Dear Duck Community:
Vanishing Act

A/N- Wow, I've got quite a few of these to do now. Well if I hadn't left my notebook at school (-_-') I could post Fulton and Portman's, but, since I did... that'll have to wait. Anyway, I'm taking them a bit out of order here, this one's for Saturniia, oh and by the way... Jesse's got good parts in a few other stories, Second Time Around (shameless plug, I know) and The Test of Friendship are the ones coming to mind at the moment...

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Dear Duck Community:

This is not cool.

I understand it's really Disney's fault for leaving me outta D3, but you would think after I was one of the star players on the team for two movies you all could give me a little credit! Just because I didn't want to go to that school with all the super-preps doesn't mean I dropped off the face of the earth!

Man, it's almost enough to make me accept the scholarship and go force Disney to write a D4.

You'd all love that, I bet. Maybe I'll give it a try.

So I'm going to a public school that's not full of cake-eaters. So what? I can still hang out with the Ducks, can't I? Not one of them, even Cake-eater, is too high and mighty and... rule-abiding... to break curfew, sneak off campus, and come hang out for awhile. I was in that street puck game when Coach and Conway decided to join in!

Course Disney didn't show that but... big companies. Their job's to do stupid things.

And I think the cake-eater comment draws some confusion, too. There's good cake-eaters and there's bad cake-eaters, okay? Cakus eaterus coolus and cakus eaterus preppius. (Banks and I spent longer than we're willin' to admit figuring that out while he was bored in the hospital after the Hawks game.)

One thing that people do get right, though, I don't like people who just waltz in and try to be Ducks! But I don't mind people that just waltz in and try to be friends with Ducks. Now I don't have to like that Banks and Larson still hang out sometimes, but I trust Cake-eater's judgement and I'm not gonna give him trouble about it.

You all think I'm so domineering.

That's about all I can complain about, as far as my treatment goes, since I'm not mentioned enough to be treated too badly. And there's only so much complaining I can do about vanishing entirely... so I guess I'm done.

Sincerely, Jesse Hall