Take Away the Dragon
Author's note/ oi! This is for both Drakey fans and Drakey haters! But yeah, it's another drakey fic.. we just looove drakey! ^___^ oi, at first it may sound like I hate him.. but I really do wuv him :D so woohoo! Read on and screw grammar and add some profanity.. bwahaha.. ahem.. so if I haven't freaked ya out already.. read on, fair marauder.
OH! Btw, this takes place in their uhm.. 5th year :)
Disclaimer/ characters belong to J.K.R! Ya know which ones J
[DISCRETION: may contain some profanity and weirdness]
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Take Away the Dragon;; by, Neleh
Draco Malfoy. Lucius Malfoy's pride and joy. Harry Potter's pain in the ass. Harry Potter was the big shot in school, the celebrity. Where as Draco Malfoy was his adversary, his enemy, the one Slytherin who was always in Harry's face. Got the idea of what Draco Malfoy is now? Well, there's more. While being a cactus up Harry's butt, Draco was also driving Harry's best friends up the wall. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. That says a great deal about Harry doesn't it? He hangs out with two people.. what kind of a celebrity is that? Well, anyways, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were always confronted with Draco.. as much as Draco could, he ran into them and made them look like dweebs in front of as many people as possible.
Let me tell you this, Draco took it a little too far one day and crossed the line. He crossed the line, walked around the corner, and slapped the fat lady sitting on the bus stop. Well, to Harry he went way further than that.. and he was going to pay.
"No. He took it too far, Hermione! I don't get why you won't help! We need your big brain to help with everything! I want to get back at that stupid git now! NOW NOW!" Ron Weasley screeched, banging his hand on the table. He was sitting in the Gryffindor common room with Hermione and Harry. He and Harry were both trying to convince Hermione into helping them..er.. murder Draco Malfoy.
"Ron, like I said before. This is utterly wrong! Even though he almost ripped off your arm and switched around your face, it's not enough to murder someone!" She retorted with a motherly like tone in her voice. She waved her finger at him as if she were going to say 'you're grounded'.
Ron hated this, he didn't like people who were bossy and smart at the same time. "You're not the one with his eyeballs on each ear! I don't understand why you didn't grow bat wings or something."
"Well, maybe because I wasn't anywhere near you! I was in the Li-"
"Library. I know I know," Ron interrupted. He slumped back into his maple-wood chair and put his feet on top of the table.
Harry opened his mouth and to his surprise, instead of utter useless words he said something.
"Come on, Hermione," his voice said, coming from under Ron's arm. Harry had no mouth. Seriously. This obviously was another thing Draco did to piss them off. Ron lifted his arm and there was Harry's mouth, chatting away. "Ron said everything! Look, you're not the one who has to talk from under your best friend's armpit!" Harry said annoyingly. Hermione buried her face in a book and snorted. Lucky for Hermione.. she didn't have anything misplaced on her.. well.. except her hair. He and Ron were.. well, Harry's face was a little more worse than having his mouth transferred to under Ron's pit. Malfoy had somehow figured out how to turn his head into a snow globe. Malfoy was a clever person, too. In the midst of hexing both Ron and Harry, he managed to enrage them by deeply insulting Headmaster Professor Dumbledore, Hagrid, Harry and Ron's parents, the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and Hermione.
"We should get started now, Harry. Miss thing here won't help. So we might as well do it alone." Ron abruptly got up from his chair and dragged Harry across the common room and to the other end. As they made their way, they saw a lot of people do exactly was Hermione did.. bury their face in a book and snort.
"YEAH. GO AHEAD AND SNORT AT US!" Ron angrily shouted at them. He lifted up his arm, expecting Harry to say something. He put it back down when he noticed that everyone was pinching their noses. Harry decided not to add on to Ron's little comment, mostly because he didn't know what to ay. They both sat alone in a corner of the room and kept away from the rest of the people in the common room, mainly to avoid their giggling and snorting.
"So, Ron," Harry asked, his voice muffling under Ron's arm. "How exactly are we going to kill Malfoy?" Ron had lifted his arm and was staring at Harry's moving lips. "I mean, we CAN'T use the unforgivable curses. They're too harsh."
"Oh. Well.. uhh…" Ron looked his he was going to glow a deep scarlet any second. Oops… there it is. He glowed a deep scarlet. He was trying to scratch out something on a piece of parchment. Harry looked over his shoulder to see the word 'Unforgivable' and knew that Ron WAS planning to use the curses. "Uhm. I was ..err thinking we could uh…" He said pretty quickly, tumbling over his words.
"What to do.. what to do," Harry muffled again and waited for Ron to lift his arm.
"Bloody hell, can't wait until Pomfrey finishes that potion to switch us back to normal."
"POTION! That's it, Ron! You're a genius! We can create a potion to.. and then we can.. OOHHH! This is so good! Write this down," Harry excitedly squeaked. He stood up and rammed his fist into his palm. He had an evil smile on his face and the snow in his snow globe head was whirling around. Harry definitely found an idea to murder Draco.
Ron rummaged through his bag for more parchment. Finally, took out a long piece that was crumpled up and had the words 'Dear Hermione' crossed out. Harry didn't bother to ask, but began to talk about his plans. His eyes glittered with evil as he watched Ron jot down his every word.
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