This story is dedicated to Tinkerbell because she (or he) was my first
reviewer.
P.S.: If I spelled Dugray wrong, don't sue me because I don't care. And I own nothing so don't sue period!
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Interviewer: Hello folks, we are back today to interview the wonderfully hot Tristan Dugray.
Tristan: Hi.
Interviewer: Yes we are here in North Carolina in a military school. It took some connections but we managed to get and interview—
Tristan: Say how did you do that?
Interviewer: Hey don't interrupt me when I'm talking! (Tristan quivers in his seat)
Tristan: Okay……..
Interviewer: Okay moving on. Tristan we are here today to get behind the life of living in a military school.
Tristan: Ok, what do you want to know first. How the teachers suck or how the food sucks?
Interviewer: Wow! You're more fun than that other girl I was talking to!
Tristan: What other girl?
Interviewer: Um…….. I think that her first name was Rory. Rory Gilmore. Yeah that is her name. Rory Gilmore.
Tristan: Did she say anything about me.
Interviewer: No nothing really. Nothing but that you were nothing but *beep*.
Tristan: What—
Interviewer: Hey who is beeping me out? Tell me!
Tristan: I think it's that guy behind the camera, the guy with a toupee.
Interviewer: Hey Frank! What are you doing?
Frank: Don't look at me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tristan: I think he's beeping you out.
Interviewer: Duh dumbo! I can hear that! I'm not stupid!
Tristan: You're mean! *Beep*, You don't have to be so *beep*ing mean!
Interviewer: Tristan! I'm the one who is supposed to be mean, not you! So stop swearing! (Coughing comes from somewhere) Okay, moving on. Tristan, you were saying.
Tristan: I was saying…. What was I saying?
Interviewer: I think the last thing you said was "What".
Tristan: Oh really. (Starts to ponder)
Interviewer: Now don't hurt your pretty little head.
Tristan: I have a pretty head? Cool! Wait…….. That was mean!
Interviewer: And it took you so long to realize. (I start to laugh but then is interrupted my coughing)
Tristan: I getting out of here! You're really mean and I don't like you!
Interviewer: Wait we have an interview to do. You can't just skip out on me! I'm the only one who is supposed to do that to people. You're not allowed to do that! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tristan: (heads for the door then is pushed back down to his seat by me) OW!
Interviewer: I'm so strong!
Tristan: Hey that hurts!
Interviewer: Hey is for horses not the incredible Interviewer!
Tristan: So, it still hurt.
Interviewer: Ok fine, sorry…….. Okay, I'm forgiven.
Tristan: What I didn't forgive you. You forgave yourself! You can't do that!
Interviewer: So what id I forgave myself.
Tristan: You can't do that. You (Can't talk because I stun him with a stun gun)
Interviewer: What were you saying.
Tristan: (Start quivering again) Forget it. I forgive you.
Interviewer: Fine, I forgot. I forgive you too. What were you saying before?
Tristan: (Has a puzzled look then remembers) Did Rory really say that about me.
Interviewer: What *beep*? (Tristan nods) No. I just wanted to say it.
Tristan: Ok. What did she say about me?
Interviewer: Nothing much. Mostly she was talking about Dean. She loves him. She even said so. She said that she would die for him even.
Tristan: (A nerve is getting bigger on his forehead) What that dork?
Interviewer: You're telling me. You're much cuter!
Tristan: Yeah I am. Thanks.
Interviewer: You're welcome.
Tristan: I am much cuter.
Interviewer: That you are. (We look into each other's eye and then a cough comes)
Tristan: Why are you looking into my eyes?
Interviewer: Because I love you!
Tristan: Wow! The only reason I'm looking because I can see my reflection in you sunglasses.
Interviewer: Why you little! (I go up to Tristan and try to choke him)
Frank: Stop it the incredible Interviewer! You can't choke the guest! (I stop hurting Tristan)
Interviewer: Okay fine, since you said that I'm "the incredible Interviewer". I am you know. Besides the loser wasn't worth it. On with the interview! Tristan, do you like Rory?
Tristan: Yeah I like Rory!
Interviewer: Do you love her?
Tristan: No, I just want to make out with her.
Interviewer: How about me?
Tristan: Maybe later……..
Interviewer: Fine! You don't get the chance. (I start grinding my teeth as Frank starts coughing again) Stop it Frank, UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A COLD, YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT COUGHING!
Frank: Okay, just don't kill anyone and continue the interview.
Interviewer: Fine! Tristan, does your dad beat you?
Tristan: What! NO! Of course not!
Interviewer: Fine next question: did you know that you look like this one model/actor Chad Michael Murrey?
Tristan: Yeah, he copied my good looks by getting plastic surgery! The *beep*!
Interviewer: No foul language!
