Author's Note-I couldn't help but wonder what Carrot and Mille would do in the box. At first it was my 'zinger' ending (damn my English teacher), but now it's torture. And besides Carrot and Mille do make a cute couple ^^. So without further ado Carrot and Mille in 'the box'.
The Lover's Cube-Part 2
"Well what d'ya know," Gateau smiled, then started laughing insanely.
"Darling!!!" Chocolat shrieked. She grabbed the box and started shaking it.
Marron took it from her, "Don't do that, you might hurt them.
"What's that?" Salad pointed at the Twister board.
"Mille's Twister board," Tira said. "We were playing, but Mille had everyone's win record."
"Now what will we do?" Chocolat asked.
Potato grinned evilly, "Leth play twuth or dare." He was looking at Tira and Chocolat when he said that.
"All right!" Everyone agreed.
In the Box....
"No, no, no, no," Carrot's eye's bugged out and his mouth foamed.
"My what an interesting turn of events," Mille giggled like a catholic school girl that just heard a dirty joke.
"Gettaway from me," Carrot held his pointer fingers up in a + fashion.
"Awww you don't wanna play," Mille pouted and batted his eyes.
Carrot turned pink all over. Then started running around the room screaming "No, I'm straight. Me like girls, not guys. WHY AM I BLUSHING!!!!" After running three or four laps around the room he tripped over a bottle of what looked like wine. And feeling the need to drink up and hopefully pass out popped out the cork and downed it in one mammoth swig.
Back Outside...
"Chocolat," Salad announced. "Truth or Dare."
"Ummm.." Chocolat thought carefully. From the first question the seemingly innocent game turned dirty. The Truth questions were heavy enough, the dares were worse, but gave everyone dirty laughs. Except for Potato, who sometimes was to young to get it.
"Truth," she finally announced.
Salad pouted a bit and thought of a question. "Have you ever been with a woman?"
"No," Chocolat said not as quickly and in as much of a disgusted tone as most would expect. Now it was her turn. She scanned the hall for someone who hadn't asked or gone yet. Ah-ha..... Marron.
It's Cube Time...(hee hee teasing ain't it ^^)
Carrot tried to get the last non-existent bits of the wine out of the bottle. Then realizing that there was none left whimpered and sat down a good ways from the bed. Where Mille was lying, stretching toward him like a kitty-cat.
"No one has to know..." he licked his lips and smiled at Carrot.
"I have to live with myself though!" Carrot screamed quite hysterically
"And that's a problem."
"I haven't seen enough babes yet."
"Maybe you aren't made for women."
Carrot shuddered and tried to think of a change in subject. "Do you know if Marron's gay?"
Mille smiled naughtily, "Why? You trying to keep up with him?"
"No!!!"
Mille laughed, "Your brother's very sexy Carrot."
"How do you know?!"
"I have eyes don't I. I can see all the girls that stare at him. Men too, especially Gateau."
"Marron, girls, staring?!" A few jealous fumes burned within Carrot.
"I think you're sexy too Carrot. The way you hit on me the first time we met. Didn't even know my name and you were willing to go all the way."
"I thought you were a girl! That was false advertisement!"
"Still, you seemed interested even after..."
Carrot turned cherry (hee) red and shrank further away from Mille. Suddenly his hormones kicked into overdrive. His mind was assaulted by a particularly vivid daydream of what would've happened if the plan didn't screw up.
Truth or Dare! What will Marron Choose? (O-K the switch places thingies are starting to get cheesy)
Marron sat in shock, here he was trying to sit in the shadows and hopefully not be selected. The rest of the Sorcerer Hunters, Salad, Jeeves and even Potato were starting to stare at him like lusty wolves. He closed his eyes and squeaked out the first word that came to mind...
"Dare."
Chocolat squealed with glee and sat thinking up a good dare. Honestly she thought Marron would wimp out and choose truth. A pair of little devil horns sprung up from her hair. "Marron you have to..." She saw Gateau straining with anticipation like he was constipated and vetoed her idea to have him french Gateau. Even if she wanted to know Marron's sexual preferences, she was feeling cruel to animals.
"You have to french kiss Tira!"
Everyone except Marron, Tira and Gateau almost exploded with exited squeals. Marron looked at Tira, who tried to shrink behind her glasses. Chocolat was suddenly hit by the Divine Mallet of Inspiration(tm), she didn't have to have Marron kiss Gateau to find out if he was well gay.
