Three days have passed. Duo should be back from his mission by now. He'll
probably sleep as soon as he reaches the safe house, then eat. I predict
that he'll read my message within seven or eight hours of completing his
mission. I'll have to make sure to check tonight. Until then, however,
Relena is saying something about going swimming in half an hour...
* * *
``` I bought a new swimsuit yesterday. I hope that Heero likes it! He's agreed to go swimming with me in half an hour; I wonder if he owns any swim trunks? He doesn't seem to be the type to go swimming often, but then again, he's always so well prepared...
Ah well, I suppose that it doesn't really matter. I'll have one of my servants go out and purchase a pair of swim trunks for him immediately, just in case. I wonder what color he would look good in...? ```
* * *
I don't know whether I feel like laughing or killing the girl. I had agreed to watch over Relena as she went swimming in her pool outside, intending to just make sure nothing happened to her. She took it upon herself, however, to force me to swim with her.
The major problem with this is simple: I don't like to swim. Swimming is not required to achieve this mission unless Relena is in danger of drowning, in which case I would just jump into the water regardless of what I was wearing, so I didn't bring any swimming trunks. Relena decided to buy some for me.
This in itself is not so horrible a thing, and I realize it. If she would have gotten me black or green, or even blue, I would have been fine. Instead, she decided to get me a pair of pastel pink and blue swim trunks decorated with unicorns, rabbits, flowers, and butterflies. I shudder just to think of them; I refuse to look at myself. Relena insists that I look 'adorable'. I insist that I am going to strangle her as soon as her importance runs its course and dies.
* * *
''' Heero looks so utterly adorable in the swim trunks I just presented him with! They're so cute and pretty, all pale pink and blue! I wonder if I could persuade him to wear pastels more often, they really do make him look so much more... Kind? Approachable?
Oh, look! He's staring at me, he must like my swimsuit! I must admit that I do look incredibly stunning in it; pink is my color, after all... ```
* * *
As Relena walks back into the room, I can't help but stare at her appearance. I didn't think it was possible, but her swimsuit is even more appalling than my own. She's wearing a glittering, pink, one piece bathing suit decorated with disgustingly cute animals. Even more ridiculous is the 'skirt' portion of her outfit: it looks like an overly ruffly tutu! I don't see how anyone would want to wear that. I don't understand how the company selling it has managed to stay in business. What is the world coming to?
I pull my eyes away from the horrendous sight; Relena is getting a bit too happy. She must think that I'm staring at her in admiration. As WuFei would say... Baka onna!
I'm being dragged into the swimming pool now. Relena is practically hanging off of me. I wonder if I can force myself to drown...?
* * *
``` I bought a new swimsuit yesterday. I hope that Heero likes it! He's agreed to go swimming with me in half an hour; I wonder if he owns any swim trunks? He doesn't seem to be the type to go swimming often, but then again, he's always so well prepared...
Ah well, I suppose that it doesn't really matter. I'll have one of my servants go out and purchase a pair of swim trunks for him immediately, just in case. I wonder what color he would look good in...? ```
* * *
I don't know whether I feel like laughing or killing the girl. I had agreed to watch over Relena as she went swimming in her pool outside, intending to just make sure nothing happened to her. She took it upon herself, however, to force me to swim with her.
The major problem with this is simple: I don't like to swim. Swimming is not required to achieve this mission unless Relena is in danger of drowning, in which case I would just jump into the water regardless of what I was wearing, so I didn't bring any swimming trunks. Relena decided to buy some for me.
This in itself is not so horrible a thing, and I realize it. If she would have gotten me black or green, or even blue, I would have been fine. Instead, she decided to get me a pair of pastel pink and blue swim trunks decorated with unicorns, rabbits, flowers, and butterflies. I shudder just to think of them; I refuse to look at myself. Relena insists that I look 'adorable'. I insist that I am going to strangle her as soon as her importance runs its course and dies.
* * *
''' Heero looks so utterly adorable in the swim trunks I just presented him with! They're so cute and pretty, all pale pink and blue! I wonder if I could persuade him to wear pastels more often, they really do make him look so much more... Kind? Approachable?
Oh, look! He's staring at me, he must like my swimsuit! I must admit that I do look incredibly stunning in it; pink is my color, after all... ```
* * *
As Relena walks back into the room, I can't help but stare at her appearance. I didn't think it was possible, but her swimsuit is even more appalling than my own. She's wearing a glittering, pink, one piece bathing suit decorated with disgustingly cute animals. Even more ridiculous is the 'skirt' portion of her outfit: it looks like an overly ruffly tutu! I don't see how anyone would want to wear that. I don't understand how the company selling it has managed to stay in business. What is the world coming to?
I pull my eyes away from the horrendous sight; Relena is getting a bit too happy. She must think that I'm staring at her in admiration. As WuFei would say... Baka onna!
I'm being dragged into the swimming pool now. Relena is practically hanging off of me. I wonder if I can force myself to drown...?