Tristan: Sorry! But yeah, I know Chad Michael Murrey! He's a pure loser for copying me!
Interviewer: I love him! He's the hottest guy in the whole world. Unless you count Shane West, who is the really hottest guy in the whole universe.
Tristan: Hey! I thought that you loved me and thought that I was the hottest guy in the universe.
Interviewer: No I don't! I just think that your cute not hot! I love Chad and Shane! Chad, how I love Chad. Shane, how I am in love with Shane!
Tristan: Hey this interview is still going on. Stop daydreaming about a couple losers.
Interviewer: No the image of Shane and Chad are going away! NO!!!!!!!!!! They're gone! (Goes mentally insane for a couple seconds) Ok, fine, I'll continue. Do you like Paris?
Tristan: *beep* NO!
Interviewer: Are you sure? Because, she loves you or at least did.
Tristan: Yeah, I'm sure. Wait, what did you mean did?
Interviewer: Moving on, do you think that Madeline is hot?
Tristan: Duh, at least she has breasts.
Interviewer: So you like breasts?
Tristan: Yeah, me like, me like! Me Like A Lot!
Interviewer: So mainly all you want is a C-cup or above?
Tristan: Yeah!
Interviewer: I have a D-cup.
Tristan: I like D-cups more than C-cups. Though I like Double-Ds more! Do you really have a D-cup?
Interviewer: No, I just wanted to know what you'd say.
Tristan: Bummer! I really wanted to see a D-cup.
Interviewer: Go look in a Playboy magazine, Creep. (Backs chair away from the creep and more coughing comes from the camera) Um…….. Do you like Rory's mom?
Tristan: I don't know; I never met her.
Interviewer: Fine. Don't answer the question.
Tristan: What—
Interviewer: Do you do drugs?
Tristan: No. I've never done drugs.
Interviewer: Liar! Well moving on, do you like cheerleaders?
Tristan: Who wouldn't?
Interviewer: Duh! Girls! Anyway, do you want to go out with a cheerleader?
Tristan: Sure. Who?
Interviewer: Lane.
Tristan: Who's Lane?
Interviewer: She's Rory's best friend.
Tristan: Sure anyway way to see Rory get jealous.
Interviewer: Rory won't be there. Frank bring in Lane now! (Lane enters in a cheerleader's uniform and is really mad)
Lane: Where am I?
Interviewer: North Carolina.
Lane: What!
Tristan: Yay, a cheerleader!
Lane: Hey, you look familiar.
Tristan: I'm Tristan, Tristan Dugray.
Lane: Oh, it's you.
Tristan: Yeah, its me. You can bow down at my feet now. (Lane doesn't move) Want to go out?
Lane: NO! You're a loser. I don't go out with losers. (Looks at me) Hey you're the woman who told me you'd take me to Henry!
Tristan: Forget about Henry! I'm here now!
Interviewer: Don't listen to him besides he's not here. He's in Hartford and you're her in North Carolina!
Lane: What, I want to be back home! And why am I wearing my cheerleading uniform? Last time I remember I was where my pajamas. Did you drug me or something?
Interviewer: Um no…….. Um…….. Maybe…….. No. I don't know what you're talking about? I would never. I'm a good person!
Lane: I heard about you. Rory told me all about you! She said that you were really creepy. You're like a one-person version of the entire cast of Saterday Night Live.
Interviewer: Get her out of here! She's annoying me I need to talk to Tristan. (Lane is taken away) Tristan, do you think that Lane is hot?
Tristan: No, she called me a loser. I'm hurt. But I liked her chest.
Interviewer: Creep. (Scoots chair back more) Tristan do you think that Lane and Henry should be together?
Tristan: Sure they're both Korean.
Interviewer: Yeah they are.
Tristan: Can I go now. Obviously this isn't about my life in a military school.
Interviewer: What makes you think that?
Tristan: "Do you do drugs?" What's that got to do with anything?
Interviewer: We're just getting to know you first.
Tristan: Well you've got a funny way of doing that.
Interviewer: Well moving on—
Tristan: Why do you always say that?
Interviewer: Don't interrupt me! OR I'll stop the interview!
Tristan: Fine, I wanted to go anyway! (Head to the door and goes out)
Interviewer: Ingrate. Frank that's the last time I interview someone in North Carolina!
Frank: You have to say good-bye first.
Interviewer: Fine, I'll say good bye. (Clears throat) Ok folks, that's all we have today, so see you next time on the Interview Channel. Buh-Bye! (Looks at Frank) Can I go now?
Frank: Whatever! (Says Ingrate under breath)
Interviewer: I heard that!
Frank: Fine you heard that!
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So how did you guys like it. I hope that you liked it and thought that it was funny. Any more requests and I'll do them. If people like this I'll go into other topics.