"Don't like girls Marron." She smiled evilly, obviously ignoring the fact that Tira was just as, if even more, shy than Marron.
Salad wasn't about to have someone she just slept with not even an hour ago be labeled gay. Well at least not until the day after, but not now not even an hour later. She quite sneakily gave Marron a little kick towards Tira. And Tira thinking Marron was coming for her and not wanting to look helpless met him halfway. They had a steamy little french kiss that lasted about 2.5 seconds, almost made Gateau puke and sent Potato's little mind swimming with expectancy.
Chocolat was a bit disappointed, but not much. Now it was Marron's turn. Marron looked around, he found Jeeves and popped the question
"Jeeves, Truth or Dare?"
The old man was shocked and immediately said, "Truth."
Marron, having expected Potato's keeper to do so smiled and gave Jeeves his question,
"Do you love Potato, Jeeves. And I don't mean like a child."
The other's nearly went into cardiac arrest, expecting Marron to ask a dumb question like a junior high kid.
Jeeves' eyes sparkled, "Yes, Potato I love you. Marry me Master Potato!"
Both Potato and Salad fainted
Back In the Cube After That Rather Long Intermission...
Carrot's mind turned back on. He was sitting on a chair, his pants were gone, hands down south 'visiting little Carrot', a puddle of drool on his left thigh, and Mille was staring at him quite hungrily. Damnit! Why'd I do that with Mille right there.
"You do that a lot Carrot?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Hmmm can't let that go to waste."
Carrot shrank back in his chair, "It's happy the way it is."
"How do you know," Mille purred, sitting up and revealing a bulge under his sash.
Carrot sweat dropped and reddened again, "B-but I'm too young for this."
"Marron and Salad were in here, and that bottle was half empty. He's younger than you."
"That was with a woman. It's unnatural with a guy."
Mille thought a bit, then smiled. "You could always pretend that I was a woman."
Why not the little pervert inside Carrot said. NO! Mille's a guy always will be a guy and never will be anything but a guy, he thought back.
Mille took his hair out of the high ponytail it was in. Purple curls fell in a soft waterfall around Mille's face. Carrot started to wonder if the man's pubic hair was purple, but shook it out of his mind. Mille took his scarf. loosened it a bit and wrapped the loose end around his face like a veil. Carrot looked away, no Mille was getting femininer and femininer. If this kept up he wouldn't be able to hold back.
Back With the Others...
After Salad woke up, she called the Truth or Dare game off. Sent Potato to bed with a maid, and ordered Jeeves away to do whatever. Then pulled a deck of cards out of nowhere and announced if anyone wanted to play cards.
They moved back into Salad's room with the box and at first played a game of Go Fish. That descended to Spades, then to Blackjack, Gin Rummy, Poker, Old Maid and finally at Chocolat's suggestion with Gateau's un denied approval...Strip Poker.
With Those Not Playing Old Maid...
This was getting bad, Carrot thought. Mille found a red ruffly skirt in on of the dressers in the room, and put that on over his pants which were very quickly shed. He looked so much like a woman that it was...a turn on?
"Carrot." Mille called out.
Must hold back, must hold back, must have dignity. Hold fast to the truth, Mille is a guy, Mille is a guy.
"Yoo-hoo Carrot"
Mille is a guy that looks like a hot chi-Damnit! Well if he did this he could always lie and say it was with a babe. Not some drag queen, perverted, very attractive-Damnit. "You are going to keep it in this room?" Carrot fiddled with his fingers.
"What?" Carrot broke Mille's groove for a second.
"You wont tell Pop, or Gateau, or Marron, or Chocolat, or Tira, or Mama, or Daughter, or any of the other Sorcerer Hunters and anyone else I missed."
Oh a shy one, Mille could play that game, "Of course not Carrot dear. Do you want to go first or should I?"
That busted up Carrot's groove. He curled up into a ball whimpering things like "Girls are better", "I'm straight" and many other spirit helping things.
Hmmm... so he was playing hard to get..
Poker land
Tira was kicking everyone's ass at strip poker. She only lost her glasses, Salad only had her skirt and one ribbon on, Chocolat her panties and boots, Marron the white pants he wore under his surcoat, and Gateau only his shorts.
