Hello people! I'm so sorry that I took so long to write this but I could
write anything in the last week. I had to study, do my Famous Face and a
compare and contrast story on girls in the late nineteenth century with the
girls of the current century. See! That's a lot of stuff to do. But the
good news is that I found out that I can type over 50 words per minute so
that means I can do all my homework and still have the time to write this.
Also the in the last couple of weeks, I haven't had the inspiration to
write anything. It's been ages since I written anything for my other
stories, but then again that's for my stories with actual plots. This
doesn't. Gosh, I love comedies! Well anyway, the show is about to begin!
Have fun reading my story! And review gosh dang it! *SEE NO SWEARING* I
don't have problems, just my characters. I'm actually very nice and do
hours of volunteer hours out of my own free will! I'm not psycho!
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The camera is on The Incredible Interviewer, who is appearing to you with a really big smile and a mountain load of money behind her.
Interviewer: Hello ladies and gentlemen in TV land. I'm back! I'm so sorry that I took so long. I was sent to an anger management and I wasn't allowed to get out until I got my attitude corrected! I have an attitude? I don't have an attitude. Do I Frank?
Frank: I think that you slightly do….
Interviewer: What are you talking about? I don't house an attitude problem! I don't have any attitude problems. You do maybe, but me, no.
Frank: Yes you do! You have loads of problems! You also have loads of anger problems.
Interviewer: (Lunges at Frank taking the camera and making him on live TV) How do you like it when people you have to work with are annoying? Well tell us Frank! Tell me!
Frank: (Tries to get away from me by hiding behind the desk I was sitting in) Get away! This isn't my show! And this in on live TV! You're messing up your show!
Interviewer: (thinks about it and then realizes he is right) You are right Frank. You are very much right. You don't belong on TV. I do. (Frank looks puzzled by me agreeing with him but then realizes what I meant) Well anyway, Frank! Get away from my money and my desk. I'm the only one that is supposed to be in the spotlight! (Frank gets out of the chair and grumbles something under his breath) What was that Frank?
Frank: Oh nothing. (Grumbles some more)
Interviewer: What did you say? I can't hear you? If you have something to say why don't you say something?
Frank: I think that you shouldn't have this show because you are a crazy bat! I think that you should be admitted to a mental institute or something!
Interviewer: Well! If that what you feel like Frank, you can leave! You can just leave! You check will be in the mail! (Frank looks shocked) Shocked? I thought that you would be!
Frank: But YOU can't fire me! You CAN'T FIRE me! You can't fire ME! I'm the only one here who can work that camera.
Interviewer: Not anymore. In the anticipation that you would do this to me, I had convinced the Interview Channel to train a second cameraperson to know how to work that camera. Ha! You are totally dispersible. (As I am talking, another cameraperson comes out of a door behind me with a big smile on her face) See Frank that is what a cameraperson from here should look like. Smiling! Martha is my new cameraperson! Isn't she wonderful? Martha? (Martha looks at me) Can you position the camera so that the people in TV land can see you? (Martha says yes and the camera is on her) See Frank, she does all I tell her to do. Good Martha. (Martha smiles)
Frank: She's a freakin' robot!
Interviewer: SO? Robots are the future! Do you have a problem with that?
Frank: Yes, I have family and a dog Rufis to take care of. I can't get fired.
Interviewer: Better of thought of it then. (Thinks about it for a moment) Say Frank, do you want to be interviewed?
Frank: Me?
Interviewer: Yeah, why not? We were going to go to Star Hollow to stalk Lane Kim, but I think that you would be a better person to interview. I really think that you would be a great person to interview. So Frank, what do you say? Do you want to do it?
Frank: Let me think about it.
::::::::Five minutes later::::::::
Interviewer: Frank! What do you say? I've been waiting for about six minutes now? I want an answer! I need an answer!
Frank: Fine, I'll do it! As long as I get payed.
Interviewer: Fine! (Takes about $500 hundred dollars from the mountain load of money behind me and give him the money he wants) Here you have your money. Now can we start?
Frank: Sure. I'm sit here. (He chooses a chair far from my reach but still near enough to talk to me and be in the shot) What is your first question?
Interviewer: Well, I think that we should tell what we want to come out of this story. I think we the main focal point is what it's like to be a cameraman. Wait an ex-cameraman.
Frank: Fine with me.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you like the open sea?
Frank: Yeah, I guess, I haven't been on a ship in year though.