P.S.: If I spelled Dugray wrong, don't sue me because I don't care. And I own nothing so don't sue period!
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Interviewer: Hello folks, we are back today to interview the wonderfully hot Tristan Dugray.
Tristan: Hi.
Interviewer: Yes we are here in North Carolina in a military school. It took some connections but we managed to get and interview—
Tristan: Say how did you do that?
Interviewer: Hey don't interrupt me when I'm talking! (Tristan quivers in his seat)
Tristan: Okay……..
Interviewer: Okay moving on. Tristan we are here today to get behind the life of living in a military school.
Tristan: Ok, what do you want to know first. How the teachers suck or how the food sucks?
Interviewer: Wow! You're more fun than that other girl I was talking to!
Tristan: What other girl?
Interviewer: Um…….. I think that her first name was Rory. Rory Gilmore. Yeah that is her name. Rory Gilmore.
Tristan: Did she say anything about me.
Interviewer: No nothing really. Nothing but that you were nothing but *beep*.
Tristan: What—
Interviewer: Hey who is beeping me out? Tell me!
Tristan: I think it's that guy behind the camera, the guy with a toupee.
Interviewer: Hey Frank! What are you doing?
Frank: Don't look at me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tristan: I think he's beeping you out.
Interviewer: Duh dumbo! I can hear that! I'm not stupid!
Tristan: You're mean! *Beep*, You don't have to be so *beep*ing mean!
Interviewer: Tristan! I'm the one who is supposed to be mean, not you! So stop swearing! (Coughing comes from somewhere) Okay, moving on. Tristan, you were saying.
Tristan: I was saying…. What was I saying?
Interviewer: I think the last thing you said was "What".
Tristan: Oh really. (Starts to ponder)
Interviewer: Now don't hurt your pretty little head.
Tristan: I have a pretty head? Cool! Wait…….. That was mean!
Interviewer: And it took you so long to realize. (I start to laugh but then is interrupted my coughing)
Tristan: I getting out of here! You're really mean and I don't like you!
Interviewer: Wait we have an interview to do. You can't just skip out on me! I'm the only one who is supposed to do that to people. You're not allowed to do that! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tristan: (heads for the door then is pushed back down to his seat by me) OW!
Interviewer: I'm so strong!
Tristan: Hey that hurts!
Interviewer: Hey is for horses not the incredible Interviewer!
Tristan: So, it still hurt.
Interviewer: Ok fine, sorry…….. Okay, I'm forgiven.
Tristan: What I didn't forgive you. You forgave yourself! You can't do that!
Interviewer: So what id I forgave myself.
Tristan: You can't do that. You (Can't talk because I stun him with a stun gun)
Interviewer: What were you saying.
Tristan: (Start quivering again) Forget it. I forgive you.
Interviewer: Fine, I forgot. I forgive you too. What were you saying before?
Tristan: (Has a puzzled look then remembers) Did Rory really say that about me.
Interviewer: What *beep*? (Tristan nods) No. I just wanted to say it.
Tristan: Ok. What did she say about me?
Interviewer: Nothing much. Mostly she was talking about Dean. She loves him. She even said so. She said that she would die for him even.
Tristan: (A nerve is getting bigger on his forehead) What that dork?
Interviewer: You're telling me. You're much cuter!
Tristan: Yeah I am. Thanks.
Interviewer: You're welcome.
Tristan: I am much cuter.
Interviewer: That you are. (We look into each other's eye and then a cough comes)
Tristan: Why are you looking into my eyes?
Interviewer: Because I love you!
Tristan: Wow! The only reason I'm looking because I can see my reflection in you sunglasses.
Interviewer: Why you little! (I go up to Tristan and try to choke him)
Frank: Stop it the incredible Interviewer! You can't choke the guest! (I stop hurting Tristan)
Interviewer: Okay fine, since you said that I'm "the incredible Interviewer". I am you know. Besides the loser wasn't worth it. On with the interview! Tristan, do you like Rory?
Tristan: Yeah I like Rory!
Interviewer: Do you love her?
Tristan: No, I just want to make out with her.
Interviewer: How about me?
Tristan: Maybe later……..
Interviewer: Fine! You don't get the chance. (I start grinding my teeth as Frank starts coughing again) Stop it Frank, UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A COLD, YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT COUGHING!
Frank: Okay, just don't kill anyone and continue the interview.
Interviewer: Fine! Tristan, does your dad beat you?
Tristan: What! NO! Of course not!
Interviewer: Fine next question: did you know that you look like this one model/actor Chad Michael Murrey?
Tristan: Yeah, he copied my good looks by getting plastic surgery! The *beep*!
Interviewer: No foul language!
