, in the middle of nowhere, literally. They had noticed that Frodo and Sam were gone, so they started to search for them. Luckily, there had been a trail of Hobbit shits floating in the water, so they decided to follow it.
"Where the hell are they? And where the hell are WE?" Legolas said, sounding impatient.
"I don't know." Gandalf responded.
"But you are a wizard. Wizards know all don't they?" Gimli asked.
"Well, not in this case."
"Damn." Legolas said, staring off into the fog. He noticed that there was a light in the distance.
"Hey, guys! I see a light!" Legolas said.
"Great. Why don't we row towards it and see where it leads." Gandalf said wisely.
"No shit Sherlock." Gimli said as he and Legolas started to row towards the light.
A few minutes later, they arrived at a dock that looked like it was about to crumble. Legolas reached out to touch it, and it magically caught on fire and burnt to a crisp.
"Uh, okay then?" Legolas said, confused.
"Don't worry mates! I'll magically transfo- er; I mean transport us to the area past the dock!" Gandalf said, sounding very insane. With a flick of his stick, Gandalf, Gimli and Legolas were all transported to somewhere that wasn't outside. In fact, it looked like they were in an old sewer with two feet of water swishing around feet and part of their legs.
"Aw, what the fuck?" Legolas yelled at Gandalf.
"Oops, lemme try to that again." Gandalf replied as Gimli was standing there, rolling his eyes and imitating Gandalf. Gandalf gave him an evil glare, only to notice that Gimli was now staring straight in front of him, a look of fear in his eyes. Legolas was doing the same exact thing.
Gandalf then heard someone walking towards them in the water. He looked forward and saw something. Something that looked very evil, wearing a hat the shape of a pyramid. It's skin was red and it was carrying something that looked like a stick.
"Shit! It has us trapped!" Gimli said as he tried to search for an escape.
The pyramid head thing was almost close to them. About twelve feet away at the max. Legolas pulled out an arrow and shot it at the pyramid head thing but, it just bounced right off and fell into the water. No damage done.
"Oh, shit." Gandalf said as the three men backed away as far as they could, awaiting their death.
"Your name Frodo Baggins?" Melissa Harris asked the rather tall Hobbit.
"Yes. And you?" Frodo Baggins replied.
"Melissa Harris. Nice to meet you. How tall are you by the way?"
"5'6''. Why?"
"Uh, okay, never mind. Could you do me a favor?" Melissa whipped out her video camera that would destroy Pyramid Head's life forever.
"Uh, what is it?"
"Go to Room 307." Melissa handed Frodo her map of the apartments and had Room 307 circled. "Tape a Mr. Pyramid Head and a Tyrant fucking. Follow him all the way to the apartments next door. Do not let him see you! Tape everyone he fucks. When you are done, meet me at the Rosewater Park across town."
"What about my friend Sam?"
"He can survive on his own, if he would just stop taking shits. Well, I have to go now Mr. Baggins. See you later!"
And with that, Melissa turned around and headed out to the north end of Neely Street, making a pit stop on the way to call a couple of her fellow friends to help her destroy the lives of a couple other people. Scissorman and Mary Shepard Sunderland.
But, Melissa had to focus on confronting and hopefully destroying Harold Mason for now. After all, he did deserve it. Okay, not really, but in her mind he did.
Dahlia Gillespie took a huge shit on Harold Mason's nude body, only to find him eating it and saying "Mmmm" after swallowing, but puking it up later, then eating the puke, then in another five minutes, puking again, ETC.
"Harold Mason of the Nude, I will revive your radio and you only if you have sex with *thinks VERY hard* DANIEL BARROWS!" Dahlia said in a high pitched freaky voice.
Harold Mason tried to raise an eyebrow, but was unsuccessful at it since he was still very paralyzed from an unknown thing. The best he could do was the mouth the sentence, "School girls' bathroom, 2nd floor, Midwich School."
"Thank you Harold Mason. I will be back shortly to do the process of the revival."
And with that, Dahlia started to skip down the road towards the Midwich Elementary School.
James Sunderland awoke a few minutes later, after crashing through a metal door and then landing on his head. He was alive which was a shock. He thought that maybe Pyramid Head would've been right, that James would've died. But he didn't.
James laid on the floor for a few minutes, trying to ignore the pain that was ripping through his head and back. Geez, PHead was going to get it. He really was. James sat up at this point, trying to observe his surroundings. It looked like he was in some room with a couple of desks and some papers about prisoners and dates.
He stood up and saw a first aid kit. James ran over to it and used as much of it as he could, then decided to go up the stairs of doom and find PHead and end his life. Or maybe PHead would end his life; he didn't really know or care.
