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Author Note: Yosies! 'sup! (sorry…I even scared myself there) My friend Alli & I aren't sure who made this up…I think it was me so there! (she's Peep Geek 101…she's good at stuff like this) Anywho….the things I come up with in PE! (That's where most of a Hobbit On The Roof came from) Anyway…REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in case u can't tell…it's to the tune of welcome to Duloc (sp?) from Shrek.
Welcome To Mordor
(Frodo and Sam have just reached Mordor when little Orcs pop up and start singing)
Welcome to Mordor,
Such an evil place!
Follow the rules or we'll hit your face!
Work hard
Stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Mordor is an evil place
Work hard all the day
Find hobbits who are…gay
Mordor is, Mordor is, Mordor is an evil place!