``` Dragging myself out of the pool and shaking the water out of my hair, I try to think of where Heero could have gone. That's when it hits me: just follow the trail of wet footprints! It's so obvious. Why didn't it hit me sooner?

Heading into my mansion, the trail goes up the stairs to the second floor. Second floor… That's where Heero's bedroom is! Is that where he's going?

Step, step, step… They end at a door. Heero's bedroom door, to be exact. I know that I'm getting angry, but who wouldn't? Why did he take that… that… jerk into his bedroom and leave me behind?!? That stupid American must have brainwashed him with his evil powers. That's the only reasonable explanation, after all.

"Heero, open the door right now." I call as calmly as I can, knocking politely. They don't respond, but they can't fool me. I know they're in there, and I'm not about to give up! They have to let me in eventually.

"Heero! Open the door! This is my house, and I demand that you open the door right now!" I demand, my voice firmer this time. I'm trying my best to stay polite, but my patience, for all that I am a wonderful diplomat, can only stretch so far…

I hear someone say something; it sounds like that stupid pilot with the braid. A few moments later, the door opens.

I walk in quickly, not giving Heero's 'friend' a chance to close the door on my face. Drifting past Heero, I walk over to where Duo is sitting, in the chair next to Heero's bed. Our eyes meet, and I do my very best to look intimidating. I know that with a beautiful face like mine that's hard to do, but I'm sure that I'll manage.

I hold his eyes for a moment, then he breaks away. Just as I thought, he can't bear to go up against my invincible will! I feel his filthy gaze roaming over my body; it takes all my dignity and self control to keep from slapping him. Then the unexpected happens: he bursts out laughing.

That's the second time today alone! What is so funny?!?!? I just don't understand him at all! He must be high on some sort of drugs. Or perhaps he's drunk. Yes, that would explain everything. ```