James went through the door he crashed through and started to walk up the stairs. He calculated that he would be up to ground level in about ten minutes, fifteen at the max. He remembered flying through the air for about five minutes, and he was going pretty fast.
About halfway up the stairs, James saw an image in his head. It was aliens, nude, revenge, Neely Street, a woman, Harold Mason. Harold Mason? That name sounded way to familiar.
"Oh yeah! He was the one I ran into at the café!" James thought aloud. "Maybe I should go and try to warn him."
James ran up the stairs, in SLOW MOTION, and made his way to Neely Street to save Harold Mason, or at least try.
[Opening credits. To the tune of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". Starring Gandalf the Grey, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli the Dwarf, Frodo Baggins, Melissa Harris, Pyramid Head #2, James Sunderland, Dahlia Gillespie, and Harold Mason. With mystery guest stars!]
Gandalf had tried to use his stick to attack the pyramid head thing but the pyramid head just chopped it in half. Luckily, the pyramid head tripped and fell, who knows why, and the three men ran by him, and now stood in a small room that had a newspaper article covered with blood on the floor and a door just in front of it.
"So, we can either go through the door or go back down and face that freak." Legolas said.
"Maybe we should just, uh, go through the door. We're useless against that thing." Gandalf said, sounding embarrassed and opened the door. The three went inside and the door automatically shut, locking them inside a hallway where a scream emitted from somewhere up ahead.
"Two go, one stays." Gimli said.
"I'll stay. You and Gandalf go." Legolas said with an evil grin.
"Damnit Legolas! Fine! Let's go Gandalf." Gimli said and took the wizards hand and led him down the hallway.
Gandalf was very scared no doubt and without his stick, he was useless against anything. Literally anything. In fact, he was so scared that he first burped which turned out to be puke and then he farted really wetly and shit appeared.
The floor started to catch on fire.
"SHIT!!! What's happening!?" Legolas shouted, confused and blinded by the light of fire.
"Gandalf took a huge shit!!" Gimli replied.
Gandalf tried to stop taking shits, but the more he tried to stop, the more shit came out of his largely holed asscrack. Gimli and Gandalf had to go through the door where the scream came from and Legolas had to go back to where the freak was since the fire was so out of control.
Gimli ran through the door, and right when he got through, a huge flame busted out from behind him, blocking Gandalf from the doorway. Legolas ran back the way the freak was and fainted.
"GANDALF HURRY!" Gimli yelled, sounding frightened and confused.
"I, I can't get through the flames without my stick!" Gandalf replied. "Just go on without me!"
(IN SLOW MOTION)
Before Gimli could respond, the floorboards in the hallway gave way and burnt to a crisp. As Gimli screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", Gandalf fell down the hole the floorboards had once covered, and burnt to a crisp.
Frodo stood outside of Room 307 of the Woodside Apartments, kind of scared. It was a good thing that Sam wasn't with him. He would be shitting his head off if he had to accompany Frodo on videotaping monsters having sex.
Frodo pressed his ear up to the door. He couldn't hear anything. What if he was too late? Couldn't be. Why would Melissa have sent him if she had known he would be late? Because she was obviously in love with him. Just look at the way she looked at him. Very flirtatious.
Cut it out, Frodo thought. I'm probably just early. Maybe I'll just go inside and see what's going on. I'll need a secure place to tape from, unless I set the camera up. No, that wouldn't work. It would be seen.
Frodo slowly and quietly opened the door, although it wasn't so quiet. It was very loud. He stepped in and shut the door behind him and immediately starting hearing strange noises coming from the left. He slowly turned his head over and saw the even he was supposed to tape.
If Frodo didn't find a place to hide and tape in about five seconds, he was toast.
Legolas sat against the door to the area that had burnt to a crisp, laughing insanely and rocking back and forth. Remember that evil grin? He had drugged Gandalf's coffee with a shit potion that would make his shit really hot. Legolas had hired that pyramid head guy to scare the shit out of them all and to chop up Gandalf's stick that Legolas happened to rig so that it would send them all to this particular area.
"Hahahahaha…" Legolas laughed insanely as he continued to rock back and forth. Gimli would die soon also. He had used the shit potion in his coffee. It would happen in about ten minutes, fifteen at the max.
Just then, he heard a scream that sounded like Gimli's, a huge wet fart, and then something burning to a crisp.
Legolas got up from being insane and went down the ladder back to the sewer place.
"Hahahahaha!!!" Legolas laughed as he trudged through the water. Where did he have to go again? Oh yeah, he had to finish his job at killing people to make his Goddess be happy. He had to go and dispose of Samwise and Frodo. Sam would be easy but Frodo. He would be a little more harder since he was pretty smart.