Tristan: Sorry! But yeah, I know Chad Michael Murrey! He's a pure loser for copying me!
Interviewer: I love him! He's the hottest guy in the whole world. Unless you count Shane West, who is the really hottest guy in the whole universe.
Tristan: Hey! I thought that you loved me and thought that I was the hottest guy in the universe.
Interviewer: No I don't! I just think that your cute not hot! I love Chad and Shane! Chad, how I love Chad. Shane, how I am in love with Shane!
Tristan: Hey this interview is still going on. Stop daydreaming about a couple losers.
Interviewer: No the image of Shane and Chad are going away! NO!!!!!!!!!! They're gone! (Goes mentally insane for a couple seconds) Ok, fine, I'll continue. Do you like Paris?
Tristan: *beep* NO!
Interviewer: Are you sure? Because, she loves you or at least did.
Tristan: Yeah, I'm sure. Wait, what did you mean did?
Interviewer: Moving on, do you think that Madeline is hot?
Tristan: Duh, at least she has breasts.
Interviewer: So you like breasts?
Tristan: Yeah, me like, me like! Me Like A Lot!
Interviewer: So mainly all you want is a C-cup or above?
Tristan: Yeah!
Interviewer: I have a D-cup.
Tristan: I like D-cups more than C-cups. Though I like Double-Ds more! Do you really have a D-cup?
Interviewer: No, I just wanted to know what you'd say.
Tristan: Bummer! I really wanted to see a D-cup.
Interviewer: Go look in a Playboy magazine, Creep. (Backs chair away from the creep and more coughing comes from the camera) Um…….. Do you like Rory's mom?
Tristan: I don't know; I never met her.
Interviewer: Fine. Don't answer the question.
Tristan: What—
Interviewer: Do you do drugs?
Tristan: No. I've never done drugs.
Interviewer: Liar! Well moving on, do you like cheerleaders?
Tristan: Who wouldn't?
Interviewer: Duh! Girls! Anyway, do you want to go out with a cheerleader?
Tristan: Sure. Who?
Interviewer: Lane.
Tristan: Who's Lane?
Interviewer: She's Rory's best friend.
Tristan: Sure anyway way to see Rory get jealous.
Interviewer: Rory won't be there. Frank bring in Lane now! (Lane enters in a cheerleader's uniform and is really mad)
Lane: Where am I?
Interviewer: North Carolina.
Lane: What!
Tristan: Yay, a cheerleader!
Lane: Hey, you look familiar.
Tristan: I'm Tristan, Tristan Dugray.
Lane: Oh, it's you.
Tristan: Yeah, its me. You can bow down at my feet now. (Lane doesn't move) Want to go out?
Lane: NO! You're a loser. I don't go out with losers. (Looks at me) Hey you're the woman who told me you'd take me to Henry!
Tristan: Forget about Henry! I'm here now!
Interviewer: Don't listen to him besides he's not here. He's in Hartford and you're her in North Carolina!
Lane: What, I want to be back home! And why am I wearing my cheerleading uniform? Last time I remember I was where my pajamas. Did you drug me or something?
Interviewer: Um no…….. Um…….. Maybe…….. No. I don't know what you're talking about? I would never. I'm a good person!
Lane: I heard about you. Rory told me all about you! She said that you were really creepy. You're like a one-person version of the entire cast of Saterday Night Live.
Interviewer: Get her out of here! She's annoying me I need to talk to Tristan. (Lane is taken away) Tristan, do you think that Lane is hot?
Tristan: No, she called me a loser. I'm hurt. But I liked her chest.
Interviewer: Creep. (Scoots chair back more) Tristan do you think that Lane and Henry should be together?
Tristan: Sure they're both Korean.
Interviewer: Yeah they are.
Tristan: Can I go now. Obviously this isn't about my life in a military school.
Interviewer: What makes you think that?
Tristan: "Do you do drugs?" What's that got to do with anything?
Interviewer: We're just getting to know you first.
Tristan: Well you've got a funny way of doing that.
Interviewer: Well moving on—
Tristan: Why do you always say that?
Interviewer: Don't interrupt me! OR I'll stop the interview!
Tristan: Fine, I wanted to go anyway! (Head to the door and goes out)
Interviewer: Ingrate. Frank that's the last time I interview someone in North Carolina!
Frank: You have to say good-bye first.
Interviewer: Fine, I'll say good bye. (Clears throat) Ok folks, that's all we have today, so see you next time on the Interview Channel. Buh-Bye! (Looks at Frank) Can I go now?
Frank: Whatever! (Says Ingrate under breath)
Interviewer: I heard that!
Frank: Fine you heard that!
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So how did you guys like it. I hope that you liked it and thought that it was funny. Any more requests and I'll do them. If people like this I'll go into other topics.