Interviewer: That's nice. Next question: Do you like the past people I have interviewed?
Frank: No not really. I think that all of them are really weird. None of them make any sense at all and all of them had problems or you gave them some after the interview.
Interviewer: What do you mean be that?
Frank: I'm just saying that you bring out the bad in people.
Interviewer: Do not!
Frank: Yes you do!
Interviewer: (Wants to choke him but stops myself) What do you think about my show?
Frank: I think that your show is okay.
Interviewer: Okay? What do you mean by ok? Okay good? Or okay bad?
Frank: I just mean that I like other shows better than this one. This isn't my favorite show.
Interviewer: Frank this is my show. You are supposed to like it! I like other shows that I go on. I also go on shows that aren't that good but I still go on them and say that I love the show. That is what you are supposed to do, you retard! (Realizes that my anger is skyrocketing and sits back down on her chair) Okay next question. I want to know whom I should interview next. So whom do you think I should interview next?
Frank: Well I think that you should interview that guy who owns Dosey's Market. Taylor, I think that is his name. I think that he is a real swell guy. Always doing the right thing and never going anything ostentatious.
Interviewer: Frank, this is an Interview show for crazy people. Don't use any long words that we won't know the definition of. Okay? (Smiles in a really perky way)
Frank: Don't do that!
Interviewer: What? (Smiles some more)
Frank: That! Stop that fake, creepy-assed smile!
Interviewer: Frank, no swearing! I don't want little children to watching this and repeating what you are saying!
Frank: I don't get you! You don't make any sense! First you physically abuse people, then you bribe me, and then you tell every one that I shouldn't be swearing! That doesn't make any sence at all!
Interviewer: Yes it does!
Frank: NO it doesn't! It don't under stand you!
Interviewer: Whatever! I don't want you continue this! The next question is if you like to eat butter.
Frank: I don't know. Why are you asking about butter? That's not even food. I think that you have gone crazy. I really think that you are crazy.
Interviewer: MY FREAKIN' GOD YOU ARE REALLY MEAN!
This interview is over. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm going home. When you are over your power trip, I will try to reconsider your canceled interview. I think that I should move. Yes I'm moving. London here I come!
Martha: I think that you should give a good bye for right now.
Interviewer: Martha. Martha. You are always so polite. See Frank that is what you are supposed to be like.
Frank: Yeah, whatever!
Interviewer: Whatever Frank. I have to say good bye now. Good by now. Until later when I get done suing Frank.
Frank: What, you never said that you were going to sue me!
Interviewer: Well I am!
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So do you like it?
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The camera is on The Incredible Interviewer, who is appearing to you with a really big smile and a mountain load of money behind her.
Interviewer: Hello ladies and gentlemen in TV land. I'm back! I'm so sorry that I took so long. I was sent to an anger management and I wasn't allowed to get out until I got my attitude corrected! I have an attitude? I don't have an attitude. Do I Frank?
Frank: I think that you slightly do….
Interviewer: What are you talking about? I don't house an attitude problem! I don't have any attitude problems. You do maybe, but me, no.
Frank: Yes you do! You have loads of problems! You also have loads of anger problems.
Interviewer: (Lunges at Frank taking the camera and making him on live TV) How do you like it when people you have to work with are annoying? Well tell us Frank! Tell me!
Frank: (Tries to get away from me by hiding behind the desk I was sitting in) Get away! This isn't my show! And this in on live TV! You're messing up your show!
Interviewer: (thinks about it and then realizes he is right) You are right Frank. You are very much right. You don't belong on TV. I do. (Frank looks puzzled by me agreeing with him but then realizes what I meant) Well anyway, Frank! Get away from my money and my desk. I'm the only one that is supposed to be in the spotlight! (Frank gets out of the chair and grumbles something under his breath) What was that Frank?
Frank: Oh nothing. (Grumbles some more)
Interviewer: What did you say? I can't hear you? If you have something to say why don't you say something?
Frank: I think that you shouldn't have this show because you are a crazy bat! I think that you should be admitted to a mental institute or something!
Interviewer: Well! If that what you feel like Frank, you can leave! You can just leave! You check will be in the mail! (Frank looks shocked) Shocked? I thought that you would be!
Frank: But YOU can't fire me! You CAN'T FIRE me! You can't fire ME! I'm the only one here who can work that camera.