Legolas was about to insanely laugh again when something happened. A blast of sand appeared and someone appeared along with it. And it wasn't good. Because it was none other then…
BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Half time]
Harold Mason was very dizzy and his vision was blurred. He couldn't see much. He looked around and saw that he was in the school, the little girls' room. He saw his radio which was smashed to pieces. That Melissa bitch had destroyed his radio and their life together!
Harold cried like a little girl and then realized something. He was nude. He could also feel something on his penis. Scared and frightened, Harold slowly looked up to see what was going on and took a huge shit. Something was riding him, and there were many others like it around him, and they were all nude. Harold screamed like a little girl and came hard.
Melissa Harris had just gotten off the phone with two of her friends and was now walking up the street. If she was thinking right, many people were going to die tonight. Hopefully her whole list of assholes would all be dead! Lita Bloom was going to go and pay a little visit Mary Sunderland, and Veronica Warren was going to have a little chat with Scissorman.
Melissa turned onto Neely Street and saw Harold Mason's nude body up ahead. She wanted to sneak up on him and scare the shit out of him but she just decided to start right in on him.
"Ah, if it isn't my old friend Harold Mason." Melissa said slyly.
She saw that Harold came and took a huge shit.
"Haha! Is that how you greet a friend Harold?"
"You, you destroyed my radio."
"Oh my, you talk and you remember?" Melissa thought that Lita said something about him not being able to talk, and about him being a complete idiot and not remembering anything. Maybe she heard wrong?
"Your radio won't be revived, and you won't be either."
"What makes you say that?"
Melissa laughed at his pathetic sounding voice. She was lucky she hadn't pissed herself yet from the entertainment.
"Dahlia, she came and she will revive me and the radio." Harold said.
Melissa's mind froze. Dahlia? Dahlia Gillespie? What the fuck!? Didn't she die?
"Dahlia won't revive your radio Harold!" Was all she managed to get out.
"I have to fuck someone." Harold responded.
"AHAHAHAHA! Oh, and who is this LUCKY lady, or man?"
"Fuck you, bitch."
"What!!??" Had Harold just called her, a, a bitch?
"You heard me, bitch!"
She had it. "You asshole! You will regret saying that to me!!"
Melissa lifted her right hand in the air and snapped her fingers. Dark clouds hovered over Harold's nude body and thunder sounded. A thick and very bright bolt of lightening came down and started frying Harold's penis to a crisp. The process was halted though, by a familiar sounding voice.
"I don't think so Melissa." It was none other then Lisa Garland's queer drugged up voice.
"Haha! I see that you have come to join our party. Sorry, there are no drugs my little druggie." Melissa replied.
Harold Mason started crying like a little girl but Melissa blocked it out, anxious to hear Lisa's reply.
"Oh, look who's talking, druggie. You snort crack!" Lisa's drugged up voice slurred all of the words together.
"Hah! I snort crack? At least I don't fuck a dead man's body!"
"Excuse me?"
"You said Kaufman died, right?" Melissa was going to rip Lisa apart with this idea.
"Yeah, why?"
"LIAR! I have proof that he is alive! And fucking you by the way!"
"WHAT!!??" Lisa fell to the ground and looked like she was about to have a seizure.
Melissa laughed an evil laugh. "Fell for it, bitch."
Melissa snapped her right fingers together and a huge dick appeared over Lisa's body. It started crushing Lisa to death in slow motion as Melissa laughed insanely.
When Lisa was dead and mangled, not to mention nude by the way, the dick tossed her into the nude dead people pile, where a lot of people were going to end up tonight.
"Keep this in mind Harold," Melissa said, "The next time we meet, that will be the last moment you will be on this planet, alive!"
Melissa turned around and headed out for Rosewater Park. She had to meet up with Frodo Baggins and get the tape. PLUS, there was someone else there that was waiting o be killed and that person's name was Maria Shepard!
James had sat in a driveway, watching that Melissa or whoever she was torture Harold Mason's nude body and killing a young nurse. What a bitch, he thought. He thought about what she had said to Harold before she left, something about him dying the next time they met. He wasn't going to let that happen.
James was going to kill Melissa because of all the bad things she had done and what he saw her do. What a bitch, he thought again. He thought about following her, but he didn't want to get in her way, she could kill him with her bare hands! Melissa kind of scared him a little too. Okay, maybe a little more then just a little. Fine, you got me, James was scared like a little girl of Melissa.
But that wasn't going to stop him from at least trying to kill her. Then, James thought of Pyramid Head's ugly mug. Oh yeah, I was going to kill him wasn't I?, James thought. I should kill him first then Melissa. Let's just hope she doesn't do anything else.
So, James got up and ran off in the direction Melissa was going in. He was going to try the Woodside Apartments first to see if PHead was there. You never know right?
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