The next round was Salad versus Tira. The cards were drawn, Tira took a card, Salad didn't. Tira laid her cards out-three of a kind, then Salad triumphantly dropped her cards-a full house. Time for Tira to take something off...She took the most obvious article on her, her huge billowing cape.
BUT! Under that OH MY! A black spiked collar and bracelets, a black leather halter top, black leather thong, thigh length boots and elbow length gloves OH MY, OH MY! She smiled like the evil dominatrix she was without her cape.
"So Chocolat," she pulled a candle out of nowhere (what's with them and pulling stuff out of nowhere? Hyperspace pockets that's what ^^),"never been with a girl." She leaned forward and planted a kiss on Chocolat's lips. Salad didn't want to be left out, she'd never been with a girl either.
And since the girls were distracted Gateau made a pass at Marron. Both of them sank to the carpet their tongues verrry far down each other's throats. The cards were forgotten.
Back With Carrot and Mille...
I'm gonna crack, Carrot thought. No, my first time must be with a woman! But, but why did Mille get sucked in with him in the first place!
Mille's skirt slid up his legs, which were hairless. Just like a woman's! Aaaargh! This is IT! I can't take it anymore! He said he wouldn't tell anyway.
"What did you mean by 'who would go first?'"
"Why do you want to take me carrot dear, or do you want me to take you?"
There is no way I'm getting it up the ass the first time, "Why with you dressed like that, I'm surprised you haven't read my mind."
Mille squealed with delight as Carrot finally joined him on the bed.
Hours Pass...
In Salad's Room...
After the girls finished having a little 'girl time' Salad decided that she wanted to be a dominatrix too. So Tira lent her one of the many black leather suits she owned and her whip. Now all they needed (Chocolat was also in dominatrix mode) was someone to 'play with'. And since Carrot wasn't there they had to substitute. Marron and Gateau were the two closest guys so they were 'drafted'.
Back In the Box...
Yes Carrot took Mille, he felt dirty but he did it. Of course afterwards he tied him to the headboard with his scarf so the Haz Knight couldn't turn the tables on him. Maybe he didn't feel dirty at all, Mille did look like a woman, screamed and moaned exactly like a woman. Oh my that train of thought woke 'Little Carrot' up. Mille was lying on the bed drunk with lust. Carrot got a naughty idea and climbed back onto Mille's prison.
Some More Time Passes...
CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ooo Carrot," Mille moaned. Carrot had just taken Mille for the second time. This time he left Mille's wrists unbound. Carrot sighed, as long as no one else would know it was fine.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"That sounded like Marron!" Carrot leapt off the bed and grabbed his clothes. Mille snapped his fingers in disappointment, but gathered his clothes anyway.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"That sounded like Tira," Mille pulled his pants back on. When both were decently dressed Mille grabbed a feather and shot it up at the ceiling. It snapped and a void opened up.
"Help, help, help save me!" Carrot tried to sound like he'd spent the last 24 hours running away from Mille.
"Y'know Carrot, if you ever feel lonely while you're traveling. You can always come to me." Mille batted his eyes again.
Carrot blushed, but this time didn't follow it up with a typical Carrot-plea-of-straightness. The end of Tira's whip sailed into the room. "Grab hold!" Tira ordered. Mille and Carrot didn't waste a second grabbing the butt (hee) of the whip and were dragged up. They were quite surprised at what awaited them. Tira, Chocolat and Salad in dominatrix garb. A pile of various articles of clothing. And Marron and Gateau bound against the wall, Gateau with a little red rubber ball and strap in his mouth.
"What's been going on here!?" A high pitched voice that was neither Carrot nor Mille but said exactly what went through their minds said. It was Daughter! She shook her finger at them threateningly, "You've been having fun while Mama thought you were working!"
She saw the box and lit up. "What an adorable ugly little box."
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the Sorcerer Hunters, Salad and Mille screamed. Of course Gateau's sounded kinda like UUUUggghh! it didn't matter. Daughter's hands were reaching for the box.
DAUGHTER TOUCHED THE BOX!
DAUGHTER WAS SUCKED INTO THE BOX LIKE A CHERRY SLURPEE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!
Carrot made a mad leap for the box but he was quickly restrained by Tira, Chocolat and Salad.
"OH SHIT!/OOO FIT!" They all said.