Interviewer: Not anymore. In the anticipation that you would do this to me, I had convinced the Interview Channel to train a second cameraperson to know how to work that camera. Ha! You are totally dispersible. (As I am talking, another cameraperson comes out of a door behind me with a big smile on her face) See Frank that is what a cameraperson from here should look like. Smiling! Martha is my new cameraperson! Isn't she wonderful? Martha? (Martha looks at me) Can you position the camera so that the people in TV land can see you? (Martha says yes and the camera is on her) See Frank, she does all I tell her to do. Good Martha. (Martha smiles)
Frank: She's a freakin' robot!
Interviewer: SO? Robots are the future! Do you have a problem with that?
Frank: Yes, I have family and a dog Rufis to take care of. I can't get fired.
Interviewer: Better of thought of it then. (Thinks about it for a moment) Say Frank, do you want to be interviewed?
Frank: Me?
Interviewer: Yeah, why not? We were going to go to Star Hollow to stalk Lane Kim, but I think that you would be a better person to interview. I really think that you would be a great person to interview. So Frank, what do you say? Do you want to do it?
Frank: Let me think about it.
::::::::Five minutes later::::::::
Interviewer: Frank! What do you say? I've been waiting for about six minutes now? I want an answer! I need an answer!
Frank: Fine, I'll do it! As long as I get payed.
Interviewer: Fine! (Takes about $500 hundred dollars from the mountain load of money behind me and give him the money he wants) Here you have your money. Now can we start?
Frank: Sure. I'm sit here. (He chooses a chair far from my reach but still near enough to talk to me and be in the shot) What is your first question?
Interviewer: Well, I think that we should tell what we want to come out of this story. I think we the main focal point is what it's like to be a cameraman. Wait an ex-cameraman.
Frank: Fine with me.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you like the open sea?
Frank: Yeah, I guess, I haven't been on a ship in year though.
Interviewer: That's nice. Next question: Do you like the past people I have interviewed?
Frank: No not really. I think that all of them are really weird. None of them make any sense at all and all of them had problems or you gave them some after the interview.
Interviewer: What do you mean be that?
Frank: I'm just saying that you bring out the bad in people.
Interviewer: Do not!
Frank: Yes you do!
Interviewer: (Wants to choke him but stops myself) What do you think about my show?
Frank: I think that your show is okay.
Interviewer: Okay? What do you mean by ok? Okay good? Or okay bad?
Frank: I just mean that I like other shows better than this one. This isn't my favorite show.
Interviewer: Frank this is my show. You are supposed to like it! I like other shows that I go on. I also go on shows that aren't that good but I still go on them and say that I love the show. That is what you are supposed to do, you retard! (Realizes that my anger is skyrocketing and sits back down on her chair) Okay next question. I want to know whom I should interview next. So whom do you think I should interview next?
Frank: Well I think that you should interview that guy who owns Dosey's Market. Taylor, I think that is his name. I think that he is a real swell guy. Always doing the right thing and never going anything ostentatious.
Interviewer: Frank, this is an Interview show for crazy people. Don't use any long words that we won't know the definition of. Okay? (Smiles in a really perky way)
Frank: Don't do that!
Interviewer: What? (Smiles some more)
Frank: That! Stop that fake, creepy-assed smile!
Interviewer: Frank, no swearing! I don't want little children to watching this and repeating what you are saying!
Frank: I don't get you! You don't make any sense! First you physically abuse people, then you bribe me, and then you tell every one that I shouldn't be swearing! That doesn't make any sence at all!
Interviewer: Yes it does!
Frank: NO it doesn't! It don't under stand you!
Interviewer: Whatever! I don't want you continue this! The next question is if you like to eat butter.
Frank: I don't know. Why are you asking about butter? That's not even food. I think that you have gone crazy. I really think that you are crazy.
Interviewer: MY FREAKIN' GOD YOU ARE REALLY MEAN!
This interview is over. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm going home. When you are over your power trip, I will try to reconsider your canceled interview. I think that I should move. Yes I'm moving. London here I come!
Martha: I think that you should give a good bye for right now.
Interviewer: Martha. Martha. You are always so polite. See Frank that is what you are supposed to be like.
Frank: Yeah, whatever!
Interviewer: Whatever Frank. I have to say good bye now. Good by now. Until later when I get done suing Frank.
Frank: What, you never said that you were going to sue me!
Interviewer: Well I am!
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So do you like it?